I was at a LoveLive! meetup and then this guy comes out. He can barely talk, and he stinked. I was trying to pick up girls when he started to pop in like "ey ey i liek beer i drink coronitas" or "ey ey i am filmaker i go fiml soemwere i went outside da city to fmil dnacing groopz" or "ey ey hook me up wit sum hot chicks yea?".
To top it, the dude lives like super close to me and he wanted to know where i lived so he could like come in and play some games. I just wanted to explode at him so bad, i didn't and he came like the next day. i didn't bothered to open him the door.
I still mananged to get a pair of phone numbers from cute cosplayers. I ain't no playa but you gotta keep it open for offers.
