So I just opened youtube, a random video on my home page greeted me with Markiplier's coverage of this one. Quick google, this game is already released. Somehow it has a 96% rating on Steam. The fanbase...
You know what, I'm gonna give it a look, or at least watch somebody else give it a look, since I'm already on-board to hell with the upcoming reviews.
Meanwhile, a random review on Steam.
[spoiler]Here's my journey in FNAF 4:
Bought the game
Screamed a little out of excitement
Opened the game
Main screen = spoopy
"Night 1? Okay, this is going to be easy!"
Makes it past Night 1, sweating in buckets
"Night 2? Pfft, Easy."
Gets jumpscared by Cupcake - WTF
"I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL CUPCAKE!"
Restarts Night 2
"Okay... I.. I can do this"
Runs to door
Clicks on Flashlight
Hair turns White
Restarts Night 2
";-;"
Squeaks Freddy's Nose as a last chance of hope
Runs to door
Listens for breathing
No breathing
Clicks flashlight on
Soul exits body[/spoiler]
This review is a Positive one with 0.5h played (didn't make a screenshot cause I can't be assed to change the Steam language which changed on its own to Polish), was marked as helpful by 1322/1801 and 1987 people marked it as funny.
I would mark it as helpful too, if you asked me. It just shows how terrible the fanbase is. But who the hell marked it as funny when the most I can squish out of myself after reading it is 'pathetic'?