Two Truths and a Lie

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07-25-2015, 01:09 PM (This post was last modified: 07-25-2015, 01:35 PM by losi.)
#12730 (1)
So let's sort out the rules here. 

1. Someone will post three things about themselves
2. Two of them will be true, one will be a lie
Ex. 
(1. I eat cheese
(2. I went to the moon
(3. Chips are tasty
3. The next poster will post their guess of what the lie is.
Ex.
(I guess number 2. I went to the moon.
4. The original poster of the two truths and a lie will then edit their original post saying what the lie was. 
5. Sounds fun? I hope so. I'll start.

(1. I pooped in the bath as a kid
(2. My phone number ends with the number 2
(3. I own a Corsair keyboard

Edit: HAHAAAA @Lokorfi loses. I don't own a Corsair keyboard, I have a logitech one. :D

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07-25-2015, 01:27 PM
#12735 (2)
I guess (1. I pooped in the bath as a kid

Also who will post after the OP?

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07-25-2015, 01:34 PM
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(07-25-2015, 01:27 PM)Lokorfi Wrote: I guess (1. I pooped in the bath as a kid

Also who will post after the OP?

You get to post your two truths and a lie after mine.

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07-25-2015, 02:13 PM (This post was last modified: 07-25-2015, 03:20 PM by Lokorfi.)
#12743 (4)
Okay here's mine. Should be pretty easy if you paid attention.

(1. I respect Scott Cawthon.
(2. I've been playing Path of Exile a lot recently.
(3. I love peanut butter.

ACHOO! @Nanashi wins!

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07-25-2015, 02:40 PM (This post was last modified: 07-26-2015, 03:16 AM by Kiss of Death.)
#12745 (5)
Gonna assume it's 1. As you have been playing PoE recently iirc...

EDIT!
So, before I go to sleep, here you guys go. Might be a tough one, idk.

(1 - I keep my childhood female friend's panties in a drawer.
(2 - I have never played Fallout.
(3 - I used to moderate a forum before.

Ding! @Riesu lost, it's obviously 3. I've never played Fallout. And I do keep her panties in a drawer, never used them though.

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07-26-2015, 03:12 AM (This post was last modified: 07-26-2015, 04:02 AM by Riesu.)
#12778 (6)
2. :3

1. I love kitsunes
2. I respect Tony Abbott
3. I sleep a lot

@suicid3Panda got it~ I despise that little shit.

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07-26-2015, 04:00 AM (This post was last modified: 07-26-2015, 08:13 AM by suicid3Panda. Edit Reason: nunya)
#12779 (7)
(07-26-2015, 03:12 AM)Riesu Wrote: 2. :3

1. I love kitsunes
2. I respect Tony Abbott
3. I sleep a lot

I guess that you HATE Tony Abbott




@Rii Mako is defos my adorable anime waifu, but yeah, I met the English voice actress not the Japanese one.


Do I have to wait for a reply, or can I give my 3 lies right now? (2 truths)

1. My roommate is such a slob that sometimes I throw his dishes away rather than wash them for him.
2. I stabbed someone one time because I was tired and cranky.
3. I got to meet the Japanese voice actress for, my waifu, Mako from Kill La Kill :)
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07-26-2015, 04:01 AM
#12780 (8)
(07-25-2015, 02:40 PM)Nanashi Wrote: Gonna assume it's 1. As you have been playing PoE recently iirc...

EDIT!
So, before I go to sleep, here you guys go. Might be a tough one, idk.

(1 - I keep my childhood female friend's panties in a drawer.
(2 - I have never played Fallout.
(3 - I used to moderate a forum before.

Ding! @Riesu lost, it's obviously 3. I've never played Fallout. And I do keep her panties in a drawer, never used them though.

why the heck have you never played Fallout 3 >_<  You're only hurting yourself :(
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07-26-2015, 04:57 AM (This post was last modified: 07-26-2015, 05:11 AM by mayunaise.)
#12782 (9)
Im guessing 3. She aint your waifoo
1.) I own a corsair keyboard.
2.) I wear g-strings out into public from time to time
3.) I fucking hate @Senpai

Pookie got it right ofc~

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07-26-2015, 05:08 AM (This post was last modified: 07-26-2015, 07:14 AM by Melancholy.)
#12783 (10)
(07-26-2015, 04:57 AM)Rii Wrote: Im guessing 3. She aint your waifoo
1.) I own a corsair keyboard.
2.) I wear g-strings out into public from time to time
3.) I fucking hate @Senpai

It's 2, I know it. ;-;
or 3, yeah; i'm gonna go with 3.

1) My middle name is Scott.
2) I love cooking good food.
3) I can't stand brussel sprouts.

EDIT: @CompaIsMyWaifu was wrong, I love brussels sprouts. c:

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07-26-2015, 07:08 AM (This post was last modified: 07-26-2015, 11:20 AM by CompaIsMyWaifu.)
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(07-26-2015, 05:08 AM)Senpai Wrote:
(07-26-2015, 04:57 AM)Rii Wrote: Im guessing 3. She aint your waifoo
1.) I own a corsair keyboard.
2.) I wear g-strings out into public from time to time
3.) I fucking hate @Senpai

It's 2, I know it. ;-;
or 3, yeah; i'm gonna go with 3.

1) My middle name is Scott.
2) I love cooking good food.
3) I can't stand brussel sprouts.

I'm guessing 1 by the process of elimination, because I already know you cook and brussel sprouts are fucking disgusting

1. I am the youngest of my three siblings
2. I sleep with a Compa body pillow
3. I started gaming at two years old.

(07-26-2015, 05:08 AM)Senpai Wrote: EDIT: @CompaIsMyWaifu was wrong, I love brussels sprouts. c:

EDIT: That's gross, @Senpai ._.

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07-30-2015, 03:20 PM
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Okay, let me try and revive it then >_>
Compa: I'll guess 3 but I'm probably wrong.

For mine!
(1 - My first sexual 'experience' was at the age of 8 with a childhood friend.
(2 - I had a friend who got pregnant and committed suicide.
(3 - I have never kissed anyone (family members don't count).

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07-30-2015, 04:08 PM
#13230 (13)
Probably 2

here's mine:
1. I found exploits on windows 7 and told mircosoft
2. I played runescape for 7/8 years
3. I'm a bully :)

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07-30-2015, 08:02 PM (This post was last modified: 07-31-2015, 03:21 PM by Victory.)
#13267 (14)
(07-30-2015, 04:08 PM)Mikoto Wrote: Probably 2

here's mine:
1. I found exploits on windows 7 and told mircosoft
2. I played runescape for 7/8 years
3. I'm a bully :)

3. You don't seem like too big a bulli.

1. I've played RuneScape for 10 years.
2. I hate breaking bad.
3. I'm a 5 foot 3 manlet.

@Biggest_Mike Wrong. Off Topic: I'm planning to join the Navy.
But no, I hated breaking bad.

The fake one was my height. I'm actually around 5 foot 9.

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07-30-2015, 08:19 PM (This post was last modified: 07-31-2015, 12:35 AM by Biggest_Mike.)
#13268 (15)
Quote:1. I've played RuneScape for 10 years.
2. I hate breaking bad.
3. I'm a 5 foot 3 manlet.

I'm guessing Number 2

1. I was in the Navy for 6 years
2. I watch over 2 months of anime/hentai
3. I dislike Poki

@Saikou wrong... I was apart of a program called The United States Naval Sea Cadets Corps.

The answer is Number 3...

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07-30-2015, 11:46 PM (This post was last modified: 07-31-2015, 12:16 AM by Saikou.)
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(07-30-2015, 08:19 PM)Biggest_Mike Wrote: 1. I was in the Navy for 6 years
2. I watch over 2 months of anime/hentai
3. I dislike Poki

I'll say it's #1.

Here's mine:
1. I almost exclusively play games that are over 10 years old
2. I have a foot fetish
3. I feel extreme jealousy whenever the one I love hugs someone else

@Cloudy - #1 was true, no donuts for you (assuming that it was my post you replied to... (you get donuts anyway, don't worry))

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07-30-2015, 11:51 PM (This post was last modified: 07-31-2015, 01:14 AM by Cloudy.)
#13285 (17)
I'm guessing it's #1?

Here is mine:
1. I watched over 4 months of anime
2. I love league of legends
3. I think Barack Obama is one of the best presidents

@Desu you are correct! ;)

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07-31-2015, 12:38 AM
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(07-30-2015, 11:51 PM)Cloudy Wrote: I'm guessing it's #1?

Here is mine:
1. I watched over 4 months of anime
2. I love league of legends
3. I think Barack Obama is one of the best presidents

3. Black people are obviously incapable of anything but rapping. (jk pls)

Here are some for me:
1. I have dropped $500 on a computer keyboard and am currently typing on a $200 one.
2. My parents support me when I say I want to crossplay
3. My desk is full of anime figurines

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07-31-2015, 01:43 AM (This post was last modified: 07-31-2015, 09:09 AM by mayunaise.)
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Im guessing #2 - Heres to overly expenive keyboards! o7
Hnn.
Here's some more:
1.) I have went to the hospital over 4 times in the past year, 3 times on suicide charges.
2.) I killed someone once.
3.) I get almost psychologically yandere when someone I love focuses on someone else other than me.

inb4 wow dark
@Nanashi got it wrong. Its #2.
I could never do such a thing..

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07-31-2015, 01:46 AM (This post was last modified: 07-31-2015, 02:06 AM by nerd.)
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(07-31-2015, 01:43 AM)Rii Wrote: Im guessing #2 - Heres to overly expenive keyboards! o7
Hnn.
Here's some more:
1.) I have went to the hospital over 4 times in the past year, 3 times on suicide charges.
2.) I killed someone once.
3.) I get almost psychologically yandere when someone I love focuses on someone else other than me.

inb4 wow dark

tbh I'm too scared to answer this one

also @Rii your answer is wrong :P

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07-31-2015, 01:52 AM
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(07-31-2015, 01:46 AM)desu Wrote:
(07-31-2015, 01:43 AM)Rii Wrote: Im guessing #2 - Heres to overly expenive keyboards! o7
Hnn.
Here's some more:
1.) I have went to the hospital over 4 times in the past year, 3 times on suicide charges.
2.) I killed someone once.
3.) I get almost psychologically yandere when someone I love focuses on someone else other than me.

inb4 wow dark

tbh I'm too scared to answer this one

Ill give you a hint.
Its not the worse one.

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07-31-2015, 01:52 AM
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(07-31-2015, 01:52 AM)Rii Wrote:
(07-31-2015, 01:46 AM)desu Wrote:
(07-31-2015, 01:43 AM)Rii Wrote: Im guessing #2 - Heres to overly expenive keyboards! o7
Hnn.
Here's some more:
1.) I have went to the hospital over 4 times in the past year, 3 times on suicide charges.
2.) I killed someone once.
3.) I get almost psychologically yandere when someone I love focuses on someone else other than me.

inb4 wow dark

tbh I'm too scared to answer this one

Ill give you a hint.
Its not the worse one.

that has got to be the shittiest hint I've ever seen in my life

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07-31-2015, 04:10 AM (This post was last modified: 07-31-2015, 04:22 AM by Kiss of Death.)
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I'll answer 3 because why not. As you can kill somebody verbally.
For my last one, nope, 2 was actually correct. 3 was a lie.

(1 - I have demolished a bed once on student exchange in Germany.
(2 - I like maths.
(3 - I have broke a finger with a drawer.

@Desu: It's not the writers group right now and I just woke up. English is not my primary language. I simply mistook have for once. Fixed now, is that better?

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07-31-2015, 04:19 AM
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(07-31-2015, 04:10 AM)Nanashi Wrote: (1 - I once demolished a bed once on student exchange in Germany.

and to think you are in the writers group...

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08-11-2015, 02:57 AM
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Huh, I'd say the Germany one but it's oddly specific, so I'll say #2 even though I like maths.

1- I do Pilates to stay in shape.
2- I went to a friend's house for a small pool party roughly a month ago.
3- I got my first kiss when I was 15.

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