You can't make this shit up

Eli Ayase

https://m.facebook.com/Flat-Earth-Matters-439175856282154/

This page is so glorious, just as much as all the people who like and comment on it. It's just so amazing. It's like a huge ass social experiment was made to gather statistics in an effort to discover just how many people would wear a tinfoil hat with tinfoil trousers to mcdonalds.
Reading the comments, the explanations, you can tell everyone was a middle school drop out. And it's funnier than a comedian messing up his own punchline

But alas, this is much greater. Much more important- more grande. These people are the real embodiment of satire and they don't even realize it. These people are the epitome of ignorantly intelligent beings. They are the few- but the many- for they represent us all. They are on a whole new spectrum, one that many of us overlook where realization brings one to enlightenment beyond the magnitude any other could hope to conceive.
They are the few.
The proud.
The mongoloids.

Yoko

Pretty sure it's just a joke page, but still funny lol

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Yoko wrote:
Pretty sure it's just a joke page, but still funny lol

The problem is that its not a joke

seel

Aiba wrote:
Yoko wrote:
Pretty sure it's just a joke page, but still funny lol

The problem is that its not a joke

I'd gander this is a joke page, but honestly there are people that continue to believe that the Earth is flat, and they have every right to fucking vote on matters. I'm all for people having the right to believe whatever they fucking want, but god damnit some stuff is just too stupid to be believing in.

Eli Ayase

snow wrote:
Aiba wrote:
The problem is that its not a joke

I'd gander this is a joke page, but honestly there are people that continue to believe that the Earth is flat, and they have every right to fucking vote on matters. I'm all for people having the right to believe whatever they fucking want, but god damnit some stuff is just too stupid to be believing in.

It's the best shit though. Like, they believe that the earth is a continuous flat plain that extends forever. Like wtf they've been playing too much minecraft haha

seel

Eli Ayase wrote:
snow wrote:
I'd gander this is a joke page, but honestly there are people that continue to believe that the Earth is flat, and they have every right to fucking vote on matters. I'm all for people having the right to believe whatever they fucking want, but god damnit some stuff is just too stupid to be believing in.

It's the best shit though. Like, they believe that the earth is a continuous flat plain that extends forever. Like wtf they've been playing too much minecraft haha

tfw there is a mod that allows you to explore the solar system and it displays earth as a sphere. checkmate atheists. :steve:

Eli Ayase

snow wrote:
Eli Ayase wrote:
It's the best shit though. Like, they believe that the earth is a continuous flat plain that extends forever. Like wtf they've been playing too much minecraft haha

tfw there is a mod that allows you to explore the solar system and it displays earth as a sphere. checkmate atheists. :steve:

:steve: good meme dude :steve:

The flat earth is like a loli. Some people laugh at their flatness, and those same people laugh at those who praise them.
#flatisjustice

Yoko

Aiba wrote:
Yoko wrote:
Pretty sure it's just a joke page, but still funny lol

The problem is that its not a joke

It's obviously a troll page
:sigh: :sigh:

Eli Ayase

Yoko wrote:
Aiba wrote:
The problem is that its not a joke

It's obviously a troll page
:sigh: :sigh:

It probably is but read the comments on the post
They wholeheartedly believe in the cause and it's fucking great

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"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Memester 9000

Yoko

Eli Ayase wrote:
Yoko wrote:
It's obviously a troll page
:sigh: :sigh:

It probably is but read the comments on the post
They wholeheartedly believe in the cause and it's fucking great

Yeah as for the comments, most of the ones I saw were people asking how could someone be so stupid to still believe the Earth is flat, and then yeah there were a couple who actually believed it.

Eli Ayase

Yoko wrote:
Eli Ayase wrote:
It probably is but read the comments on the post
They wholeheartedly believe in the cause and it's fucking great

Yeah as for the comments, most of the ones I saw were people asking how could someone be so stupid to still believe the Earth is flat, and then yeah there were a couple who actually believed it.

"Notice there's a shadow on his right arm. A shadow of the water. I don't know what to make of that since water is transparent. It wouldn't make a dark shadow like that I wouldn't think. Perhaps it's a colored ball and green screen projection?"

SO great haha :smug: