"THE FLIGHT PLAN"
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Many years ago there were live feeds of people watching one girl who liked to quickscope n00bs with tampons. Unfortunately, she insta-swap YY noscoped into her doom. When she died many people came many cum buckets to honor her and poured it on her face then suddenly she hit a tripleheadshotwallbangGWK. Soon enough, her panties became rustled and she changed. It is known that noscopers rule the internet because Jim Carrey said "i'm gas jews" "You're a big... guy." Bane responded, "They didn't know..." "...You can't bring...." IT IS KNOWN "...friends." "They aren't my friends." "Don't..." worry, no charge will be made for them." "and why would I want them?" "They work for the mercenary. The Masketta man." "Bane?" "aye." "Get him on board, I'll call it in. The police are coming." mumu killed it "THE FLIGHT PLAN"