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02-02-2017, 04:22 PM
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(02-02-2017, 12:53 AM)Noriko Wrote: I've never kissed anyone before (never really tried to) & I cried myself to sleep on my birthday a couple weeks ago.

I sure know them feels... :(

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02-07-2017, 11:59 AM
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One of my best hobbies is crotcheting.

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03-19-2017, 01:35 AM
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"On Earth, they branded me a heretic, but on Lucia, they call me a hero."

https://youtu.be/i5jPy-GmyUc

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03-19-2017, 08:31 AM
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Hey everyone back again with a other embarrassing story that happen last weekend. It is kinda long...

There was an anime/sci-fi convention at the city next to mine so I got my 3 bro and I and headed off to check it out. Tickets were cheap and I was like cool seeing the cosplay chilling with my friend eating food. So of course there are vendors lots of vendors looking around not really looking for anything since I have all I want from the internet found a cute plushy fox though. Anyhow we see this stall that had a 18+ section so my friends and I were are trying to go in all of us are scared though because 18+ section in public so we are all dareing each other but of course I pick to go since everyone that I am friends with...or know me a bit that my age knows I am a pervert like hell I would strike up a conversation about sex/hentai if I am bored. I when in and seen a lot of videos for sale like a lot of hentai of course but what shock me is that I knew some and when I mean some I mean a lot of videos my friends came in too to see what in after I was by myself for like 2 mins when they came it I told them ohh it not that bad I seen this one and this one and some of these and..... well I look away and 2 girls were staring at me. Like those get a load of this guy stares. I like damn they are cute as hell and I here talking about how I watch all of these and lewd stuff. So I grab a video and try to leave idk why I grab on I am in freak mode and told my friend I going to ask the vendor how much this video is I wanted to get out of the line of sight left the section ran thru the curtains and found the vendor just to ask him how much it cost I seen the girl vendor first but ya...not going to ask her...guy like it is $20 something idk and idc so I turn around quickly to meet with my friends and bump into a person. I am big not fat but big so I made them lose balance I tell them I am sorry and she goes it alright......Oh it zigzagoon hey look up it it my teacher from uni I have her on Mon/Wed she teaches economics. I would guess you would come to the convention since you like anime expecially when you have your cell go off with theme songs during class....twice. Well we had a small conversation and she is a great teacher...and cute I mean she is a cute glasses wearing 35 ish year old teacher she Korean and has a relaxful voice like if she was 10 years yonger and a student I would of dream of asking her out. Anyhow after our chat she ask what am I holding I like crap I forgot about the hentai and say ohh it a video I going to put it back. She like let me see so I can know what anime type you like she can see it hentai and I trying to tell her it nothing I going to put it back and other stuff she like ok then I see you in class in two day remember to do your homework and stuff. Ok I walk around her but I nervous and bump my hand holding the video at the edge of the table selling pushies....and I can not tell you how much life take me when my teacher like I get it for you and she bend over to pick it up and see it hentai....a hentai about doing guy doing the special business with their teachers...the blackmail/non-negotiable business... she grab it and my teacher look at me surpised at me and I grab the video and walk away said nothing....I dont even care anymore about this point

I told her what happen and she laugh in tears...she goes you should be watching this stuff in anime not doing it. She let me skip a week or two of classes when I ask her I was still embarrass so it was worth it...right?
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04-08-2017, 12:41 PM
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Not being able to have another lucid dream after a decade and a half since my last one. It made me very disappointed.

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04-08-2017, 01:00 PM
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(04-08-2017, 12:41 PM)LucianDreamer Wrote: Not being able to have another lucid dream after a decade and a half since my last one. It made me very disappointed.

You could say it almost goes against your username

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11-13-2017, 08:46 PM
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I used to be a really judgmental person that summer before I discovered Lewd. As much as I hate to admit it, there was a time in my life when I'd feel genuine animosity towards someone for how they looked, for their choice of lifestyle, or if they were a furry; all while being a miserable ball of thinly-veiled anxiety myself.

Coincidentally, that was also when I flirted with right-wing politics and nearly became a /pol/ack. Funny how that works out. ^^'

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11-13-2017, 10:36 PM (This post was last modified: 11-13-2017, 10:37 PM by Saikou.)
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(11-13-2017, 08:46 PM)Backlash Wrote: I used to be a really judgmental person that summer before I discovered Lewd. As much as I hate to admit it, there was a time in my life when I'd feel genuine animosity towards someone for how they looked, for their choice of lifestyle, or if they were a furry; all while being a miserable ball of thinly-veiled anxiety myself.

people pick out your flaws because they hate their own

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not gonna talk about traumatic shit

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11-14-2017, 12:12 AM
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(11-13-2017, 08:46 PM)Backlash Wrote: I used to be a really judgmental person that summer before I discovered Lewd. As much as I hate to admit it, there was a time in my life when I'd feel genuine animosity towards someone for how they looked, for their choice of lifestyle, or if they were a furry; all while being a miserable ball of thinly-veiled anxiety myself.

Coincidentally, that was also when I flirted with right-wing politics and nearly became a /pol/ack. Funny how that works out. ^^'

To springboard off of that a bit, easily the two periods of my life that make me cringe the most when looking back on them now are when I spent a summer and then some as an edgy left-winger on /r/atheism and then the following summer had me rebound towards edgy right-winger through /pol/ and GamerGate. I don't exactly wish I hadn't gone through those phases since, as idiotic and contrarian as they were at heart, I think they helped me go through something of a Hegelian dialectic in regards to my personal beliefs and also gave me first hand experience of how easy it can be to get suckered into the fringe.

 
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01-24-2018, 03:48 PM
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I can shop for shoes in the little childs section

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01-24-2018, 05:35 PM
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I am very solitaire irl, my family is worried about that

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01-24-2018, 06:57 PM
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(01-24-2018, 05:35 PM)Heidegger Wrote: I am very solitaire irl, my family is worried about that

I'd also be worried if my child turned in to a card game

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01-24-2018, 08:53 PM
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I'm really bad at cooking because I've been too lazy to learn how to get better at it for years. That's probably my most embarrassing point right now.

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07-28-2018, 12:51 PM
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Man, anxiety does weird things to ya. I remember a few years back, I used to take photographs of every meal I ate. Every single one. And when asked why, I said I was "thankful for every plate of food" I received.

That chapter of my life is ancient history now, but the memories stuck with me. I suppose one of the most important things you can realize as a depressed person is that what you have today will likely be there tomorrow.

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10-15-2018, 06:42 PM
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I used to own multiple fedoras.

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10-15-2018, 07:23 PM
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(10-15-2018, 06:42 PM)Backlash Wrote: I used to own multiple fedoras.

I wore fedoras everyday ages 12 to 14. Nothing worse than seeing photos from that time period.

He has no style. He has no grace. This Kong has a funny face.
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10-16-2018, 01:59 PM (This post was last modified: 10-16-2018, 01:59 PM by Lokorfi.)
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i used to wear a thick coat everyday to class in middle school/early high school, even when it was hot as hell
bc i thought i looked cool when in reality i looked homeless


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Now I am in debt
And I am tired of borrowing from the people I love
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10-16-2018, 02:11 PM
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(10-16-2018, 01:59 PM)Lokorfi Wrote: i used to wear a thick coat everyday to class in middle school/early high school, even when it was hot as hell
bc i thought i looked cool when in reality i looked homeless

Augh, I did the same thing since I thought I was fat. Which to be fair, I kinda was. >_<

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