Make one of your favorite games sound as shitty as possible

  • None_At_All 11-20-2015, 09:49 PM (Edited 11-20-2015, 09:51 PM)
    The trend popped up on Twitter, and I think it's pretty cool. You can choose not to include the game you're talking about. Bonus points for amiguity.

    I'll start, posting the name just for the sake for example.

    You just walk around an empty office and can't jump. There's a guy that talks to you sometimes but no one else is there. Has the shittiest minigame in videogame history.

    The Stanley Parable

    Here are a couple more examples, so you all get the idea -

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  • Vosaiu 11-20-2015, 10:03 PM
    You're a grumpy old leather bag who lost his young Jason-like, and 3000 years in the future your clone goes on an ignorant rampage with a hotheaded herm, a weaponized skeleton shota, and a book. This PS2-looking PS3 game will make your save data scream in anguish.
  • tn5421 11-20-2015, 11:19 PM
    You and a couple of friends survive a bioweapon and travel across the galaxy incomprehensibly and somehow find the person that did it.  Also has standard gladiator arena somewhere.

    [spoiler]Star Ocean: The First Departure[/spoiler]
  • Backlash 11-21-2015, 01:07 AM
    Torn straight offa TV Tropes.

    Eight ladies (and two gentlemen) beat the living tar out of each other to gain an artifact who will grant them a wish but also turn them into an Eldritch Abomination.

    Characters include a schoolgirl whose must notable feature is her unruly hair, a circus performer with a nice hat, a cartoon geek, a woman whose weapon of choice is her umbrella, a catgirl (so all you furries have a great time, now), another schoolgirl who never stops screaming during gameplay, a opera starlet, a retired pro wrestler, and a man who depends on an iron lung in a fighting game. The main villain is a French Maid, the Co-Dragons are a nurse and a nun, and other villains include a man who is never shot in focus and a lounge singer.

    [spoiler]Skullgirls [/spoiler]
  • Loko 11-21-2015, 09:11 AM
    You're a goddamn hipster. Everyone around you is fucking weird or bitchy as fuck. You find out you can rewind and kill your best friend over and over.
  • TheSimilier 11-21-2015, 10:13 AM (Edited 11-21-2015, 10:42 AM)
    So, basically you run around a lot. But a lot of people don't want you to run around so much, so some politician wants to do good shit for your pals, but someone kills him and for some reason everyone thinks it was your sister. So to save her you run around a lot and in the end you kick some guy out of a helicopter and the day is safed, even so all of that didn't do Jack for the situation they're in.

    [spoiler] Mirror's Edge (the antagonist is called Jack btw, so that's a pun that happened) [/spoiler]
  • Loko 11-21-2015, 03:06 PM
    You're with your group of misfits and you're constantly surrounded. Waves of drug addicts want to take your crystal and it's up to you to murder all of them. This game is also dead on consoles now.

    [spoiler]
    Dungeon Defenders
    [/spoiler]
  • tomokochan 11-21-2015, 03:20 PM
    You capture and torture animals and force them to fight each other, some times you get really weird with it and make the different species have sex with each other.
    [spoiler]pokemon[/spoiler]
  • mayunaise 11-21-2015, 03:25 PM
    Youre a 100% tacti-cool operator running into hails of gunfire trying to kill gooks, and then you get sniped by someone 1000 metres away. Repeatedly.
    [spoiler]Battlefield 3 and 4[/spoiler]
  • Kiss of Death 11-21-2015, 06:10 PM
    You're a spy-wannabe rebelliant using his dumbly enforced sneaky beaky tactics to put the technical revolution to a halt by producing deadlier mechas yourself. You also recrute loli soldiers so you can force them to have sex with you.
    [spoiler]Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker[/spoiler]
  • Clickbait 11-21-2015, 06:28 PM (Edited 11-21-2015, 06:28 PM)
    You're a guy that doesn't speak, who whacks things with a crowbar and runs faster backwards than forwards.
    [spoiler]
    Half-life 2
    [/spoiler]

    >>28961
    > You also recrute loli soldiers so you can force them to have sex with you.

    You're supposed to make the game sound bad.
  • Kiss of Death 11-21-2015, 06:44 PM
    >>28962
    > You're supposed to make the game sound bad.

    Well you can go to jail for it!
    And they kinda don't show the precise sex scenes so it's no different than usual under-cardbox crabbing.
  • Aiai 11-21-2015, 07:28 PM (Edited 11-22-2015, 08:47 AM)
    You are either a terrorist or a counter terrorist, your main means of transport is hopping from place to place. Despite being sent into combat you have to buy your own weapons out in the field even then you don't actually aim with your weapons, you only hipfire and hope for the best. Luckily your enemies are in the same situation so there isn't much to worry about.
  • Loko 11-22-2015, 12:38 PM
    You're about to get killed by the authorities for crossing the border and then a giant lizard stomps around and kills everyone except for you conveniently and then you learn that you're really fucking loud.

    [spoiler]
    Skyrim
    [/spoiler]
  • Victory 11-22-2015, 01:11 PM (Edited 11-22-2015, 01:11 PM)
    You are a badass warrior who can slay 100's and 100's of dragons, but you usually end up selling seeds for money. When you want to make real money, you usually do something like going over to a body of water and repeatedly click on a puddle 3 inches away from shore, and spearfish entire multi-ton sharks, until you have 28, that you then put in your backpack and take to the bank, where the bank teller just kinda puts your sharks with your other 738 sharks and 147958 shrimp.
  • tn5421 11-22-2015, 01:48 PM (Edited 11-22-2015, 01:50 PM)
    (11-21-2015, 09:11 AM)Lokorfi Wrote: You're a goddamn hipster. Everyone around you is fucking weird or bitchy as fuck. You find out you can rewind and kill your best friend over and over.


    >Steins;Gate


    also fuck you

    (11-22-2015, 01:11 PM)Victory Wrote: You are a badass warrior who can slay 100's and 100's of dragons, but you usually end up selling seeds for money. When you want to make real money, you usually do something like going over to a body of water and repeatedly click on a puddle 3 inches away from shore, and spearfish entire multi-ton sharks, until you have 28, that you then put in your backpack and take to the bank, where the bank teller just kinda puts your sharks with your other 738 sharks and 147958 shrimp.


    Runescape was my childhood. My REALLY early childhood.
  • Orion41 11-22-2015, 03:48 PM
    (11-22-2015, 01:48 PM)tn5421 Wrote:
    (11-21-2015, 09:11 AM)Lokorfi Wrote: You're a goddamn hipster. Everyone around you is fucking weird or bitchy as fuck. You find out you can rewind and kill your best friend over and over.


    >Steins;Gate


    also fuck you

    (11-22-2015, 01:11 PM)Victory Wrote: You are a badass warrior who can slay 100's and 100's of dragons, but you usually end up selling seeds for money. When you want to make real money, you usually do something like going over to a body of water and repeatedly click on a puddle 3 inches away from shore, and spearfish entire multi-ton sharks, until you have 28, that you then put in your backpack and take to the bank, where the bank teller just kinda puts your sharks with your other 738 sharks and 147958 shrimp.


    Runescape was my childhood.  My REALLY early childhood.


    >also fuck you


    Try not to bulli please.

    Also, I believe he was talking about Life is Strange.
  • Loko 11-22-2015, 05:23 PM (Edited 11-22-2015, 05:24 PM)
    (11-22-2015, 03:48 PM)Jebbika Wrote:
    (11-22-2015, 01:48 PM)tn5421 Wrote:
    (11-21-2015, 09:11 AM)Lokorfi Wrote: You're a goddamn hipster. Everyone around you is fucking weird or bitchy as fuck. You find out you can rewind and kill your best friend over and over.


    >Steins;Gate


    also fuck you

    (11-22-2015, 01:11 PM)Victory Wrote: You are a badass warrior who can slay 100's and 100's of dragons, but you usually end up selling seeds for money. When you want to make real money, you usually do something like going over to a body of water and repeatedly click on a puddle 3 inches away from shore, and spearfish entire multi-ton sharks, until you have 28, that you then put in your backpack and take to the bank, where the bank teller just kinda puts your sharks with your other 738 sharks and 147958 shrimp.


    Runescape was my childhood.  My REALLY early childhood.


    >also fuck you


    Try not to bulli please.

    Also, I believe he was talking about Life is Strange.


    I was, good job!
    Besides, Steins;Gate isn't really a game game, is it?
  • tftp 11-22-2015, 07:36 PM (Edited 01-24-2016, 09:31 PM)
    A small to large group of god killers band together to defeat some bad guy (typically a green or red bad guy) for some scraps of cloth and pieces of his armor
  • Customer 11-22-2015, 08:02 PM
    you become a parkour person something that's 100% useless when it comes down to why you did it, even seeing all of your loved ones suffering from it. your best friend becomes your worst enemy, and a shitload of sliding in sewage.
  • Loko 11-22-2015, 08:07 PM
    >>29086
    > you become a parkour person something that's 100% useless when it comes down to why
    > you did it, even seeing all of your loved ones suffering from it. your best friend
    > becomes your worst enemy, and a shitload of sliding in sewage.

    Errr...

    Lara Croft? (^:
  • monothedog 11-23-2015, 04:03 AM
    You can play a variety of diffrent little kids or demons from the bible who cry to fight off monsters and break down poo.
    They also pick up stuff they find in their mom's basement like a gimp mask and pills.

    [spoiler]Binding Of Isaac/Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth[/spoiler]
  • None_At_All 11-23-2015, 07:09 PM
    (11-22-2015, 08:02 PM)Customer Wrote: you become a parkour person something that's 100% useless when it comes down to why you did it, even seeing all of your loved ones suffering from it. your best friend becomes your worst enemy, and a shitload of sliding in sewage.


    [spoiler]
    Mirror's edge
    [/spoiler]

    You shoot everything on the screen all the time. One of the characters is a triangle with an eye. The level transitions suck.

    [spoiler]Nuclear Throne[/spoiler]
  • wind 01-02-2016, 05:45 AM
    It's just another stupid fucking adventure game. You're some kind of elf wearing a dress trying to save a princess from a black guy. How original. You can't even jump. You spend most of your time just running around a massive patch of grass because there's no way to warp until later in the game. All the characters are just annoying pricks who make you run around and do their chores or bully you. Especially you're goddamn companion, who never shuts the fuck up.

    [spoiler]Ocarina of Time.[/spoiler]
  • tn5421 01-02-2016, 08:06 AM
    (01-02-2016, 05:45 AM)wind Wrote: It's just another stupid fucking adventure game. You're some kind of elf wearing a dress trying to save a princess from a black guy. How original. You can't even jump. You spend most of your time just running around a massive patch of grass because there's no way to warp until later in the game. All the characters are just annoying pricks who make you run around and do their chores or bully you. Especially you're goddamn companion, who never shuts the fuck up.

    [spoiler]Ocarina of Time.[/spoiler]


    >You can't even jump.


    thats a damn lie there sonny

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Make one of your favorite games sound as shitty as possible