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YEAH THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. STOP FUCKING FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER AND POINT YOUR OPTICAL RECEPTORS HERE FOR ONE SECOND AND PAY ATTENTION.
I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU WHY THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYABLE SHOWS I'VE EVER SEEN.
THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING MUSEKININ KANCHOU TYLOR, IF YOU THINK THAT THIS IS SOME KIND OF GENERIC SIFI ACTION FLICK YOU ARE DEAD FUCKING WRONG.
TYLOR JOINED THE MILITARY BECAUSE HE IS A LAZY MOTHERFUCKER AND WANTED A CUSHY DESK JOB. HE COULD GIVE LESS OF A SHIT ABOUT THE WAR BUT NOPE THAT AINT HAPPENING, WITH SHEER BULLSHIT AND LUCK THAT RIVALS GOD’S FUCKING ABILITY TO CREATE THE EARTH HE MANAGES TO SAVE AN ADMIRAL WHILE BECOMING A CAPTAIN OF THE WORST, SLOPPIEST SHIP IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY.
MOTHERFUCKING TYLOR DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK THOUGH, HIS CREW TRIES TO MURDER HIM ON THE SPOT BUT NOPE FUCK THAT, HE ENDS UP USING THE BOMB AS A WAY TO DESTROY FOUR OF THE ENEMY SHIPS, NOT ONLY THAT BUT WHILE THE CREW IS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER IN A MUTINY, TYLER TELLS THEM TO DO WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT, HE COULD GIVE LESS OF A FUCK.
TYLOR ENDS UP COMPLETELY DOMINATING THE WAR WITH HIS SHITTY BROKEN DOWN SHIP WHILE NEVER HAVING TO FIRE A SINGLE BULLET THIS FUCKER USES NOTHING BUT WILD FUCKING STRATEGIES AND SHEER LUCK, EVEN THE PRINCESS OF THE OPPOSING ARMY; AZALYN ENDED UP GETTING COMPLETELY AMAZED BY HIS RIDICULOUS LUCK DECIDES TO CAPTURE HIM ALIVE.
WHAT HAPPENS THEN?
THIS MOTHERFUCKER BREAKS OUT OF PRISON BEFORE SHE GETS TO SEE HIM AND ENDS UP MAKING HER FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM, NOT EVEN REALIZING HE’S AN ENEMY CAPTAIN. TYLOR ENDS UP TAKING COMPLETE CONTROL OVER BOTH OF THE FUCKING EMPIRES.
HE IS UNSTOPPABLE.
AND THIS JUST HAPPENS WITHIN THE FIRST HALF OF THE SHOW, WITH A HELL OF A LOT I’M LEAVING OUT.
YOU CANT TELL IF THIS FUCKER IS AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT OR THE UNIVERSE’S GREATEST GENIUS.
[size=large]WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW.[/size]
