Review of Kanokon.

by Melancholy

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06-06-2015, 02:52 AM (This post was last modified: 10-25-2015, 12:12 AM by Melancholy.)
#7336 (1)
This is a review of the Kankon series, this may contain spoilers.

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Hot kitsune action.

Synopsis
Basically, a "country boy" named Kouta, moves to a slightly larger town, where he apparently meets a fox spirit with huge tits named Chizuru (you don't get to see this at all). The story begins with Chizuru rubbing her humungous tits all over Kouta, something that happens on a frequent basis throughout the series.

Characters
None of the characters leave a long lasting impression, apart from two of them:

>Kouta

This kid is annoying as fuck, every single fucking episode contains him whining about pretty much anything imaginable, the guy has a fucking fox spirit and a wolf spirit trying to jump on his dick with every opportunity, but he pussies out at every single opportunity he has to get laid. Oh wait, the only time he's fine with getting laid is when he's in public places and Chizuru is pinning the fucker down.

>Nozomu

Nozomu is the only decent character in the entire series, very qt and very funny. 

Animation/Art
The animation was nothing too fancy, I mean there was a fight scene with some spooky monsters and they showed it with some ominous shaky still shots.


The art was okay, yet again, nothing too fancy.


Sound/Music

The sound wasn't too bad, like, they definitely nailed the voice acting (at least, in the non-dubbed version), the music however was pretty trash, something you'd expect in some hella cheap dating sim.


Ending

I still don't even know what the fuck happened, the whole series has a plot that makes half of much sense as Star Wars II: The Phantom Menace. 

Spoiler

The ending was literally an entire episode about Chizuru being mad that Kouta wouldn't say "I love you" to her and the end of it was just Kouta saying "i love you" followed by some weird ass scene,

Overall
The only good thing that came from this series is some kitsune ecchi.


3/10

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06-06-2015, 08:39 AM
#7340 (2)
(06-06-2015, 02:52 AM)Senpai Wrote: This is a review of the Kankon series, this may contain spoilers.

-lewd-
Hot kitsune action.

Synopsis
Basically, a "country boy" named Kouta, moves to a slightly larger town, where he apparently meets a fox spirit with huge tits named Chizuru (you don't get to see this at all). The story begins with Chizuru rubbing her humungous tits all over Kouta, something that happens on a frequent basis throughout the series.

Characters
None of the characters leave a long lasting impression, apart from two of them:

>Kouta
This kid is annoying as fuck, every single fucking episode contains him whining about pretty much anything imaginable, the guy has a fucking fox spirit and a wolf spirit trying to jump on his dick with every opportunity, but he pussies out at every single opportunity he has to get laid. Oh wait, the only time he's fine with getting laid is when he's in public places and Chizuru is pinning the fucker down.


>Nozomu
Nozomu is the only decent character in the entire series, very qt and very funny. 


Animation/Art
The animation was nothing too fancy, I mean there was a fight scene with some spooky monsters and they showed it with some ominous shaky still shots.


The art was okay, yet again, nothing too fancy.


Sound/Music

The sound wasn't too bad, like, they definitely nailed the voice acting (at least, in the non-dubbed version), the music however was pretty trash, something you'd expect in some hella cheap dating sim.


Ending

I still don't even know what the fuck happened, the whole series has a plot that makes half of much sense as Star Wars II: The Phantom Menace. 

Spoiler

The ending was literally an entire episode about Chizuru being mad that Kouta wouldn't say "I love you" to her and the end of it was just Kouta saying "i love you" followed by some weird ass scene,

Overall
The only good thing that came from this series is some kitsune ecchi.


3/10

Never before has a review been so entertaining.
Thanks for everything.

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06-06-2015, 10:23 AM (This post was last modified: 06-06-2015, 10:24 AM by losi.)
#7344 (3)
Fuckin amazing review. I'll be definitely watching this tonight. Thx Pooch. I really wish I had a fox spirit trying to hop on my dick.

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06-06-2015, 12:54 PM
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(06-06-2015, 10:23 AM)losi Wrote: I really wish I had a fox spirit trying to hop on my dick.

this

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06-06-2015, 01:30 PM
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This was one of the first animes I have ever watched, and also the first anime I have dropped.

Only watched 5-6 episodes cause j thought it would of gotten better if I kept going (was wrong)

Plot = non existent
Each episode is the same thing over.
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06-06-2015, 03:08 PM
#7375 (6)
I remember watching & reading this series, one of the first few ecchi I can even remember. Apart from what little plot it had (and how much PLOT it had), I think I'll have to agree with your score.

Nozomu a best.

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06-07-2015, 12:17 AM
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IMO just skip the series and look up some doujinshi of it instead.

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06-07-2015, 12:34 AM
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(06-07-2015, 12:17 AM)demigodchaos Wrote: IMO just skip the series and look up some doujinshi of it instead.

I somewhat wish I'd done just that.

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06-07-2015, 03:27 AM
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(06-07-2015, 12:34 AM)Senpai Wrote:
(06-07-2015, 12:17 AM)demigodchaos Wrote: IMO just skip the series and look up some doujinshi of it instead.

I somewhat wish I'd done just that.

I'm about to do just that.

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07-04-2015, 08:11 AM (This post was last modified: 07-04-2015, 08:12 AM by Equinox.)
#9996 (10)
Pretty spot on, though another name for this anime would be "Fanservice Lane."

I'd just like to point out that this shouldn't really be on anyones to watch list, I had it on mine years ago, and regret watching it to this day. It is more or less just a trip for a teenager, just with the main in this anime being a little bitch; a bit more entertaining anime to watch is To Love Ru, which is basically this animes cousin, no real plot aside from fanservice and whatever the creator decides to throw in.


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