So let's sort out the rules here.Â Someone will post three things about themselves Two of them will be true, one will be a lie Ex.Â (1. I eat cheese (2. I went to the moon (3. Chips are tasty The next poster will post their guess of what the lie is. Ex. (I guess numberÂ 2. I went to the moon. The original poster of the two truths and a lie will then edit their original post saying what the lie was.Â Sounds fun? I hope so. I'll start. (1. I pooped in the bath as a kid (2. My phone number ends with the number 2 (3. I own a Corsair keyboard Edit: HAHAAAA @"lokorfi" loses. I don't own a Corsair keyboard, I have a logitech one. 😃

Lokorfi wrote: I guess (1. I pooped in the bath as a kid Also who will post after the OP? You get to post your two truths and a lie after mine.

Gonna assume it's 1. As you have been playing PoE recently iirc... EDIT! So, before I go to sleep, here you guys go. Might be a tough one, idk. (1 - I keep my childhood female friend's panties in a drawer. (2 - I have never played Fallout. (3 - I used to moderate a forum before. Ding! @[deleted] lost, it's obviously 3. I've never played Fallout. And I do keep her panties in a drawer, never used them though.

:3 I love kitsunes I respect Tony Abbott I sleep a lot @[deleted] got it~ I despise that little shit.

Riesu wrote: :3 I love kitsunes I respect Tony Abbott I sleep a lot I guess that you HATE Tony Abbott @Rii Mako is defos my adorable anime waifu, but yeah, I met the English voice actress not the Japanese one. Do I have to wait for a reply, or can I give my 3 lies right now? (2 truths) My roommate is such a slob that sometimes I throw his dishes away rather than wash them for him. I stabbed someone one time because I was tired and cranky. I got to meet the Japanese voice actress for, my waifu, Mako from Kill La Kill 🙂

Nanashi wrote: Gonna assume it's 1. As you have been playing PoE recently iirc... EDIT! So, before I go to sleep, here you guys go. Might be a tough one, idk. (1 - I keep my childhood female friend's panties in a drawer. (2 - I have never played Fallout. (3 - I used to moderate a forum before. Ding! @[deleted] lost, it's obviously 3. I've never played Fallout. And I do keep her panties in a drawer, never used them though. why the heck have you never played Fallout 3 >_< Â You're only hurting yourself 🙁

Im guessing 3. She aint your waifoo 1.) I own a corsair keyboard. 2.) I wear g-strings out into public from time to time 3.) I fucking hate @Senpai Pookie got it right ofc~

Rii wrote: Im guessing 3. She aint your waifoo 1.) I own a corsair keyboard. 2.) I wear g-strings out into public from time to time 3.) I fucking hate @Senpai It's 2, I know it. ;-; or 3, yeah; i'm gonna go with 3. 1) My middle name is Scott. 2) I love cooking good food. 3) I can't stand brussel sprouts. EDIT: @"CompaIsMyWaifu" was wrong, I love brussels sprouts. c:

Senpai wrote: Rii wrote: Im guessing 3. She aint your waifoo 1.) I own a corsair keyboard. 2.) I wear g-strings out into public from time to time 3.) I fucking hate @Senpai It's 2, I know it. ;-; or 3, yeah; i'm gonna go with 3. 1) My middle name is Scott. 2) I love cooking good food. 3) I can't stand brussel sprouts. I'm guessing 1 by the process of elimination, because I already know you cook and brussel sprouts are fucking disgusting I am the youngest of my three siblings I sleep with a Compa body pillow I started gaming at two years old. Senpai wrote: EDIT: @CompaIsMyWaifu was wrong, I love brussels sprouts. c: EDIT: That's gross, @Senpai ._.

Okay, let me try and revive it then >_> Compa: I'll guess 3 but I'm probably wrong. For mine! (1 - My first sexual 'experience' was at the age of 8 with a childhood friend. (2 - I had a friend who got pregnant and committed suicide. (3 - I have never kissed anyone (family members don't count).

Probably 2 here's mine: I found exploits on windows 7 and told mircosoft I played runescape for 7/8 years I'm a bully 🙂

Two Truths and a Lie

Happiness

None_At_All wrote:
1) I like vaporwave music.
2) I like horror movies.
3) I like chips with avocado.

I don't know what vaporwave is so i'll go with that!

I live on an island full of cats
I hate rum and kake
I love @"Saikou"

llik3

Happiness wrote:
None_At_All wrote:
1) I like vaporwave music.
2) I like horror movies.
3) I like chips with avocado.

I don't know what vaporwave is so i'll go with that!

I live on an island full of cats

I hate rum and kake

I love @"Saikou"

What is this? This thread shouldn't have died.

2's a lie.

Thruth/Lie

I When I'm really depressed I hurt myself by overtraining
II I've one-sidedly ended all my previous relationships
III I plan on going vegan

Inkjet Printer

II is a lie because people on this website don't have relationships.

1: I don't know what to write here.

These are 2 lies and one truth.
3; All of the above statements are lies, including my answer to the previous guy.

doublemunch

Inkjet Printer wrote:
II is a lie because people on this website don't have relationships.

1: I don't know what to write here.

These are 2 lies and one truth.
3; All of the above statements are lies, including my answer to the previous guy.

[spoiler title='u rn :^)'][/spoiler]

1 obviously, because 2 is rebel boi (and u pussi boi) and 3 would make your answer false.

I'm all but deaf.
I'm all for butt death.
I wear sandals pretty much everyday, and socks rarely.

@[deleted] You got me.
@Inkjet Printer yeah pretty much.

cyka

doublemunch wrote:
Inkjet Printer wrote:
II is a lie because people on this website don't have relationships.

1: I don't know what to write here.

These are 2 lies and one truth.
3; All of the above statements are lies, including my answer to the previous guy.

[spoiler title='u rn :^)'][/spoiler]

1 obviously, because 2 is rebel boi (and u pussi boi) and 3 would make your answer false.

I'm all but deaf.

I'm all for butt death.

I wear sandals pretty much everyday, and socks rarely.

i think 2 because you seem to like it a lot

Inkjet Printer

doublemunch wrote:
Inkjet Printer wrote:
II is a lie because people on this website don't have relationships.

1: I don't know what to write here.

These are 2 lies and one truth.
3; All of the above statements are lies, including my answer to the previous guy.

[spoiler title='u rn :^)'][/spoiler]

1 obviously, because 2 is rebel boi (and u pussi boi) and 3 would make your answer false.

I'm all but deaf.

I'm all for butt death.

I wear sandals pretty much everyday, and socks rarely.

Dude you can't choose that one because 3 would invalidate 2 which would make 2 true again but then 3 would be invalid but then there would be 2 truths and one lie invalidating 2 again wtf.

malmon

~~Option 1 seems appropriate for a nudist!~~

EDIT: bloody hell I can't think. Sorry. I'm guessing that 3 is the lie.

malmon

Having to wear glasses isn't really that great tbh. I'm intrigued as to how all that sleeping makes you look like a grandma though ^_^. Or do grandmas just tend to sleep a lot?

Guess it's my turn then!

I have mild allergies to various fruits and nuts
I passed my driving test first time.
There's a loli poster pinned up in our kitchen.

malmon

Yeah, sleeping's fun.

And you have successfully managed to guess one of the truths! A bit of an odd one to go for if they're really common 😛

ThatGuy

67047
i think you dont live with your family so third one is easily possible.
so im guessing the 2nd one is a lie.
guess mine
1)i fell on my head and lost my memory
2)I'm a NEET and i love being alone.
3)I don't remember when was the last time i felt happy.

ThatGuy

67096
oh moeki you're right you always make me feel happy ^
i wrote it wrong i wanted to say "feeling pure happiness". i am generally happy in life but i always feel depressed at random times. so i dont remember when was the last time i felt really happy without any sadness inside. i have that pure happy moments in my childhood but dont remember the most of them.
the answer is 2nd one i love being alone but i am studying right now so i am not a neet haha.
and the first one's story is: 4th year of primary school. i was in school yard. i fell down and hit my head to the ground. i passed out. teachers woke me up and asked me if im ok and i was like where am i? how did i come to school? and then i started to cry. we went to hospital had some tests and doctor said that there is nothing to worry about.
sorry for the long post.

Orion41

Nobody posted a reply that continues the game, so I guess I'll just add my three.
EDIT: So I also guess that nobody even replied to mine but ok

I low-key kinda wish I could've been born a guy
I love math
I love being a girl

malmon

Pururin wrote:
67047
i think you dont live with your family so third one is easily possible.
so im guessing the 2nd one is a lie.

Correct!

LucianDreamer

Here I go by chronology from past, to the present, and the future:

We have been around since the 2nd century when the first Lucian became the father of science fiction. (Past)
I am 0.17% as likely to be reported by staff. (Present)
343 Industries will pick my planet for their next Halo game, if I do not start my anime sooner. (Future)

malmon

LucianDreamer wrote:
Here I go by chronology from past, to the present, and the future:

We have been around since the 2nd century when the first Lucian became the father of science fiction. (Past)

I am 0.17% as likely to be reported by staff. (Present)

343 Industries will pick my planet for their next Halo game, if I do not start my anime sooner. (Future)

I'm guessing that the future you have given is false.

LucianDreamer

malmon wrote:
LucianDreamer wrote:
Here I go by chronology from past, to the present, and the future:

We have been around since the 2nd century when the first Lucian became the father of science fiction. (Past)

I am 0.17% as likely to be reported by staff. (Present)

343 Industries will pick my planet for their next Halo game, if I do not start my anime sooner. (Future)

I'm guessing that the future you have given is false.

Edit: Your sense of smell finally caught up to me, and you are right!

Ok, next!

malmon

My parents have never seen my anime figures
I have never pulled two all-nighters in a row
I was the tallest in my class in year 1 (1st grade)

LucianDreamer

malmon wrote:
My parents have never seen my anime figures

I have never pulled two all-nighters in a row

I was the tallest in my class in year 1 (1st grade)

Our lie detector indicates that you are NOT a tall person.

Furthermore, you are the 66th post in this thread and you have not made the check, so I have to call Homura over immediately. Unless you apologize to me with at least one true sentence, I will not leave this thread until you do, and she will not be happy when she arrives.

malmon

LucianDreamer wrote:
malmon wrote:
My parents have never seen my anime figures

I have never pulled two all-nighters in a row

I was the tallest in my class in year 1 (1st grade)

Our lie detector indicates that you are NOT a tall person.

Furthermore, you are the 66th post in this thread and you have not made the check, so I have to call Homura over immediately. Unless you apologize to me with at least one true sentence, I will not leave this thread until you do, and she will not be happy when she arrives.

It seems that there may have been a miscalibration - your lie detector has lied to you.

Also, I don't know who this Homura person you're referring to is!

LucianDreamer

malmon wrote:
LucianDreamer wrote:
malmon wrote:
My parents have never seen my anime figures

I have never pulled two all-nighters in a row

I was the tallest in my class in year 1 (1st grade)

Our lie detector indicates that you are NOT a tall person.

Furthermore, you are the 66th post in this thread and you have not made the check, so I have to call Homura over immediately. Unless you apologize to me with at least one true sentence, I will not leave this thread until you do, and she will not be happy when she arrives.

It seems that there may have been a miscalibration - your lie detector has lied to you.

Also, I don't know who this Homura person you're referring to is!

Then, in your case, you are free to go. releases Malmon from police station

To other users: Continue the thread as normal, sorry for the interruption. Peace out.

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