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07-25-2016, 10:20 PM
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(07-25-2016, 09:10 AM)Inkjet Printer Wrote: Most people play it, except the people on this website because they're so fucking bad that they can't even start it. In the end everyone loses anyway, so there's really no point. It's one of the most satisfying games though, but if you lose your heart will be broken.

That's right I'm talking about the game of love man rip in peace my heart 2015.

I thought you were talking about Dwarf Fortress.

GodDAMN do I want to play that, but I dont think I'll go through the effort necessary to get into it for a while.

In reality, all he's doing is pushing the same buttons he always has, nothing has changed. The longer he spends here, the more invested he gets, the more he forgets which life is the real one.
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(07-25-2016, 10:20 PM)None_At_All Wrote: GodDAMN do I want to play that, but I dont think I'll go through the effort necessary to get into it for a while.

I'm in the same boat. I actually did try it out but gave up after a few hours when the first trading wagon showed up. That said I might try and take the plunge again. You know what they say, losing is Fun...

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07-27-2016, 09:26 AM
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Play as a cat and die repeatedly
It's shitty game anyway

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07-29-2016, 03:32 AM
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You spend a whole shitton of hours building a gigantic city before you go bored, build a dam, destroy it and flood the entire thing. Plus points if you redirect the sewer to the top of the damn.

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07-29-2016, 05:34 AM (This post was last modified: 07-29-2016, 08:38 AM by doublemunch.)
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(07-26-2016, 01:01 AM)All in One Wrote:
(07-25-2016, 10:20 PM)None_At_All Wrote: GodDAMN do I want to play that, but I dont think I'll go through the effort necessary to get into it for a while.

I'm in the same boat. I actually did try it out but gave up after a few hours when the first trading wagon showed up. That said I might try and take the plunge again. You know what they say, losing is Fun...

>in the same boat


May we never forget.


Edit: oh yeah, game.
Colourful shapes fall from the sky, and you have to put them in the right place. You will get stressed out.
Honestly, it's just like taking a younger sibling to kindergarten.

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07-29-2016, 02:39 PM
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Colourful shapes fall from the sky AT FUCKING ASIAN SPEED, and you have to put them in the right place. You will FUCKING DIE.
Honestly, it's just like taking a shit from a high place, hoping it lands into a nearby trashcan.

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(07-29-2016, 02:39 PM)yumiyacchi Wrote: Colourful shapes fall from the sky AT FUCKING ASIAN SPEED, and you have to put them in the right place. You will FUCKING DIE.
Honestly, it's just like taking a shit from a high place, hoping it lands into a nearby trashcan.

Invisible shapes plummet from the heavens at the speed of fucking light and God only knows what kind of sacred ritual you need to perform to survive. You will never be able to use your fingers again.
Honestly, it's just like being shot at by the most elite snipers of the American army in an inflatable neon duck costume whilst courting a particularly snobby Penrose tetragon, praying that neither of you get hit.

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https://youtu.be/jwC544Z37qo?t=310

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01-22-2017, 03:32 AM
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If you don't know what you're doing you can very easily find yourself shotgun-married to a random farmer's daughter and then lose her mere minutes later in a tragic outhouse explosion. You can also just as easily prank call a paramilitary group and rustle their jimmies so badly that they vow to deploy a whole squadron to your location in retaliation; an exchange which, now that I think about it, really bears an uncanny resemblance to "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me" despite the game coming out a little over a decade earlier.

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01-22-2017, 06:43 PM
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You pretend like you can play piano but it's only in four columns and you eventually will die

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01-22-2017, 09:02 PM
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(01-22-2017, 06:43 PM)Lokorfi Wrote: You pretend like you can play piano but it's only in four columns and you eventually will die

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01-23-2017, 06:18 AM
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(01-22-2017, 09:02 PM)malmon Wrote:
(01-22-2017, 06:43 PM)Lokorfi Wrote: You pretend like you can play piano but it's only in four columns and you eventually will die

osu!mania?

Close, Piano Tiles

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01-23-2017, 07:46 AM
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01-23-2017, 08:21 AM
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(01-23-2017, 07:46 AM)Xen Wrote: Escorting the mentally hanicapped through retail hell.

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01-23-2017, 02:16 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM AT 240MPH AND I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!

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01-23-2017, 02:36 PM
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(01-23-2017, 02:16 PM)yumiyacchi Wrote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM AT 240MPH AND I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!

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01-23-2017, 09:57 PM
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(01-23-2017, 02:36 PM)Lokorfi Wrote:
(01-23-2017, 02:16 PM)yumiyacchi Wrote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM AT 240MPH AND I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!

sonic the hedgehog

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01-23-2017, 10:10 PM
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(01-23-2017, 09:57 PM)yumiyacchi Wrote:
(01-23-2017, 02:36 PM)Lokorfi Wrote:
(01-23-2017, 02:16 PM)yumiyacchi Wrote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM AT 240MPH AND I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!

sonic the hedgehog

NFS Most Wanted 2012

Most Wanted was pretty good; the original was even better (even if it hasn't aged well.) But IMO the series peaked with 2010's Hot Pursuit.

Literally all that was missing from that game was an open world and better progression. I must've clocked almost fifty hours ingame back in the day.

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You play a kid with nothing better to do than try to beat an arcade game within the game that you'll literally die if you lose at

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Kid Chameleon

(though that last part is a bit ambiguous)

(also this is one of the best oldschool platformers ever even though a lot of people haven't played it)
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01-24-2017, 03:15 PM
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(01-23-2017, 10:10 PM)Backlash Wrote:
(01-23-2017, 09:57 PM)yumiyacchi Wrote:
(01-23-2017, 02:36 PM)Lokorfi Wrote:
(01-23-2017, 02:16 PM)yumiyacchi Wrote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM AT 240MPH AND I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!

sonic the hedgehog

NFS Most Wanted 2012

Most Wanted was pretty good; the original was even better (even if it hasn't aged well.) But IMO the series peaked with 2010's Hot Pursuit.

Literally all that was missing from that game was an open world and better progression. I must've clocked almost fifty hours ingame back in the day.

Well, to me it sucked. Drag racing is like a puzzle game and the driving mechanics demand you to either drift (which it will always end up either taking at least 15 mph off or end up in an oversteer or crash) or straight up crash. AI sucks and police chases are a pain in the ass. NFS went downhill for me with the police age tbh. It doesn't have that much cars and some of the tuning options are straight up horrendous.

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01-26-2017, 03:21 PM
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A console to PC port so shitty that you can't even play it with mouse & keyboard, and it only plays in 30fps. Multiplayer is a big part of the game's experience, but most of the time it doesn't even work. It's a miracle if you manage to connect to someone. The first half of the game is a walking simulator. If you go to the wrong place early on and set a respawn point there, you're fucked, because you won't be able to come back out. Around halfway through, you get the ability to teleport between some of the respawn points, so it becomes a little less of a walking simulator. But then the bosses get so powerful that you need the help of other players. But multiplayer is broken, so jolly co-operation is out. Oh and if you upgraded the wrong equipment and are out of resources to upgrade the good equipment - you either tediously grind or fire up Cheat Engine and save time by giving yourself the stuff. That being said, there's no cheat protection.

There's a DLC too. It contains bosses so overpowered, that you'll straight up use god mode, no fucks given. Unless you're the masochistic type or lucky enough to connect to a player willing to help you.

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Dark Souls

it's gotten like this
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01-26-2017, 04:16 PM
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(01-26-2017, 03:21 PM)2AMPE Wrote: A console to PC port so shitty that you can't even play it with mouse & keyboard, and it only plays in 30fps. Multiplayer is a big part of the game's experience, but most of the time it doesn't even work. It's a miracle if you manage to connect to someone. The first half of the game is a walking simulator. If you go to the wrong place early on and set a respawn point there, you're fucked, because you won't be able to come back out. Around halfway through, you get the ability to teleport between some of the respawn points, so it becomes a little less of a walking simulator. But then the bosses get so powerful that you need the help of other players. But multiplayer is broken, so jolly co-operation is out. Oh and if you upgraded the wrong equipment and are out of resources to upgrade the good equipment - you either tediously grind or fire up Cheat Engine and save time by giving yourself the stuff. That being said, there's no cheat protection.

There's a DLC too. It contains bosses so overpowered, that you'll straight up use god mode, no fucks given. Unless you're the masochistic type or lucky enough to connect to a player willing to help you.

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Dark Souls

I thought DS was one of the better made games

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02-20-2017, 09:23 AM
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It's a ugly game with 16*16 textures, no goal, it's made of blocks and all the community is 10. The most dangerous creature is a green pixel monster that explodes, then you cry bcs it has destroyed your shitty house.



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I would say the toughest single-player game of my whole life, and the one that gave me many memories.
 
Long story short: You are a hero born with the body of a mortal, but having the soul of a dragon. A dragon attacks you moments before you're set for execution, for no explicit reason. After escaping the fire of an abandoned village, it is clear that the prophecy was set in motion; you are to stop the dragon that started it all from destroying the planet and all of its inhabitants with its soul-snaring powers by any means necessary.
 
How it got this bad: Dying... and mentioning of death... a LOT. They put a lot of lore into everything, and every single action I did in many of my short-lived timelines makes me shiver when NPCs talk about my recent experiences. No matter what difficulty level I set from the get-go, enemies will inevitably catch up and instantly one-shot me long before I even charge forward to deliver a killing blow. Followers cannot do a good job at higher levels, they go down in one or two hits, making me either finish their job, or perform euthanasia on them. I take no prisoners.
 
The music is horrible, and so does combat itself. It does not give me the true feeling of being a magical girl with a dragon's soul going about exterminating evil, and I cannot even play an instrument or sing a song whilst mute! :sniff: Travel time is ridiculously long, you have to spend days trying to reach your goal, only to get clawed in the back by a sabre cat, eaten by a dragon, or sent into outer space by a giant's cudgel, and I think that's it. -_-

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Skyrim

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03-26-2017, 11:15 PM
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(04-11-2016, 05:23 PM)Zee Quality Wrote: Aliens keep get themselves killed out of senselessness and stupidity, while the player is just an abstract entity that isn't even really acknowledged in the game's fluff.

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Creatures 3/Docking Station
"Push elevator. Kisspop. Push door. Death. What am I even doing here?"

As for mine:

You watch as seven dwarves get drunk and build themselves a home, only for it to be overrun by immigrants and fell beasts.
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05-25-2017, 01:38 AM
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It's a JRPG, you can turn into a dragon. If you turn too much you die and it's game over. You can continue with your levels and stuff but it's still horrendously hard.