Make a two-sentence horror story!

mis

It's 3:00am now and I'm still awake in room. I'm not sure what's worse, the gaping faces staring at me from my mirror, or the voices under bed telling me not to look.

DEL70103

I wake up at 12:20 in the morning and people on the internet aren't immature fucks. Oh, the horror.

(also, never going to happen)

mis

My mom was to be buried in a coffin near my house after she passed away, and my dad told me to leave her to rest in peace or her ghost would haunt me. The night after her burial scared me because I heard shrieking and screaming from her grave, but what horrified me even more was that it stopped the second night.

mumu

i came to this thread. had to write two sentences.

Clare

I tried to use the internet. The internet was kill.

Customer

Hi my name is Custy, and this is called minigun airport!

WELCOME TO JACKASS.

Saikou

I type into the address bar: lewd.sx.
"portugal rules"

MainCharacter

I come to forum for seks. Took it up the butt.

mumu

MainCharacter wrote
I come to forum for seks. Took it up the butt.

read this. was horrified

Uzinero

Jamie held the pretty girl he met in Thailand against him, kissing her passionately, he wanted to go further, he pushed her onto the bed and laid next to her. He began to rub her panties as part of the foreplay, horror washed over him as the bulge grew in his hand.

Waifu

Once there was a barnacle that was so ugly, everybody died.

The end.

losi

I remember falling asleep at my comfy hotel in Portugal. I wake up in a cold bathtub with blood all over the sides and stitches on my abdomen.

Customer

Oh god I have diarrhea.

I don't think I can make it..

Clare

I turned on the TV. Sex in the City was on.

[size=xx-small]Based on a true story.[/size]

Uzinero

Senpai wrote
I turned on the TV. Sex in the City was on.

[size=xx-small]Based on a true story.[/size]

2spooky/10.

I looked to my left. I saw senpai's face. (rekt)

Clare

Uzinero wrote
Senpai wrote
I turned on the TV. Sex in the City was on.

[size=xx-small]Based on a true story.[/size]

2spooky/10.

I looked to my left. I saw senpai's face. (rekt)

wow, rude. ;-;

MainCharacter

'They said, "It'll take a while to get over your ex."
Not at 60mph.'

Uzinero

I turned on the radio. Justin Bieber was playing.

I was browsing pornhub. I accidentally clicked the gay category.

Saikou

Checked outside my window. Saw rioting niggers outside.

MainCharacter

Senpai made a noodle award. Forum was flooded with infinite man noods.