Have you ever been on a diet?[size=xx-small](of course you haven't.) [size=small]Have you ever told yourself, "I'm feed up with all the bad stuff I put into my body. Starting next season I am going to change my ways and eat better!" But all of a sudden, you look outside and you see your favorite McDonalds. Everyone there knows you, the atmosphere is familiar, there's that cut girl there that always shoots you a smile, and of course- the Double Cheese Burgers. Well that feeling exemplified into an anime is Netgoe: Long Ass Light Novel Title. [/size][/size]
[size=xx-small][size=small]Now, this anime is not good. This anime is a bad cheeseburger. But like every cheeseburger, even though its pretty bad, its pretty damn good. The concept is generic, the characters are generic, the music is seriously, generic. Like, I heard it and thought of every single slice of life I have ever seen I swear I thought they sampled Nisekoi. I know that I have only done two of these, but I am not going through the effort of linking all of the staff; because it doesn't fucking matter. This show is just for escapism. I'll give you the run down of the first episode and subsequently the whole show. MC is a faggot Open Otaku, meaning that despite being openly honest about his love for drawn little girls and playing mind numbing video-games, he has three well adjusted friends and isn't 400 pounds. He has a bad experience marrying in game. Now this new chick wants to marry him. So they do. So then one of them wants to meet up all of a sudden. And then[spoiler]TWO OF THE GUYS IN HIS GUILDS ARE ACTUALLY GIRLS IRL CAUSE THAT FUCKING HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND THE THE GIRL HE MARRIED IN GAME HAPPENS TO BE "THE CUTE BOOKWORM TYPE" JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM[/spoiler] [/size][/size]
[size=xx-small][size=small]Now I have to admit some stuff. The characters are cute. The art styles nice. And I know I am being pandered to. I smiled a bunch. And it made me feel warm inside, but like the burgers- I know I shouldn't have them. I probably shouldn't watch this, but I will. And I am sure you will do the same...[/size][/size]
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[size=xx-small][size=small]Oh look, she's from /r9k/. Say REEEEEEEEE[/size][/size]
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[size=xx-small][size=small]This is the "girl" he marries before. Pretty cute. [/size][/size]
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[size=xx-small][size=small]Do you agree?[/size][/size]
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[size=xx-small][size=small][size=xx-small]cause I sure as fuck don't[/size][/size][/size]
[size=xx-small][size=small][size=xx-small][size=small]Why are they always so cut[/size][size=small]e[/size][/size][/size][/size]
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