Make one of your favorite games sound as shitty as possible

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07-25-2016, 09:12 AM
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you play football and shit
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07-25-2016, 09:33 PM
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PORN RAPE EVERYWHERE.

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07-25-2016, 10:20 PM
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(07-25-2016, 09:10 AM)Inkjet Printer Wrote: Most people play it, except the people on this website because they're so fucking bad that they can't even start it. In the end everyone loses anyway, so there's really no point. It's one of the most satisfying games though, but if you lose your heart will be broken.

That's right I'm talking about the game of love man rip in peace my heart 2015.

I thought you were talking about Dwarf Fortress.

GodDAMN do I want to play that, but I dont think I'll go through the effort necessary to get into it for a while.

In reality, all he's doing is pushing the same buttons he always has, nothing has changed. The longer he spends here, the more invested he gets, the more he forgets which life is the real one.
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07-26-2016, 01:01 AM (This post was last modified: 07-26-2016, 01:01 AM by All in One.)
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(07-25-2016, 10:20 PM)None_At_All Wrote: GodDAMN do I want to play that, but I dont think I'll go through the effort necessary to get into it for a while.

I'm in the same boat. I actually did try it out but gave up after a few hours when the first trading wagon showed up. That said I might try and take the plunge again. You know what they say, losing is Fun...

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07-27-2016, 09:26 AM
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Play as a cat and die repeatedly
It's shitty game anyway

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07-29-2016, 03:32 AM
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You spend a whole shitton of hours building a gigantic city before you go bored, build a dam, destroy it and flood the entire thing. Plus points if you redirect the sewer to the top of the damn.

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07-29-2016, 05:34 AM (This post was last modified: 07-29-2016, 08:38 AM by doublemunch.)
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(07-26-2016, 01:01 AM)All in One Wrote:
(07-25-2016, 10:20 PM)None_At_All Wrote: GodDAMN do I want to play that, but I dont think I'll go through the effort necessary to get into it for a while.

I'm in the same boat. I actually did try it out but gave up after a few hours when the first trading wagon showed up. That said I might try and take the plunge again. You know what they say, losing is Fun...

>in the same boat


May we never forget.


Edit: oh yeah, game.
Colourful shapes fall from the sky, and you have to put them in the right place. You will get stressed out.
Honestly, it's just like taking a younger sibling to kindergarten.

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07-29-2016, 02:39 PM
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Colourful shapes fall from the sky AT FUCKING ASIAN SPEED, and you have to put them in the right place. You will FUCKING DIE.
Honestly, it's just like taking a shit from a high place, hoping it lands into a nearby trashcan.

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07-29-2016, 05:05 PM (This post was last modified: 07-29-2016, 05:06 PM by doublemunch.)
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(07-29-2016, 02:39 PM)yumiyacchi Wrote: Colourful shapes fall from the sky AT FUCKING ASIAN SPEED, and you have to put them in the right place. You will FUCKING DIE.
Honestly, it's just like taking a shit from a high place, hoping it lands into a nearby trashcan.

Invisible shapes plummet from the heavens at the speed of fucking light and God only knows what kind of sacred ritual you need to perform to survive. You will never be able to use your fingers again.
Honestly, it's just like being shot at by the most elite snipers of the American army in an inflatable neon duck costume whilst courting a particularly snobby Penrose tetragon, praying that neither of you get hit.

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