The trend popped up on Twitter, and I think it's pretty cool. You can choose not to include the game you're talking about. Bonus points for amiguity. I'll start, posting the name just for the sake for example. You just walk around an empty office and can't jump. There's a guy that talks to you sometimes but no one else is there. Has the shittiest minigame in videogame history. The Stanley Parable Here are a couple more examples, so you all get the idea -

You're a grumpy old leather bag who lost his young Jason-like, and 3000 years in the future your clone goes on an ignorant rampage with a hotheaded herm, a weaponized skeleton shota, and a book. This PS2-looking PS3 game will make your save data scream in anguish.

You and a couple of friends survive a bioweapon and travel across the galaxy incomprehensibly and somehow find the person that did it. Also has standard gladiator arena somewhere. [spoiler]Star Ocean: The First Departure[/spoiler]

Torn straight offa TV Tropes . [size=small][size=medium] [size=medium][font=sans-serif]Eight ladies (and two gentlemen) beat the living tar out of each other to gain an artifact who will grant them a wish but also turn them into an Eldritch Abomination.[/font][/size] [/size][/size] [size=small][size=medium] Characters include a schoolgirl whose must notable feature is her unruly hair, a circus performer with a nice hat, a cartoon geek, a woman whose weapon of choice is her umbrella, a catgirl (so all you furries have a great time, now), another schoolgirl who never stops screaming during gameplay, a opera starlet, a retired pro wrestler, and a man who depends on an iron lung in a fighting game. The main villain is a French Maid, the Co-Dragons are a nurse and a nun, and other villains include a man who is never shot in focus and a lounge singer. [/size][/size] [size=medium][spoiler] [size=medium] Skullgirls [/size] [/spoiler][/size]

So, basically you run around a lot. But a lot of people don't want you to run around so much, so some politician wants to do good shit for your pals, but someone kills him and for some reason everyone thinks it was your sister. So to save her you run around a lot and in the end you kick some guy out of a helicopter and the day is safed, even so all of that didn't do Jack for the situation they're in. [spoiler] Mirror's Edge (the antagonist is called Jack btw, so that's a pun that happened) [/spoiler]

You capture and torture animals and force them to fight each other, some times you get really weird with it and make the different species have sex with each other. [spoiler]pokemon[/spoiler]

Youre a 100% tacti-cool operator running into hails of gunfire trying to kill gooks, and then you get sniped by someone 1000 metres away. Repeatedly. [spoiler]Battlefield 3 and 4[/spoiler]

You're a spy-wannabe rebelliant using his dumbly enforced sneaky beaky tactics to put the technical revolution to a halt by producing deadlier mechas yourself. You also recrute loli soldiers so you can force them to have sex with you. [spoiler]Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker[/spoiler]

You're a guy that doesn't speak, who whacks things with a crowbar and runs faster backwards than forwards. [spoiler] Half-life 2 [/spoiler] 28961 You also recrute loli soldiers so you can force them to have sex with you. You're supposed to make the game sound bad.

28962 You're supposed to make the game sound bad. Well you can go to jail for it! And they kinda don't show the precise sex scenes so it's no different than usual under-cardbox crabbing.

You are either a terrorist or a counter terrorist, your main means of transport is hopping from place to place. Despite being sent into combat you have to buy your own weapons out in the field even then you don't actually aim with your weapons, you only hipfire and hope for the best. Luckily your enemies are in the same situation so there isn't much to worry about.

Make one of your favorite games sound as shitty as possible

yumiyacchi

Suddenly, a stranger walks into your room with his/her camera on.

malmon

Backlash wrote:
Nodoudt wrote:
Backlash wrote:
Nodoudt wrote:
Were you too unhealthy to join the military?

Are you barely able to hit the broad side of a barn with a firearm?

Can't read a map to save your life?

Well, now you have the opportunity to see just how miserably you would have failed in this exciting, next-generation shooter!

Enjoy the soothing sounds of your own wheezing as you struggle to run up a hill wearing a full vest and ruck!

- Experience sensational migraines from missing any target further out than 500 meters!

Cower in utter terror as your enemies outmaneuver you using drones and strafe your position with 30mm gatling cannons and high-explosive rockets!

All this and more, in:

[spoiler]ArmA III[/spoiler]

Sounds like a hell of a time. Too bad my graphics card would melt trying to run it.

[video=youtube][/video]

This video sums up the hyper-realistic madness quite well.

Aye, I played the original Operation Flashpoint. Fun stuff back in the day; even now, it's still got its charm.

ooooo yes, I played a bit of the original (was very young back then), and enjoyed Dragon Rising.

Týr

Youre a 7 foot tall green man shooting guns and getting yelled at by a naked blue AI lady

Bam

You're a slav kid that can't talk and plays with magnets, trying not to get abducted by some Russians guys.

Charmie

You die, a LOT. The only time you aren't dying is when you're standing in fire or running away from the possibility of dying.

And there's also a crow that takes your shit and gives you other shit.

Inkjet Printer

Most people play it, except the people on this website because they're so fucking bad that they can't even start it. In the end everyone loses anyway, so there's really no point. It's one of the most satisfying games though, but if you lose your heart will be broken.

That's right I'm talking about the game of love man rip in peace my heart 2015.

cyka

you play football and shit

FukuchiChiisaia

PORN RAPE EVERYWHERE.

[spoiler]3D Custom Maid[/spoiler]

None_At_All

Inkjet Printer wrote:
Most people play it, except the people on this website because they're so fucking bad that they can't even start it. In the end everyone loses anyway, so there's really no point. It's one of the most satisfying games though, but if you lose your heart will be broken.

That's right I'm talking about the game of love man rip in peace my heart 2015.

I thought you were talking about Dwarf Fortress.

GodDAMN do I want to play that, but I dont think I'll go through the effort necessary to get into it for a while.

All in One

None_At_All wrote:
GodDAMN do I want to play that, but I dont think I'll go through the effort necessary to get into it for a while.

I'm in the same boat. I actually did try it out but gave up after a few hours when the first trading wagon showed up. That said I might try and take the plunge again. You know what they say, losing is Fun...

karen

Play as a cat and die repeatedly
It's shitty game anyway

[spoiler] Syobon Action [/spoiler]

Happiness

You spend a whole shitton of hours building a gigantic city before you go bored, build a dam, destroy it and flood the entire thing. Plus points if you redirect the sewer to the top of the damn.

doublemunch

All in One wrote:
None_At_All wrote:
GodDAMN do I want to play that, but I dont think I'll go through the effort necessary to get into it for a while.

I'm in the same boat. I actually did try it out but gave up after a few hours when the first trading wagon showed up. That said I might try and take the plunge again. You know what they say, losing is Fun...

in the same boat

May we never forget.

Edit: oh yeah, game.
Colourful shapes fall from the sky, and you have to put them in the right place. You will get stressed out.
Honestly, it's just like taking a younger sibling to kindergarten.

[spoiler]Tetris[/spoiler]

yumiyacchi

Colourful shapes fall from the sky AT FUCKING ASIAN SPEED, and you have to put them in the right place. You will FUCKING DIE.
Honestly, it's just like taking a shit from a high place, hoping it lands into a nearby trashcan.

doublemunch

yumiyacchi wrote:
Colourful shapes fall from the sky AT FUCKING ASIAN SPEED, and you have to put them in the right place. You will FUCKING DIE.
Honestly, it's just like taking a shit from a high place, hoping it lands into a nearby trashcan.

Invisible shapes plummet from the heavens at the speed of fucking light and God only knows what kind of sacred ritual you need to perform to survive. You will never be able to use your fingers again.
Honestly, it's just like being shot at by the most elite snipers of the American army in an inflatable neon duck costume whilst courting a particularly snobby Penrose tetragon, praying that neither of you get hit.

[spoiler]

Also felt the need to post my high score to protect my ~~sissy~~manpride here.

[/spoiler]

All in One

If you don't know what you're doing you can very easily find yourself shotgun-married to a random farmer's daughter and then lose her mere minutes later in a tragic outhouse explosion. You can also just as easily prank call a paramilitary group and rustle their jimmies so badly that they vow to deploy a whole squadron to your location in retaliation; an exchange which, now that I think about it, really bears an uncanny resemblance to "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me" despite the game coming out a little over a decade earlier.

malmon

Lokorfi wrote:
You pretend like you can play piano but it's only in four columns and you eventually will die

osu!mania?

MAUSJAUS

Escorting the mentally hanicapped through retail hell.

tn5421

Xen wrote:
Escorting the mentally hanicapped through retail hell.

Real Life?

yumiyacchi

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM AT 240MPH AND I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!

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