Splatoon

by Waifu
  • Waifu 05-23-2015, 01:13 AM
    Splatoon is coming out in a week ( Next Thursday ).

    I've personally taken a real liking to it, but I don't think I'll be buying a ShiitU for just it, especially considering that it's basically an FPS and an FPS on the WiiU is absolute garbage. I'm really bugged by the fact that it's exclusive to it. I didn't expect a PC port or anything insane but, idunno, maybe for something less batshit? Like the 3DS? God.


    You guys gon' get it?
  • Clickbait 05-23-2015, 06:43 AM
    It looks really cool, sucks that it's a Wii U exclusive tho.

    I'm hoping someone takes the concept and makes a PC game out of it.
  • Waifu 05-23-2015, 10:28 AM
    (05-23-2015, 06:43 AM)Senpai Wrote: It looks really cool, sucks that it's a Wii U exclusive tho.

    I'm hoping someone takes the concept and makes a PC game out of it.


    Nintendo keeps trying to make the WiiU work and, honestly, Splatoon looks super cool. As a result, I feel like it's them trying to pull a "Look guys! The WiiU isn't complete and total garbage. It's got Splatoon!". As cool as Splatoon looks, it ironically reeks of desperation.

    And I hope so too. I doubt it though. Or has that ever happened before with another game?
  • mis 05-23-2015, 01:35 PM
    My brother is waiting to get it, it looks like a pretty fun game.

    [spoiler]I remember seeing a flash on /f/ for something lewd happening to one of the characters; probably another reason I'm a bit invested into it.[/spoiler]
  • Loko 05-23-2015, 02:14 PM
    (05-23-2015, 10:28 AM)Waifu Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 06:43 AM)Senpai Wrote: It looks really cool, sucks that it's a Wii U exclusive tho.

    I'm hoping someone takes the concept and makes a PC game out of it.


    Nintendo keeps trying to make the WiiU work and, honestly, Splatoon looks super cool. As a result, I feel like it's them trying to pull a "Look guys! The WiiU isn't complete and total garbage. It's got Splatoon!". As cool as Splatoon looks, it ironically reeks of desperation.

    And I hope so too. I doubt it though. Or has that ever happened before with another game?


    osu! was based off of the old Nintendo games. I doubt that's the same as this kinda game though.
  • Waifu 05-23-2015, 02:27 PM
    (05-23-2015, 01:35 PM)mis Wrote: My brother is waiting to get it, it looks like a pretty fun game.

    [spoiler]I remember seeing a flash on /f/ for something lewd happening to one of the characters; probably another reason I'm a bit invested into it.[/spoiler]


    Show me.


    Now.
  • Loko 05-23-2015, 02:35 PM
    (05-23-2015, 02:27 PM)Waifu Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 01:35 PM)mis Wrote: My brother is waiting to get it, it looks like a pretty fun game.

    [spoiler]I remember seeing a flash on /f/ for something lewd happening to one of the characters; probably another reason I'm a bit invested into it.[/spoiler]


    Show me.


    Now.


    This please.
  • mis 05-23-2015, 05:08 PM
  • COUPLED 05-23-2015, 07:01 PM
    What is bad about the wii u? I have one
  • Waifu 05-23-2015, 07:33 PM
    (05-23-2015, 07:01 PM)Hentai Wrote: What is bad about the wii u? I have one


    The only good the WiiU has is that it's from Nintendo.


    It's innovation for the sake of innovation. AKA; Gimmicky and thus annoying in most gameplays.
    The battery life is far too short. If you think around 3 hours is enough for your average gamer, you're dead wrong.
    The controller is massive, incredibly impractical as a result.
    The WiiU has it's own screen, making it something else to worry about. If it cracks or breaks, that's it. Unlock normal controllers.

    Among other reasons.
  • COUPLED 05-23-2015, 07:47 PM (Edited 05-23-2015, 07:48 PM)
    (05-23-2015, 07:33 PM)Waifu Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 07:01 PM)Hentai Wrote: What is bad about the wii u? I have one


    The only good the WiiU has is that it's from Nintendo.


    It's innovation for the sake of innovation. AKA; Gimmicky and thus annoying in most gameplays.
    The battery life is far too short. If you think around 3 hours is enough for your average gamer, you're dead wrong.
    The controller is massive, incredibly impractical as a result.
    The WiiU has it's own screen, making it something else to worry about. If it cracks or breaks, that's it. Unlock normal controllers.

    Among other reasons.


    I don't think I've ever used my gamepad thing yet lmao...
    I use a gamecube controller and i love my Wii u. Doesn't matter about the battery life since i don't use it. A lot of people don't.
    It's so fun
    Get a "normal controller" if you want. All i've heard you complain about is the gamepad... It's not the end of the world if you don't like it. The Wii u itself is a solid system. There are several controller you can choose from.

    Also the screen would be incredibly hard to break. Like you literally have to be retarded to break it. It's pretty strong.
  • Waifu 05-23-2015, 10:06 PM (Edited 05-23-2015, 10:09 PM)
    (05-23-2015, 07:47 PM)Hentai Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 07:33 PM)Waifu Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 07:01 PM)Hentai Wrote: What is bad about the wii u? I have one


    The only good the WiiU has is that it's from Nintendo.


    It's innovation for the sake of innovation. AKA; Gimmicky and thus annoying in most gameplays.
    The battery life is far too short. If you think around 3 hours is enough for your average gamer, you're dead wrong.
    The controller is massive, incredibly impractical as a result.
    The WiiU has it's own screen, making it something else to worry about. If it cracks or breaks, that's it. Unlock normal controllers.

    Among other reasons.


    I don't think I've ever used my gamepad thing yet lmao...
    I use a gamecube controller and i love my Wii u. Doesn't matter about the battery life since i don't use it. A lot of people don't.
    It's so fun
    Get a "normal controller" if you want. All i've heard you complain about is the gamepad... It's not the end of the world if you don't like it. The Wii u itself is a solid system. There are several controller you can choose from.

    Also the screen would be incredibly hard to break. Like you literally have to be retarded to break it. It's pretty strong.


    You're being hostile for no reason. If you want to be a complete and utter fanboy, feel free, but don't try to use it as a basis for your argument since all it'll earn you is a place down below where we get to look down upon you.

    "All you've complained about is the gamepad."
    Well yes. That's the whole point of the WiiU. Sorry if you missed the memo.

    It's like criticizing a game and someone saying "All you've complained about is the core component".

    Seriously. If even you don't use the gamepad, then the console has nothing special except a few Nintendo games and the fact that it's game library is slimmer than it's competitors; AKA: It's a weak product. Very weak, in fact.

    And this is lining up pros/cons while removing the batshit controller from the equation, meaning this is the most apathetic way one can look at the console without influence by subjectivity.

    Final Verdict?

    With the remote? It's just really horrifyingly bad and impractical, however it's based around it almost completely.

    Without the remote? It's just a very weak console.
  • mayunaise 05-23-2015, 10:07 PM
    I keep thinking of 'Splatoon' as a lewd word.
    You know.. a platoon that....
    ....yeah...
  • Waifu 05-23-2015, 10:12 PM
    (05-23-2015, 10:07 PM)Ridorii~ Wrote: I keep thinking of 'Splatoon' as a lewd word.
    You know.. a platoon that....
    ....yeah...


    Well, they all wear impossibly tight shorts.
  • Loko 05-24-2015, 01:11 PM
    (05-23-2015, 10:12 PM)Waifu Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 10:07 PM)Ridorii~ Wrote: I keep thinking of 'Splatoon' as a lewd word.
    You know.. a platoon that....
    ....yeah...


    Well, they all wear impossibly tight shorts.


    well I was gonna abstain.
  • Waifu 05-25-2015, 01:46 AM
    (05-24-2015, 01:11 PM)Lokorfi Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 10:12 PM)Waifu Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 10:07 PM)Ridorii~ Wrote: I keep thinking of 'Splatoon' as a lewd word.
    You know.. a platoon that....
    ....yeah...


    Well, they all wear impossibly tight shorts.


    well I was gonna abstain.


    You would be able to see everything.

    EV-RY-THING.
  • Loko 05-25-2015, 11:02 AM
    (05-25-2015, 01:46 AM)Waifu Wrote:
    (05-24-2015, 01:11 PM)Lokorfi Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 10:12 PM)Waifu Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 10:07 PM)Ridorii~ Wrote: I keep thinking of 'Splatoon' as a lewd word.
    You know.. a platoon that....
    ....yeah...


    Well, they all wear impossibly tight shorts.


    well I was gonna abstain.


    You would be able to see everything.

    EV-RY-THING.


    buuuut i think once would be fine.

    gets out tissues
  • mis 05-25-2015, 01:56 PM
    (05-25-2015, 01:46 AM)Waifu Wrote:
    (05-24-2015, 01:11 PM)Lokorfi Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 10:12 PM)Waifu Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 10:07 PM)Ridorii~ Wrote: I keep thinking of 'Splatoon' as a lewd word.
    You know.. a platoon that....
    ....yeah...


    Well, they all wear impossibly tight shorts.


    well I was gonna abstain.


    You would be able to see everything.

    EV-RY-THING.


    [] not approved
    [x] approved
  • Clickbait 05-25-2015, 06:13 PM
    (05-23-2015, 05:08 PM)mis Wrote: http://swfchan.com/35/170243/?Inkling+Girl.swf

    pew pew pew


    Unsure if there's some sort of objective, or if you just shoot paint for shits and giggles.
  • Waifu 05-25-2015, 09:43 PM
    (05-25-2015, 06:13 PM)Senpai Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 05:08 PM)mis Wrote: http://swfchan.com/35/170243/?Inkling+Girl.swf

    pew pew pew


    Unsure if there's some sort of objective, or if you just shoot paint for shits and giggles.


    I think it's shits and giggles with a lewd grill.
  • Clickbait 05-25-2015, 09:54 PM
    (05-25-2015, 09:43 PM)Waifu Wrote:
    (05-25-2015, 06:13 PM)Senpai Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 05:08 PM)mis Wrote: http://swfchan.com/35/170243/?Inkling+Girl.swf

    pew pew pew


    Unsure if there's some sort of objective, or if you just shoot paint for shits and giggles.


    I think it's shits and giggles with a lewd grill.


    I mean, the bar thingo does nothing when you fill it up with orange.
  • Loko 05-25-2015, 10:03 PM
    (05-25-2015, 09:54 PM)Senpai Wrote:
    (05-25-2015, 09:43 PM)Waifu Wrote:
    (05-25-2015, 06:13 PM)Senpai Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 05:08 PM)mis Wrote: http://swfchan.com/35/170243/?Inkling+Girl.swf

    pew pew pew


    Unsure if there's some sort of objective, or if you just shoot paint for shits and giggles.


    I think it's shits and giggles with a lewd grill.


    I mean, the bar thingo does nothing when you fill it up with orange.

    i think that bar was just a limited amount of paint. idk.
  • Waifu 05-25-2015, 10:56 PM
    (05-25-2015, 09:54 PM)Senpai Wrote:
    (05-25-2015, 09:43 PM)Waifu Wrote:
    (05-25-2015, 06:13 PM)Senpai Wrote:
    (05-23-2015, 05:08 PM)mis Wrote: http://swfchan.com/35/170243/?Inkling+Girl.swf

    pew pew pew


    Unsure if there's some sort of objective, or if you just shoot paint for shits and giggles.


    I think it's shits and giggles with a lewd grill.


    I mean, the bar thingo does nothing when you fill it up with orange.


    Let's just give up and make out, Senpai.
  • CuteHat 06-01-2015, 08:02 PM
    Aaay lmao I'm back bab-yyyy, and what do I happen to see but a Splatoon thread, TOP. KEK. I have been hating on this game since day one, and nothing so far has changed that. The Miiverse is literally hell, and the 11 year olds that still play Nintendo games in 2015 are basically the entire reason for that; the tryhard 'competitive gamers' that wanna turn Splatoon into an eSport are just the biggest joke to come out of it. The game is so fucking plain and 'good enough' it's crazy that literally every review is giving it an 8/10, but it's pretty much the same level of plain mediocrity as Destiny, but it's from Nintendo so it gets an 8 instead of all the 78s Destiny got; if it wasn't being published on the worst gaming platform since the Ouya, it would basically be 2015s best 7/10 and that's it.

    This shit has 60 levels and 15 cosmetics all as Day One DLC, and because Nintendo purposefully underproduces those stupid amiibos, so few people have access to the DLC that it's not even relevant to most gamers, so basically amiibos are dead, and Splatoon fucking killed it, thank god, but if you wanna look at the facts, here it is:

    -Literally one gameplay mode that will ever be worth playing (turf war)
    -Locked loadouts
    -No ranked play
    -Retarded map rotation
    -Shittiest playerbase ever
    -Disgusting lack of content
    -Costs $60

    This game literally costs as much as Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, whose online mode is basically better than Splatoon's could ever be, and is a companion to a single player campaign with more depth and quality than anything that will ever be published on a Nintendo platform. If the game wasn't marketed to the tryhard, dickwad scalpers that try to buy every amiibo just to have them, or the 11 year old kids that think this is a quality gaming experience worth $60, you can sure as hell bet Nintendo wouldn't be forcing this game into the spotlight the way it did. Fuck Splatoon, I literally only care about it existing so I can get more preteen squid-girl hentai drawn. That's it.

    Am I cool now? :/
  • Waifu 06-01-2015, 11:12 PM
    (06-01-2015, 08:02 PM)CuteHat Wrote: Aaay lmao I'm back bab-yyyy, and what do I happen to see but a Splatoon thread, TOP. KEK. I have been hating on this game since day one, and nothing so far has changed that. The Miiverse is literally hell, and the 11 year olds that still play Nintendo games in 2015 are basically the entire reason for that; the tryhard 'competitive gamers' that wanna turn Splatoon into an eSport are just the biggest joke to come out of it. The game is so fucking plain and 'good enough' it's crazy that literally every review is giving it an 8/10, but it's pretty much the same level of plain mediocrity as Destiny, but it's from Nintendo so it gets an 8 instead of all the 78s Destiny got; if it wasn't being published on the worst gaming platform since the Ouya, it would basically be 2015s best 7/10 and that's it.

    This shit has 60 levels and 15 cosmetics all as Day One DLC, and because Nintendo purposefully underproduces those stupid amiibos, so few people have access to the DLC that it's not even relevant to most gamers, so basically amiibos are dead, and Splatoon fucking killed it, thank god, but if you wanna look at the facts, here it is:

    -Literally one gameplay mode that will ever be worth playing (turf war)
    -Locked loadouts
    -No ranked play
    -Retarded map rotation
    -Shittiest playerbase ever
    -Disgusting lack of content
    -Costs $60

    This game literally costs as much as Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, whose online mode is basically better than Splatoon's could ever be, and is a companion to a single player campaign with more depth and quality than anything that will ever be published on a Nintendo platform. If the game wasn't marketed to the tryhard, dickwad scalpers that try to buy every amiibo just to have them, or the 11 year old kids that think this is a quality gaming experience worth $60, you can sure as hell bet Nintendo wouldn't be forcing this game into the spotlight the way it did. Fuck Splatoon, I literally only care about it existing so I can get more preteen squid-girl hentai drawn. That's it.

    Am I cool now? :/


    I'd fight you on it but I'm literally on board only for the porn too, so...
    Ye'.

    I like your swagger though. Let's go in the backroom and talk about how Destiny was the reason for brain cancer.
    Seriously, as a Warframe player, it just looks like a horribly less friendly Warframe.

    BUT IM NOT GONNA GET SIDETRACKED.

    Yes, you're cool now.

    The funny thing about Splatoon is that I've gotten the stupidest reasons for it being the best:

    >First FPS to be nonviolent ( Lol fucking wat )


    >First concept of the game type ( Turf Wars is almost as old as King of the Hill, lel )


    That's it. Literally the arguments for it being the best FPS of it's time.

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