Sadist or Masochist?

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[size=xx-large]Sadist! Masochist![/size]

[size=medium]How it works:
[/size]Each post contains a question asking if something is sadistic or masochistic. It's mainly supposed to be something ironic and rather not obviously sadistic or masochistic. Next, the following post has to state that said object is sadistic/masochistic with an explanation as to why it is sadistic/masochistic.

[spoiler=Example]A shoe.

Sadistic because shoes step on things![/spoiler]

Starting off

A senpai is?

SushiFeelings

sadistic because they intentionally don't notice people.

A loli is?

mumu

masochistic because everyone loves them

a table is?

Ayu

masochistic, you know it wants to be flipped!!

a chair is?

mayunaise

masochistic, cause they love to be sat on.
A mumu is?

Backlash

Sadistic. Only instead of whips, she tortures us with incessant shitposting.

A 3DPD is?

mumu

at first you'd think it's a masochist but it's really a sadist since i don't know what it stands for

a canister of gas is?

Kyoko.AVNo

Gas canisters are sadistic, since they can explode if improperly handled and often have contents that are painful when they get in your eyes or mouth.

A guitar is?

mumu

sadistic because guitars hurt your fingers

a mayunaise is?