lewd.sx

(07-26-2016, 02:56 PM)llik3 Wrote:

(07-26-2016, 02:53 PM)Inkjet Printer Wrote:

(07-26-2016, 12:16 PM)llik3 Wrote: Also, I've had the experience that, after people turn sixteen, they slowly open up to having interests and things to be motivated about. It also becomes the new cool - Though the last part might only be true if you go on to further education, maybe liberal arts.

My little brother, seventeen yo, is now learning a craft and says it is not so.

I want to say things about this but I really can't do that in a public area such as this.

?then don't?
?don't then?

Sorry but I'd have felt rude if I hadn't replied to you.

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(07-26-2016, 03:05 PM)lewdygaga Wrote: Had 3, 2 leave me for other girl... The other just leave me.
so i'm single now

Did you have them at the same time?

I'm happily married to rum and kake. I also wish to wed Natalja Poklonskaja in the near future.

Single. :(

Looking for booty to eat...

Single

i'm in a relationship with my right hand :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

(11-15-2016, 01:32 AM)Melancholy Wrote: i'm in a relationship with my right hand :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

xdddd nice memer

tfw no gf

tfw no gf

ever

Single, probably not ready to mingle.

I'ma get me some good old prostitutes...

Nah, jk i'll just jerk off

(10-02-2015, 06:45 PM)BetterThanYou Wrote:

ICONIC. I C O N I C.

Met this cutie through facebook last year, we talked for a bit and became really good friends, then things started getting more romantic-ish all by itself. So i asked her out on new years eve when the ball dropped. So our anniversary will forever be 01/01 12:00

I'm in a shotgun marriage to an uggo Indian chick.

Been texting this girl for since after high school...this has been for around 4 to 5 years. Until this day we text daily and get lewd also but we never dated she says because it her dad but I just think she doesn't want to or is lazy. I strongly believe with reasons it is the latter. So I guess I am taken but I feel and will say I am single.

Had a bad break-up a year ago - gave up on the 3D.

The girl I am into is with someone... who is basically me(in some ways). I feel emasculated right now for whatever reason.

I am gonna become a wizard!
just like my waifu <3

Single like a pringle but ready to mingle. (wink)

(12-30-2016, 05:31 AM)Witchie Wrote: I'm in a shotgun marriage to an uggo Indian chick.

What the fuck?

Single forever and forever. In the past girls I've been interested in get boyfriends the second I decided to ask them out, so I stopped trying.

Also 2D>3D

(12-30-2016, 04:25 PM)KiMocci Wrote: Single forever and forever. In the past girls I've been interested in get boyfriends the second I decided to ask them out, so I stopped trying.

Confidence to ask girls out?! Teach me pls!

(12-30-2016, 05:48 PM)malmon Wrote:

(12-30-2016, 04:25 PM)KiMocci Wrote: Single forever and forever. In the past girls I've been interested in get boyfriends the second I decided to ask them out, so I stopped trying.

Confidence to ask girls out?! Teach me pls!

Decision to ask them out. Not actually ask them out. Sorry but I cannot teach you what I haven't done myself.

(12-30-2016, 04:20 PM)Backlash Wrote:

(12-30-2016, 05:31 AM)Witchie Wrote: I'm in a shotgun marriage to an uggo Indian chick.

What the fuck?

You will never understand the pain I go through every day by needing to clean up after my wife who doesn't understand how to use the toilet. I imagine the situation will only worsen once little Pajeet is born.

POO

(12-30-2016, 07:08 PM)Witchie Wrote:

(12-30-2016, 04:20 PM)Backlash Wrote:

(12-30-2016, 05:31 AM)Witchie Wrote: I'm in a shotgun marriage to an uggo Indian chick.

What the fuck?

You will never understand the pain I go through every day by needing to clean up after my wife who doesn't understand how to use the toilet. I imagine the situation will only worsen once little Pajeet is born.

Now that's what I call a shitpost.