Senpai wrote
Uzinero wrote
Senpai wrote
Uzinero wrote
I think it's important that with Lewd being, well, Lewd, that our collective mascot is something sexy and sensual, whilst at the same time, hard and firm, just like our collective dongs, and so, with that said, I suggest we have our mascot be something like this:
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No thanks.
Y tho?
Because we've already got a sexy foxgirl on her way.
Honestly, what are you going to do with a foxgirl? What if she lifts up her tail, you start getting into it, and then BAM! her fox instincts kick in and she turns and bites your cock off, or she claws you to death, or any combination of horrible things that could happen. Now, think off a sexy plank. For a start, the plank is already FAR sexier than any foxgirl could ever even dream of being, and that is an objective fact. Now you have the matter of pleasure. Planks are predictable, planks are not volatile. Planks are not going to bite your cock off. You can pleasure yourself very easily with a plank, using it to penetrate your tight asshole until it isn't tight anymore, with it being long enough to reach your anal G-spot, bringing you to an intense orgasm. But it doesn't stop there. The jagged edges of the plank can be very helpful in stretching your asshole to take large planks, by smoothly and sensually cutting deep into your anal tissue. If you wanted, you could even use the plank roughly to pleasure your ass, bringing you to an intense, painful and bloody orgasm that is completely unrivalled by any other sensation. Now my last point is splinters, the fun doesn't stop when you pull the plank out, as you're likely to get a splinter or several of them embedded in your anus, giving you constant anal pleasure unless you decide to remove them.
Plank > Foxgirl.
