ONE DAY, SCORCHING HOT MELTED CHEESE SHALL RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS IN A GRAND STORM THAT NO MORTAL MAN CAN EVER CONCEIVE OF! THE CHEESEPOCOLAYPSE IS COMING, AND NO ONE'S ANUS SHALL GO UNFILLED FROM THE STICKY HOT GOOEY CHEESE THAT SHALL RAIN DOWN FROM THE BLOOD RED SKY! THAT STICKY HOT GOOEY CHEESE CAN'T BE REMOVED THANKS TO IT STICKING TO THE INSIDE OF THE HUMAN ASSHOLE, THIS CAUSES THE CHEESE TO SOLIDIFY, MEANING YOUR ANUS SHALL FOREVER BE RAVAGED WITH CHEESE! REMEMBER THIS MESSAGE WHEN YOUR HOME IS ON FIRE DUE TO THE HOT CHEESE, REMEMBER IT WHEN YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS ARE SCREAMING TO GET THE HOT CHEESE OUT OF THEIR FECAL HOLES, AND REMEMBER IT WHEN YOU FINALLY GET CAUGHT IN THE STORM AND YOU ANUS WILL FOREVER BE BURNING FROM THE GLORY THAT IS CHEESE! PRAY TO THE LORD OF CHEESE, AND HOPE ONE DAY YOUR ANAL HOLE WILL BE SHOWN MERCY!
