in the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
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In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
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As the story goes on,
Never the less to sat,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.
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At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
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And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.
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They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.
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Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
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The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
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Backwards and forwards,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.
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The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
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Then down through the years,
People did screw,
And now its time,
For me and you.
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So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause i'm in the mood,
For a piece of that ASS!