by BlueScreen

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05-17-2015, 02:14 PM (This post was last modified: 05-17-2015, 02:14 PM by BlueScreen.)
#6569 (1)
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A very sad penguin keeper as he discovers some of his penguins have been molested by drunk teenagers

Every year around May and the months before, third year Norwegian collage students
dress up like the people in the picture below and get wasted as they drive around drunk
 in large red vans with way too loud speaker systems on top playing music while either
 jumping off bridges into cold water or having orgys outside of kindergartens. This year
 six students took it a little too far at one of the years last parties, and decided they'd
break into our local and most likely one of Europes largest underwater parks, the Atlantic
Ocean Park. Now, simply breaking in isn't enough for them, and they decided they would
 kidnap three penguin babies and an egg.

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Why the fuck they would kidnap penguins and not tell the police where they put
them is beyond me, though I just hope they didn't leave them somewhere they'd
get attacked  by an eagle or some spooky animal like that. At the same time I totally
get them. I mean, you're drunk as shit, at a party where at least 3 people get raped
every year, and there's a new penguin park right next to the party with only a 5 meter
tall fence with barbed wire stopping you from getting to the cute fucking animals. I'd
totally kidnap them too just so I could cuddle with them forever. Though looking at
facebook and the comment section in my local newspaper a lot of people don't feel the
same and they want to get rid of what has been a Norwegian tradition for over 60 years.

#BringBackOurPinguins #ThreeYearJailTimeForPinguinNappers

I'd highly recommend you check out the video located somewhere on this fucking page
if their shitty servers stop going offline every 5 minutes due to the fucking illuminati
collaborating with the collective of students in Norway and Osama bin Laden.
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05-17-2015, 02:39 PM
#6570 (2)
brb going to norway so i can kidnap penguins

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05-17-2015, 08:13 PM
#6574 (3)
norway sounds like a scary place

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05-17-2015, 09:06 PM
#6575 (4)
The thread killed me, Dx

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05-18-2015, 04:08 AM
#6594 (5)
why would the bad people do that :scream:
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05-18-2015, 08:17 AM
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05-18-2015, 03:07 PM
#6610 (7)
norway is clearly the best way

bad um tsdthshh

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06-09-2015, 11:48 AM
#7565 (8)
Too lazy to read the entire thread but I'll just say I'd be the kind of person to kidnap a penguin.