I am sorry to say, but weeb is dying
It's blood count is low and it doesn't have much time left
Give it all your love so it can live a happy life before it dies
It has been fun, but the cancer just got too great
The pokemon was going to revive it, but it was not very effective
It is up to you weebs, to bring this greatness back to its former self
I wish you all luck in the wars to come
Sincerely - Jesus