[THE SHIP IS SINKING] Who will you save?

by Kamerdra

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A ship is sinking and you are given two choices of who/what would you save. You may only choose one. The choice that you don't pick will drown and be lost forever.


EXAMPLE
Player 1: Senpai or Dennis?
Player 2:  Senpai. Cheerios or oatmeal?
Player 3: Cheerios. $50,000 or your dog?

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Choose one of the above user's choices and then write two choices for the next user.

Your best friend or your crush?
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07-01-2016, 12:47 AM
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Bros before hoes. Besides, body pillows aren't worth that much anyways.

One really good gourmet pizza, or a lifetime supply of shitty five dollar Little Caesar's pizza?

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07-01-2016, 04:07 AM (This post was last modified: 07-01-2016, 04:09 AM by Smooth Criminal.)
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(07-01-2016, 12:47 AM)RevonZZ Wrote: Bros before hoes. Besides, body pillows aren't worth that much anyways.

One really good gourmet pizza, or a lifetime supply of shitty five dollar Little Caesar's pizza?

A lifetime supply of shitty five dollar little caesar's pizza. Its not that bad and a life time is better then 1
An encased coin potentially worth millions but you're not sure or 50k dollars
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07-01-2016, 07:59 PM
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50k dollars, enough to get me off my lazy ass to do something.

Jared from Subway or Bill Cosby?

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07-03-2016, 03:05 PM
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Bill Cosby. He's got his standup going for him and I don't see how Jared's healthy dieting and promotional skills would be very helpful with surviving in open waters for an indefinite amount of time.

Christopher Poole or Hiroyuki Nishimura?

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07-03-2016, 08:25 PM
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> Implying anyone would wanna save j00t

Two hundred million dollars, or a pair of indestructible glasses that turn real life into an anime.

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07-21-2016, 08:29 PM
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(07-03-2016, 08:25 PM)RevonZZ Wrote: > Implying anyone would wanna save j00t

Two hundred million dollars, or a pair of indestructible glasses that turn real life into an anime.

magical powers + achievable waifu over n millions bro

Brilliant lewds or ok noods?
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08-05-2016, 10:04 PM
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Brilliant lewds are almost always better than okay nudes. See: The Theiss Titillation Theory for further details.

Collections of books from two different series: One offering a grand and gritty depiction of medieval politics and intrigue, and the other a comedic science-fiction/fantasy romp brimming with clever wordplay and quips. Both options are complete compendiums that will keep even a consummate bibliophile entertained for months.

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08-06-2016, 12:03 PM
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Medieval politics sounds pretty interesting to me, I'd keep that.

There's 4 other people on the ship whom are dear to you, but the lifeboat only fits 4 people. Will you leave one behind and escape with the others or will you stay on the ship yourself letting all of your loved ones survive?
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08-06-2016, 12:34 PM
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(08-06-2016, 12:03 PM)Yuu Wrote: Medieval politics sounds pretty interesting to me, I'd keep that.

There's 4 other people on the ship whom are dear to you, but the lifeboat only fits 4 people. Will you leave one behind and escape with the others or will you stay on the ship yourself letting all of your loved ones survive?

Leave one behind. Call me a selfish bastard (I am), but aren't all of them technically in the same position? One of them is likely to have a worse quality of life I will knowing they let me drown. If no one does think like that, fuck em anyway (I'm also a hippocrite).

Would you take your favourite novel to pass likely weeks with, or a book on maritime survival skills?
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08-06-2016, 08:43 PM (This post was last modified: 08-06-2016, 08:44 PM by Backlash.)
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(08-06-2016, 12:34 PM)doublemunch Wrote:
(08-06-2016, 12:03 PM)Yuu Wrote: Medieval politics sounds pretty interesting to me, I'd keep that.

There's 4 other people on the ship whom are dear to you, but the lifeboat only fits 4 people. Will you leave one behind and escape with the others or will you stay on the ship yourself letting all of your loved ones survive?

Leave one behind. Call me a selfish bastard (I am), but aren't all of them technically in the same position? One of them is likely to have a worse quality of life I will knowing they let me drown. If no one does think like that, fuck em anyway (I'm also a hippocrite).

Would you take your favourite novel to pass likely weeks with, or a book on maritime survival skills?

Survival skills. There'll be plenty of time to read when I'm not dying!

On that note, a choice of survival buddies: Adolf Hitler, or Kim Jong-Il. Both are fluent in English, and as such will constantly attempt to ram their respective ideologies down you throat for the entire duration of your time together.

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08-07-2016, 01:40 AM
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From what I hear Kim Jong-Il was quite the connoisseur when it came to film and he supposedly had a legendary porn stash so I could on occassion bring up either of the two and take a break from the constant praise of Nort Career. I don't know anything at all about paintings so I'm doubtful I could get Uncle Adolf to digress much from the topic of jews.

As for music, you have a choice between two or three classical pieces or many many albums worth of crapcore such as this.

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