Conversing with a friend, I came to the small realization that there are still people who haven't heard of Christian Weston Chandler.
Words struggle to capture how much I envy those blithe, innocent souls.
Pretty much every article on that wiki is formed out of condensed cringe; I'm currently perusing Anime, but my "favorite" is the one about the community college he attended. Oh yeah, and please don't look up "mass debating". Once witnessed, the page image shall remain seared into your retinas for the rest of your days.