absurd things that happened during gameplay

by Aezeles
  • LucianDreamer 01-12-2020, 05:58 PM
    Everyone knows that just almost every track (solo or multiplayer) are the kind of tracks you normally race. The locales you race on are the type of car you have to race with and everyone is equal in how they handle their vehicles for the sake of fair play. If you cannot handle even a few milliseconds of that one track you desperately get the gold medal to progress into the late game, then you are not as good as the Dutchman who likes to boast. The canyon maps (USA Southwest), the Down and Dirty Valley (Possibly rural U.K. and Ireland for the buildings and high cliffs but more of Russia because of the track props. Lagoon (Japan's many tiny islands as if they somehow expanded once again but without violence), and the U.N.'s biggest dream mega structure, the Intl. Stadium, with only 50 people to maintain it and a legal loophole exempting them for the law of gravity, what the hell? Skipping over water at high speeds, how is that possible on a few tracks? Riding on a roller-coaster road upside down or to the side? Reaching over 600 km/h for over a second or two, also possible, right around the tipping point for prototype F-Zero production vehicles. Who cares about artificial climate change that doesn't involve the Stadium, because they geo-engineered the scenery so much for the sake of capitalizing on the ITAF's annual events that the whole planet is hilariously messed up.


    I found myself flipping off my vehicle at the slightest lining-up mistakes on some of the tracks and either drowned deep in the water, on the other side of the map after a very long jump, or stuck in near-perfect fail ways. Getting even a silver or bronze medal without so much as damaging myself or making a good stunt jump and I still end up criticized weirdly for it like "Whoa, what are you doing?” or "Hey, easy on the paintwork!" I guess they complain somehow for even a tiny bit slow. Fortunately, I can just retry the whole track by pressing a button when necessary at any point with no fuss. Surely, I can hear up to around ten languages randomly for counting down but will always say in English at the very end to know I have to race. It doesn't even take long for me to put myself very close to reaching the elite players in the whole world and my state.

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absurd things that happened during gameplay