So, my mom had been setting me on dates with girls i used to hate (ex-classmates, her friend's daughters, etc.) and i hate it. So i started to skip these by telling my mom about going to see what's up with the restaurant i'm opening later in October/November, while just goofing off to somewhere else. The thing is that someday we just went to see a fryer and after that we went to a nearby bar to have a beer... and my mom just passes by.
Back at home she gave me this 2 hours long rant about how i should respect women and shit, and asked me stuff like "Are you gay?", "Are you aware that one of these fine girls are willing to date you?" or "I want grandsons, dammit!". I carefully told her that i'm having two major projects that i'm working on and how i hadn't time to date like a regular person. She told me "You ain't doing shit until you have a wife and kids, you ain't spendin' shit because u need that money and you need another 9 to 5 job and wife and kids and a car" and i just can't stand it anymore, dude!