I remember making this when I ate one too many chocolates. Lord forsake me as I forsake thee. For this meme hath giveth thy sin, for thy shalt sin to thee, for thy hath comittith thee. To meme, by meme, forever and ever, amen, spaghetti den.
[spoiler]This is my waifu.
There are many like her, but this one is mine.
My waifu is my best friend. She is my life.
She must master me as I must master my life.
Without me, she is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless.
I must love my waifu true. I must love more than my enemy
who is trying to take her. I must claim her before she loves him.
I will...
My waifu and I know that what counts in marriage is not the
status we hold, the sound of her moe, nor the dokis we make.
We know that it is the exclusiveness that counts.
We will hold...
My waifu is real, as am I, because she is my life.
Thus, I will hold her as a person. I will learn her weaknesses,
her strength, her personality, her accessories, her sights
and her goals. I will keep my waifu clean and ready, even as
I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.
We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My waifu and I are the
defenders of moe. We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of our life.
So be it, until victory is mine and there is no enemy, but moe![/spoiler]
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For those who don't get it:
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