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02-02-2017, 04:22 PM
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(02-02-2017, 12:53 AM)Noriko Wrote: I've never kissed anyone before (never really tried to) & I cried myself to sleep on my birthday a couple weeks ago.

I sure know them feels... :(

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02-07-2017, 11:59 AM
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One of my best hobbies is crotcheting.

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03-19-2017, 01:35 AM
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"On Earth, they branded me a heretic, but on Lucia, they call me a hero."

https://youtu.be/i5jPy-GmyUc

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03-19-2017, 08:31 AM
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Hey everyone back again with a other embarrassing story that happen last weekend. It is kinda long...

There was an anime/sci-fi convention at the city next to mine so I got my 3 bro and I and headed off to check it out. Tickets were cheap and I was like cool seeing the cosplay chilling with my friend eating food. So of course there are vendors lots of vendors looking around not really looking for anything since I have all I want from the internet found a cute plushy fox though. Anyhow we see this stall that had a 18+ section so my friends and I were are trying to go in all of us are scared though because 18+ section in public so we are all dareing each other but of course I pick to go since everyone that I am friends with...or know me a bit that my age knows I am a pervert like hell I would strike up a conversation about sex/hentai if I am bored. I when in and seen a lot of videos for sale like a lot of hentai of course but what shock me is that I knew some and when I mean some I mean a lot of videos my friends came in too to see what in after I was by myself for like 2 mins when they came it I told them ohh it not that bad I seen this one and this one and some of these and..... well I look away and 2 girls were staring at me. Like those get a load of this guy stares. I like damn they are cute as hell and I here talking about how I watch all of these and lewd stuff. So I grab a video and try to leave idk why I grab on I am in freak mode and told my friend I going to ask the vendor how much this video is I wanted to get out of the line of sight left the section ran thru the curtains and found the vendor just to ask him how much it cost I seen the girl vendor first but ya...not going to ask her...guy like it is $20 something idk and idc so I turn around quickly to meet with my friends and bump into a person. I am big not fat but big so I made them lose balance I tell them I am sorry and she goes it alright......Oh it zigzagoon hey look up it it my teacher from uni I have her on Mon/Wed she teaches economics. I would guess you would come to the convention since you like anime expecially when you have your cell go off with theme songs during class....twice. Well we had a small conversation and she is a great teacher...and cute I mean she is a cute glasses wearing 35 ish year old teacher she Korean and has a relaxful voice like if she was 10 years yonger and a student I would of dream of asking her out. Anyhow after our chat she ask what am I holding I like crap I forgot about the hentai and say ohh it a video I going to put it back. She like let me see so I can know what anime type you like she can see it hentai and I trying to tell her it nothing I going to put it back and other stuff she like ok then I see you in class in two day remember to do your homework and stuff. Ok I walk around her but I nervous and bump my hand holding the video at the edge of the table selling pushies....and I can not tell you how much life take me when my teacher like I get it for you and she bend over to pick it up and see it hentai....a hentai about doing guy doing the special business with their teachers...the blackmail/non-negotiable business... she grab it and my teacher look at me surpised at me and I grab the video and walk away said nothing....I dont even care anymore about this point

I told her what happen and she laugh in tears...she goes you should be watching this stuff in anime not doing it. She let me skip a week or two of classes when I ask her I was still embarrass so it was worth it...right?
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04-08-2017, 12:41 PM
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Not being able to have another lucid dream after a decade and a half since my last one. It made me very disappointed.

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04-08-2017, 01:00 PM
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(04-08-2017, 12:41 PM)LucianDreamer Wrote: Not being able to have another lucid dream after a decade and a half since my last one. It made me very disappointed.

You could say it almost goes against your username

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11-13-2017, 08:46 PM
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I used to be a really judgmental person that summer before I discovered Lewd. As much as I hate to admit it, there was a time in my life when I'd feel genuine animosity towards someone for how they looked, for their choice of lifestyle, or if they were a furry; all while being a miserable ball of thinly-veiled anxiety myself.

Coincidentally, that was also when I flirted with right-wing politics and nearly became a /pol/ack. Funny how that works out. ^^'

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11-13-2017, 10:36 PM (This post was last modified: 11-13-2017, 10:37 PM by Saikou.)
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(11-13-2017, 08:46 PM)Backlash Wrote: I used to be a really judgmental person that summer before I discovered Lewd. As much as I hate to admit it, there was a time in my life when I'd feel genuine animosity towards someone for how they looked, for their choice of lifestyle, or if they were a furry; all while being a miserable ball of thinly-veiled anxiety myself.

people pick out your flaws because they hate their own

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not gonna talk about traumatic shit

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11-14-2017, 12:12 AM
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(11-13-2017, 08:46 PM)Backlash Wrote: I used to be a really judgmental person that summer before I discovered Lewd. As much as I hate to admit it, there was a time in my life when I'd feel genuine animosity towards someone for how they looked, for their choice of lifestyle, or if they were a furry; all while being a miserable ball of thinly-veiled anxiety myself.

Coincidentally, that was also when I flirted with right-wing politics and nearly became a /pol/ack. Funny how that works out. ^^'

To springboard off of that a bit, easily the two periods of my life that make me cringe the most when looking back on them now are when I spent a summer and then some as an edgy left-winger on /r/atheism and then the following summer had me rebound towards edgy right-winger through /pol/ and GamerGate. I don't exactly wish I hadn't gone through those phases since, as idiotic and contrarian as they were at heart, I think they helped me go through something of a Hegelian dialectic in regards to my personal beliefs and also gave me first hand experience of how easy it can be to get suckered into the fringe.

 
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01-24-2018, 03:48 PM
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I can shop for shoes in the little childs section

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01-24-2018, 05:35 PM
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I am very solitaire irl, my family is worried about that

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01-24-2018, 06:57 PM
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(01-24-2018, 05:35 PM)Heidegger Wrote: I am very solitaire irl, my family is worried about that

I'd also be worried if my child turned in to a card game

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01-24-2018, 08:53 PM
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I'm really bad at cooking because I've been too lazy to learn how to get better at it for years. That's probably my most embarrassing point right now.

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07-28-2018, 12:51 PM
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Man, anxiety does weird things to ya. I remember a few years back, I used to take photographs of every meal I ate. Every single one. And when asked why, I said I was "thankful for every plate of food" I received.

That chapter of my life is ancient history now, but the memories stuck with me. I suppose one of the most important things you can realize as a depressed person is that what you have today will likely be there tomorrow.

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10-15-2018, 06:42 PM
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I used to own multiple fedoras.

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10-15-2018, 07:23 PM
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(10-15-2018, 06:42 PM)Backlash Wrote: I used to own multiple fedoras.

I wore fedoras everyday ages 12 to 14. Nothing worse than seeing photos from that time period.

He has no style. He has no grace. This Kong has a funny face.
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i used to wear a thick coat everyday to class in middle school/early high school, even when it was hot as hell
bc i thought i looked cool when in reality i looked homeless


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10-16-2018, 02:11 PM
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(10-16-2018, 01:59 PM)Lokorfi Wrote: i used to wear a thick coat everyday to class in middle school/early high school, even when it was hot as hell
bc i thought i looked cool when in reality i looked homeless

Augh, I did the same thing since I thought I was fat. Which to be fair, I kinda was. >_<

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10-18-2018, 09:37 PM
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I never had a successful romance with any girl back in the old days, even though I am just a cute, shy person. It was never my fault for trying, being an autist, but perhaps I feared that I might give out half of my flawed DNA in the later stages of life. Frequently my school friends and teachers mistook me as some other person with the glasses, or my other disabled friend who likes wrestling games. I told them many times that I am not that kind of him or the other person and they quickly corrected themselves.

Some of the words of my strange, yet creative vocabulary I said to my loyal friends since I was being awkward quickly turned into mini memes that don't get a lot of traction at first. The one of a kind grunt I used a lot to this day whenever I take major damage while playing games indirectly did turn into a meme without even me noticing, the one from Left for Dead 1's Common Infected rage at victim quote was "Eyyyeeaaahhh!”

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10-19-2018, 09:38 AM
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(01-24-2018, 08:53 PM)GlassMoon Wrote: I'm really bad at cooking because I've been too lazy to learn how to get better at it for years. That's probably my most embarrassing point right now.

The only thing more embarrassing than this?

I've made no progress on it :(

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