Good News, Bad News

Respond to someone's good new with bad news, while stating some good news yourself

Example

User 1:Â Good news is that my favorite anime got a new season

User 2: Bad news is that they made your waifu super shitty
Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Good news,Â that girl you thought was super kawaii talked to you today

User 3:Â Bad news is that your palms gotÂ sweaty, knees weak and arms are heavy, there's vomit on yourÂ sweater already, mom's spaghetti

Now i'll start,

Good new is that my hat finally came in the mail today

Bad news is the mailman thought it was so nice, he tookÂ it for himself.

Good news, everyone! Futurama is coming back again.

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Bad news is that fry kills himself in the first episode and they leave the end the series after.
Good news is that im still alive!..Barely!

Bad news is you tried to rip off Barely Alive, and horribly at that.

Good news, homie wiggles, Senpai finally did some work on the theme we're working on (though not much ; w 😉

Bad news: senpai made everything worse.

Good news: I paid my server host today.

Bad news: The money was insufficient and he will eat his children for sustenance

Good news: My sister's graduating today 😃