These things usually turn out pretty interesting.

-eating marginal amounts of soap is just a caveat of life -can you get cash back on mail orders I thought both of these things back when I was nocturnal on my PC all night and decided to write them down.

Isn't everyone a time traveler since we are constantly moving in the forward direction #SushiThoughts

Are hamburgers actually made out of ham?

"wow I never think of anything interesting"

To people who leave their pens unretracted: why

i really want some salad rightnow :salad:

I should probably improve my social skills

Short Thought: In this world, there are people whose entire careers revolve around providing English voice acting to Japanese pornographic animation. What a time to be alive.

SushiFeelings wrote: I should probably improve my social skills

Random thoughts thread

yumiyacchi

I lost my job, i was tired though. I worked a year and a half straight with little to no time for rest.

tn5421

Pokemon Go is going to make me skinny again

inconspicuous

MMO drama, not even once.

doublemunch

With all the dust and dirt that gets on bees collecting pollen, honey has no right to taste so good.

Backlash

As appreciative as I am that my mother integrated perfectly into American society, she still occasionally reminds me that she was born a village girl.

Just a few moments ago, she became genuinely distressed that I'd spent a twenty my estranged father gave me as holiday money. After a good minute of flailing her arms about, I finally got her to admit she felt it was cursed. Yeah, really.

I ended up taking another twenty from my room and passing it off as the offending banknote. She seemed much happier after I exchanged it with her for one of her own.

malmon

Backlash wrote:
As appreciative as I am that my mother integrated perfectly into American society, she still occasionally reminds me that she was born a village girl.

Just a few moments ago, she became genuinely distressed that I'd spent a twenty my estranged father gave me as holiday money. After a good minute of flailing her arms about, I finally got her to admit she felt it was cursed. Yeah, really.

I ended up taking another twenty from my room and passing it off as the offending banknote. She seemed much happier after I exchanged it with her for one of her own.

What?

Backlash

malmon wrote:
Backlash wrote:
As appreciative as I am that my mother integrated perfectly into American society, she still occasionally reminds me that she was born a village girl.

Just a few moments ago, she became genuinely distressed that I'd spent a twenty my estranged father gave me as holiday money. After a good minute of flailing her arms about, I finally got her to admit she felt it was cursed. Yeah, really.

I ended up taking another twenty from my room and passing it off as the offending banknote. She seemed much happier after I exchanged it with her for one of her own.

What?

Yeah, lots of South Asian immigrants genuinely believe in curses; the oldest actually still believe in magic and evil spirits. So if you accept a gift from someone you don't like, you'll get very sick, or lose your job, or something.

To avoid the curse, she made me put it in the jar of spare cash we give to charity every so often. Don't ask. 'Cuz I don't know.

doublemunch

FM Radio used to be the thing you listened to when you were tired of repeating the same songs.
What happened?

malmon

doublemunch wrote:
FM Radio used to be the thing you listened to when you were tired of repeating the same songs.
What happened?

I reckon it's something to do with record labels enforcing some sort of minimum play count or something when they license their music to the stations. So they can't play much else because they have to keep playing the same stuff over and over again to meet the quota.

doublemunch

malmon wrote:
doublemunch wrote:
FM Radio used to be the thing you listened to when you were tired of repeating the same songs.
What happened?

I reckon it's something to do with record labels enforcing some sort of minimum play count or something when they license their music to the stations. So they can't play much else because they have to keep playing the same stuff over and over again to meet the quota.

Commercialism: Not Even Once.
Lucky lewd is all about the people, not the money.
~~Yet. :^)~~

Apophany

Sometimes I like to tune the radio to near or complete static, listen really closely and try to pick out words. Then I write the words on my skin, usually my thigh or something. They're mostly not nice words. I hear "kill yourself" and "you deserved it" a lot. Also lots of people screaming for help.

I don't really know why I do it. I'd say I feel like it calms me down, but that's not always the case; other times it just upsets me. If I had to guess it's just a way of introspection and something to pass the time.

doublemunch

Apophany wrote:
Sometimes I like to tune the radio to near or complete static, listen really closely and try to pick out words. Then I write the words on my skin, usually my thigh or something. They're mostly not nice words. I hear "kill yourself" and "you deserved it" a lot. Also lots of people screaming for help.

I don't really know why I do it. I'd say I feel like it calms me down, but that's not always the case; other times it just upsets me. If I had to guess it's just a way of introspection and something to pass the time.

It's probably fine.

malmon

Apophany wrote:
Sometimes I like to tune the radio to near or complete static, listen really closely and try to pick out words. Then I write the words on my skin, usually my thigh or something. They're mostly not nice words. I hear "kill yourself" and "you deserved it" a lot. Also lots of people screaming for help.

I swear that's some nosleep shit right there

Backlash

malmon wrote:
Apophany wrote:
Sometimes I like to tune the radio to near or complete static, listen really closely and try to pick out words. Then I write the words on my skin, usually my thigh or something. They're mostly not nice words. I hear "kill yourself" and "you deserved it" a lot. Also lots of people screaming for help.

I swear that's some nosleep shit right there

More like signs of depression. @[deleted], I really hope you're alright.

Hexd

yumiyacchi wrote:
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Recording day!

What're you recording?

yumiyacchi

Hexd wrote:
yumiyacchi wrote:
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Recording day!

What're you recording?

Mostly hardcore and hardstyle chants and vocals.

Hexd

hardstyle chants
what is this

FukuchiChiisaia

Backlash wrote:
Why does the internet seem to hate fat people?

Out of all the irrational hatreds the internet reinforces, this one seems the most idiotic and trivial. If they're not annoying or hurting anybody, who ought to even care?

Most of them, related fat=geek. Dunno what going on though..

tn5421

Backlash wrote:
malmon wrote:
Apophany wrote:
Sometimes I like to tune the radio to near or complete static, listen really closely and try to pick out words. Then I write the words on my skin, usually my thigh or something. They're mostly not nice words. I hear "kill yourself" and "you deserved it" a lot. Also lots of people screaming for help.

I swear that's some nosleep shit right there

More like signs of depression. @[deleted], I really hope you're alright.

Sounds like aliens to me, but depression also isn't out.

llik3

Trail running gives you a fat ass

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