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Can you cook? Everyone can cook said a rat. Little he knew that a rat in the kitchen raised an uproar into the Health Department and the restaurant had to be closed.
Can't cook? Stay around, you could get some really nice advice.
Almost burnt your house? Tell us how so we don't do it.

I have a lot of marmalade jars which haven't been opened since about 5 or 6 years ago, surprisingly enough, they're edible and taste better than ever.
I also made chili con carne the other day with a pita bread cover just like in Food Wars and ended up just great.

I can cook a wide variety of things, but most of the time I'm lazy and just fry up bacon for a bacon sandwich.

I can cook a really nice spaghetti.

The one time I really messed up my cooking was during high school, I made cup cakes and put waaay too much bicarbonate soda in them, so they ended up tasting like bicarbonate soda.

I'm a decent cook, just a lazy one. Plus, I can't fucking function in this small, shitty kitchen of ours, it feels like half of the time I'm just looking for stuff I need to prepare the meal or for something I could use as a substitute for tools I can't find.

I worked in an Italian kitchen for almost 3 years so I can cook most thing Italian, other than that I'm really only good for breakfast.

I'm not really good at cooking. The only thing I'm probably very proud of are my chili con carne "skills". It's very easy to do and you can't really do anything wrong tho.

I am able to make a cake from scratch, but other than that I am pretty bad at cooking.

I cannot tell you much about cooking nor food, but I can tell you a lot about mistakes...

desu wrote

I cannot tell you much about cooking nor food, but I can tell you a lot about mistakes...

Tell us about those mistakes.

Akatsuki wrote
desu wrote

I cannot tell you much about cooking nor food, but I can tell you a lot about mistakes...

Tell us about those mistakes.

23336 would be what you're looking for

Putting it this way: if I can manage to cook myself a proper egg, that'd probably make my entire day.

23441
it's easy. you just:
put oil in a frying pan
heat up the oil
crack an egg into the pan
wait until the bottom of the egg is cooked
flip the egg
wait until the bottom is cooked
done

I can cook different kinds of food but somehow I make a mistake when Im cooking something, so I think im not good at cooking..

Senpai wrote

23441
it's easy. you just:
put oil in a frying pan
heat up the oil
crack an egg into the pan
wait until the bottom of the egg is cooked
flip the egg
wait until the bottom is cooked
done

Instructions unclear, ended up hatching a chick.
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23440
 
 Tell us about those mistakes.
 
 
 >>23336 would be what you're looking for

Whoa, easy now. But still, there's a hint with girls. Don't ever place yourself in a silver tray, girls love guys who play hard to get. She's doing that to make you assume, in a pretty childish way, that she is or either not ready to have a stable relationship with anyone, or make you hate her, or just generate drama. Girls oftently don't know how to deal with these kind of shit directly, probably to avoid greater damage, so they take a huge workaround which ironically would take more time and make more damage than taking the direct route. So the best to do is try to avoid her, dissapear for a couple of months, get another activity, go to the gym or get into a martial arts school. Go meet some other girls, who knows, you'll find a better, caring, loving normie to cuddle up with you.

On the food side, i made a killer devil's cake to celebrate my grandma. I freaking loved it.

8 months later

Lemme put it this way: The last time I tried making instant microwave ramen, I ended up with a charcoal hockey puck.

5 days later

The closest thing to a meal ive ever made was a bacon+ ketchup & mayo sandwhich
never leave a 15 year old alone without food already done

My mother always force to learn how to cook. She said it would be great if a husband could help her wife cooking.

Basically, I can cook anything as long the preparation is simple. My favorite cooking is Indonesian fried rice and tempeh.

Anything that you can order at Waffle House, I can cook. My year-long stint there did me some good. Before I could nearly burn water.