Who Google thinks you are

by Ashley

Ashley
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10-16-2015, 01:28 PM (This post was last modified: 10-16-2015, 08:05 PM by Ashley. Edit Reason: fixed monster image)
#22680 (1)
I just found out that Google stores some basic information that they have calculated based on your searches and such.
I thought it'd be fun to post what Google has guessed about you and what is accurate.

You can access it here. If you have personalized ads off, you will need to enable them to see this, but you can disable it immediately after.

Here's mine:
[Image: 687474703a2f2f612e6e69676765722e6361742f...6d2e6a7067]

I'm actually a 17 year old male. It thinks I'm twice my age and then some :'(

ps not a google shill promise

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10-16-2015, 02:12 PM
#22682 (2)
Got the same as you except they figured out I'm a dude, perhaps I should search for less porn and cars on Google, to keep 'em guessing.
I'm a 20 year old dude btw.
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10-16-2015, 02:55 PM
#22685 (3)
welp.
time to switch to a different search engine and use a proxy.

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10-16-2015, 03:36 PM
#22689 (4)
I got 18-24. I'm sure 16. Close enough. It doesn't know what my gender is tho.

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10-16-2015, 03:55 PM
#22692 (5)
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Google is good at guessing.

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10-16-2015, 04:38 PM
#22693 (6)
>>22692
same : P

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10-16-2015, 05:13 PM
#22694 (7)
I'm 100% Google-free.
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10-16-2015, 05:22 PM
#22695 (8)
rip:
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10-16-2015, 05:53 PM
#22697 (9)
:(
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10-16-2015, 06:45 PM (This post was last modified: 10-16-2015, 06:47 PM by Aiai.)
#22698 (10)
I'm logged into this account a fair amount, I was expecting it to be fairly accurate.
seems google is going with the don't try can't fail approach.

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Em.
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10-16-2015, 08:27 PM
#22702 (11)
>>22698
> I'm logged into this account a fair amount, I was expecting it to be fairly accurate.
> seems google is going with the don't try can't fail approach.
>
> http://i.imgur.com/qop0Sj4.png

You've broken the algorythm, walking fucking enigma.
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10-16-2015, 08:30 PM
#22703 (12)
[Image: 687474703a2f2f692e696d6775722e636f6d2f33...6a2e706e67]

well it's not wrong

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10-16-2015, 08:32 PM
#22704 (13)
Why does Google think I'm so old... :(

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10-16-2015, 08:39 PM
#22705 (14)
>>22704
because you're as mean as an old man.

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10-16-2015, 08:45 PM
#22710 (15)
(10-16-2015, 08:39 PM)Senpai Wrote: >>22704
because you're as mean as an old man.

I'm not mean, I'm just blunt. Harsh truth not allowed on Lewd.sx.

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10-16-2015, 08:48 PM
#22712 (16)
>>22710
every time you've been banned, it wasn't for the harsh truth; but because you were being an asshat.

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10-16-2015, 08:52 PM
#22714 (17)
(10-16-2015, 08:48 PM)Senpai Wrote: >>22710
every time you've been banned, it wasn't for the harsh truth; but because you were being an asshat.

Those terms are interchangeable.
Misanthropy.

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10-16-2015, 10:46 PM
#22722 (18)
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10-16-2015, 11:11 PM
#22725 (19)
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Wow, I didn't know I seemed so old :b

In reality, all he's doing is pushing the same buttons he always has, nothing has changed. The longer he spends here, the more invested he gets, the more he forgets which life is the real one.
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10-16-2015, 11:17 PM
#22728 (20)
>>22725

@None_At_All WELCOME TO THE OLD PEOPLE CLUB LET'S GET US SOME AARP, PLAY BINGO, EAT AT 4PM, GO TO SLEEP AT 8PM, AND WAKE UP AT 6AM WOOOOO IT'S GOOD TO BE RETIRED

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10-23-2015, 04:11 AM
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