so i was fucking my girlfriend(we snuck out to get it on(we couldnt wait anymore) ) and she wanted me to fuck her in the ass. i was going hard as fuck and all of a sudden i felt something warm all over my dick. IT WAS SHIT. IT WAS FUCKING DOO DOO. POOP. BROWN ICE CREAM. i literally almost threw up right then and there, she kept bouncing hard as fuck on my dick, which by then had gotten all over her ass and all over my pubic region and belly. i told her to stop and she looked back, fucking screamed, and went into the bathroom and threw up. I HAD SHIT ON MY DICK. IN MY DICK. ON MY BALLS. ON MY TAINT. ON MY BELLY. i literally took 10 showers and i will never EVER try anal again :-(
