Poorfag reporting in. I live on the east coast of the US, and the furthest I've gone is Dallas, for a school trip.
But if I could travel anywhere, assuming I suddenly became some sort of omniglot, I'd probably take a grand tour of the Americas. From the pristine landscapes of Alaska and the Yukon (I love bears.), to the US' beautiful National Parks, to the ancient ruins of mesoamerica, to the lush jungles of Brazil. If I could, I'd throw Hawaii in there as well. I'm a real sucker for natural beauty.