The trend popped up on Twitter, and I think it's pretty cool. You can choose not to include the game you're talking about. Bonus points for amiguity. I'll start, posting the name just for the sake for example. You just walk around an empty office and can't jump. There's a guy that talks to you sometimes but no one else is there. Has the shittiest minigame in videogame history. The Stanley Parable Here are a couple more examples, so you all get the idea -

You're a grumpy old leather bag who lost his young Jason-like, and 3000 years in the future your clone goes on an ignorant rampage with a hotheaded herm, a weaponized skeleton shota, and a book. This PS2-looking PS3 game will make your save data scream in anguish.

You and a couple of friends survive a bioweapon and travel across the galaxy incomprehensibly and somehow find the person that did it. Also has standard gladiator arena somewhere. [spoiler]Star Ocean: The First Departure[/spoiler]

Torn straight offa TV Tropes . [size=small][size=medium] [size=medium][font=sans-serif]Eight ladies (and two gentlemen) beat the living tar out of each other to gain an artifact who will grant them a wish but also turn them into an Eldritch Abomination.[/font][/size] [/size][/size] [size=small][size=medium] Characters include a schoolgirl whose must notable feature is her unruly hair, a circus performer with a nice hat, a cartoon geek, a woman whose weapon of choice is her umbrella, a catgirl (so all you furries have a great time, now), another schoolgirl who never stops screaming during gameplay, a opera starlet, a retired pro wrestler, and a man who depends on an iron lung in a fighting game. The main villain is a French Maid, the Co-Dragons are a nurse and a nun, and other villains include a man who is never shot in focus and a lounge singer. [/size][/size] [size=medium][spoiler] [size=medium] Skullgirls [/size] [/spoiler][/size]

So, basically you run around a lot. But a lot of people don't want you to run around so much, so some politician wants to do good shit for your pals, but someone kills him and for some reason everyone thinks it was your sister. So to save her you run around a lot and in the end you kick some guy out of a helicopter and the day is safed, even so all of that didn't do Jack for the situation they're in. [spoiler] Mirror's Edge (the antagonist is called Jack btw, so that's a pun that happened) [/spoiler]

You capture and torture animals and force them to fight each other, some times you get really weird with it and make the different species have sex with each other. [spoiler]pokemon[/spoiler]

Youre a 100% tacti-cool operator running into hails of gunfire trying to kill gooks, and then you get sniped by someone 1000 metres away. Repeatedly. [spoiler]Battlefield 3 and 4[/spoiler]

You're a spy-wannabe rebelliant using his dumbly enforced sneaky beaky tactics to put the technical revolution to a halt by producing deadlier mechas yourself. You also recrute loli soldiers so you can force them to have sex with you. [spoiler]Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker[/spoiler]

You're a guy that doesn't speak, who whacks things with a crowbar and runs faster backwards than forwards. [spoiler] Half-life 2 [/spoiler] 28961 You also recrute loli soldiers so you can force them to have sex with you. You're supposed to make the game sound bad.

28962 You're supposed to make the game sound bad. Well you can go to jail for it! And they kinda don't show the precise sex scenes so it's no different than usual under-cardbox crabbing.

You are either a terrorist or a counter terrorist, your main means of transport is hopping from place to place. Despite being sent into combat you have to buy your own weapons out in the field even then you don't actually aim with your weapons, you only hipfire and hope for the best. Luckily your enemies are in the same situation so there isn't much to worry about.

Make one of your favorite games sound as shitty as possible

tn5421

you spin until you win

[spoiler title="the spoiler"]
diablo 3 and/or league of legends
[/spoiler]

7th

Click the circles. To the beat.

[spoiler]osu![/spoiler]

clicky

fly around as a silver guy killing everything with your snail trail
[spoiler]
marvel heroes
[/spoiler]

mumu

Kill everyone for a girl that don't have sex with u
[spoiler] bioshock infinite[/spoiler]

malmon

mumu wrote:
Kill everyone for a girl that don't have sex with u
[spoiler] bioshock infinite[/spoiler]

At least the internet makes up for it :>

mumu

malmon73 wrote:
mumu wrote:
Kill everyone for a girl that don't have sex with u
[spoiler] bioshock infinite[/spoiler]

At least the internet makes up for it :>

dam..... thas tru

Uzinero

You're a writer who goes on holiday, but then your wife gets kidnapped and a story you wrote but don't remember comes true, so you have to go around killing stuff in a forest with a flashlight.

[spoiler]Alan Wake [/spoiler]

yumiyacchi

You get your shit killed by a giant wolf

[spoiler]Hyperdimension Neptunia[/spoiler]
Your sister gets her shit killed by a giant wolf
[spoiler]Hyperdimension Neptunia II[/spoiler]
You're taken to another dimension, to get your shit killed by a wolf in an extremely long game
[spoiler]Hyperdimension Neptunia V[/spoiler]
You're killing shit this time Sengoku Mousou style
[spoiler]Hyperdimension Neptunia Action U[/spoiler]
You're gonna arrive to Steam soon
[spoiler]Megadimension Neptunia VII[/spoiler]

Patchy

80% weeb bait 20% references

[spoiler]
Hyperdimension Neptunia series.
[/spoiler]

Also I apparently didn't read the post above gg self

All in One

Let's see, everything has an obnoxious orange tint, the hundreds of NPCs all share the same four or five voice actors and stare unblinkingly at you during conversations, one of the factions got gimped hard with cut content and it boasts free exploration while road-blocking everything behind high-level enemies.

yumiyacchi

Suddenly, everyone and their mothers are masturbating to it.

[spoiler]Overwatch[/spoiler]

Kyoko.AVNo

You're an alien, and you have to fend off giant monsters by throwing plants at them while also collecting a bunch of junk that's scattered all over the place. Also, you're timed, and if you don't get the stuff before the time runs out, you lose.

Paarthurnax

It can't be called a game even.

Charmie

You kidnap literally everything and force a girl who can't talk into subservience all while stealing everyone's nukes.

Also parasites.

Backlash

An FPS with no single-player mode, a garish cartoony artstyle, and the most annoying mascot this side of the Atlantic. The story involves a team of battle-hardened former mercenaries getting back together to fight some vaguely-specified terrorists. The game is obsessed over by /v/irgins, who paradoxically bash every facet of the game into oblivion.

[spoiler]Overwatch.[/spoiler]

CrispyFriedMan

You talk, yeah that's right, just talk. How much talking is I'm this game? Entire trees and networks of dialogue trees. Even when you do get to some combat, all you do is hit a button and watch your character do the move instead. LAME.

Nodoudt

Were you too unhealthy to join the military?

Are you barely able to hit the broad side of a barn with a firearm?

Can't read a map to save your life?

Well, now you have the opportunity to see just how miserably you would have failed in this exciting, next-generation shooter!

Enjoy the soothing sounds of your own wheezing as you struggle to run up a hill wearing a full vest and ruck!

- Experience sensational migraines from missing any target further out than 500 meters!

Cower in utter terror as your enemies outmaneuver you using drones and strafe your position with 30mm gatling cannons and high-explosive rockets!

All this and more, in:

[spoiler]ArmA III[/spoiler]

Backlash

Nodoudt wrote:
Were you too unhealthy to join the military?

Are you barely able to hit the broad side of a barn with a firearm?

Can't read a map to save your life?

Well, now you have the opportunity to see just how miserably you would have failed in this exciting, next-generation shooter!

Enjoy the soothing sounds of your own wheezing as you struggle to run up a hill wearing a full vest and ruck!

- Experience sensational migraines from missing any target further out than 500 meters!

Cower in utter terror as your enemies outmaneuver you using drones and strafe your position with 30mm gatling cannons and high-explosive rockets!

All this and more, in:

[spoiler]ArmA III[/spoiler]

Sounds like a hell of a time. Too bad my graphics card would melt trying to run it.

Nodoudt

Backlash wrote:
Nodoudt wrote:
Were you too unhealthy to join the military?

Are you barely able to hit the broad side of a barn with a firearm?

Can't read a map to save your life?

Well, now you have the opportunity to see just how miserably you would have failed in this exciting, next-generation shooter!

Enjoy the soothing sounds of your own wheezing as you struggle to run up a hill wearing a full vest and ruck!

- Experience sensational migraines from missing any target further out than 500 meters!

Cower in utter terror as your enemies outmaneuver you using drones and strafe your position with 30mm gatling cannons and high-explosive rockets!

All this and more, in:

[spoiler]ArmA III[/spoiler]

Sounds like a hell of a time. Too bad my graphics card would melt trying to run it.

[video=youtube][/video]

This video sums up the hyper-realistic madness quite well.

Backlash

Nodoudt wrote:
Backlash wrote:
Nodoudt wrote:
Were you too unhealthy to join the military?

Are you barely able to hit the broad side of a barn with a firearm?

Can't read a map to save your life?

Well, now you have the opportunity to see just how miserably you would have failed in this exciting, next-generation shooter!

Enjoy the soothing sounds of your own wheezing as you struggle to run up a hill wearing a full vest and ruck!

- Experience sensational migraines from missing any target further out than 500 meters!

Cower in utter terror as your enemies outmaneuver you using drones and strafe your position with 30mm gatling cannons and high-explosive rockets!

All this and more, in:

[spoiler]ArmA III[/spoiler]

Sounds like a hell of a time. Too bad my graphics card would melt trying to run it.

[video=youtube][/video]

This video sums up the hyper-realistic madness quite well.

Aye, I played the original Operation Flashpoint. Fun stuff back in the day; even now, it's still got its charm.

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