Make one of your favorite games sound as shitty as possible

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05-17-2016, 07:57 AM
#41315 (76)
fly around as a silver guy killing everything with your snail trail

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marvel heroes

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05-17-2016, 08:25 AM
#41316 (77)
Kill everyone for a girl that don't have sex with u

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bioshock infinite

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05-17-2016, 12:45 PM
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(05-17-2016, 08:25 AM)mumu Wrote: Kill everyone for a girl that don't have sex with u

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bioshock infinite

At least the internet makes up for it :>

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05-17-2016, 01:14 PM
#41330 (79)
(05-17-2016, 12:45 PM)malmon73 Wrote:
(05-17-2016, 08:25 AM)mumu Wrote: Kill everyone for a girl that don't have sex with u

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bioshock infinite

At least the internet makes up for it :>

dam..... thas tru

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05-17-2016, 02:34 PM
#41335 (80)
Your brother is a liar, and you're a treasure hunting addict.

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05-17-2016, 06:00 PM
#41359 (81)
You're a writer who goes on holiday, but then your wife gets kidnapped and a story you wrote but don't remember comes true, so you have to go around killing stuff in a forest with a flashlight.

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Alan Wake

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05-22-2016, 09:26 PM
#41641 (82)
You get your shit killed by a giant wolf

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Hyperdimension Neptunia
Your sister gets her shit killed by a giant wolf

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Hyperdimension Neptunia II
You're taken to another dimension, to get your shit killed by a wolf in an extremely long game

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Hyperdimension Neptunia V
You're killing shit this time Sengoku Mousou style

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Hyperdimension Neptunia Action U
You're gonna arrive to Steam soon

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Megadimension Neptunia VII

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05-30-2016, 06:23 AM (This post was last modified: 05-30-2016, 06:24 AM by Patchy.)
#42182 (83)
80% weeb bait 20% references

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Hyperdimension Neptunia series.

Also I apparently didn't read the post above gg self

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06-11-2016, 03:46 PM
#42731 (84)
Let's see, everything has an obnoxious orange tint, the hundreds of NPCs all share the same four or five voice actors and stare unblinkingly at you during conversations, one of the factions got gimped hard with cut content and it boasts free exploration while road-blocking everything behind high-level enemies.

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06-11-2016, 06:32 PM (This post was last modified: 06-11-2016, 06:33 PM by yumiyacchi.)
#42738 (85)
Suddenly, everyone and their mothers are masturbating to it.

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Overwatch

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06-11-2016, 09:06 PM
#42753 (86)
You're an alien, and you have to fend off giant monsters by throwing plants at them while also collecting a bunch of junk that's scattered all over the place.  Also, you're timed, and if you don't get the stuff before the time runs out, you lose.

Les jeux sont faits. Nous sommes fucked.
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06-12-2016, 05:55 AM
#42784 (87)
It can't be called a game even.

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06-22-2016, 07:16 PM
#43256 (88)
You kidnap literally everything and force a girl who can't talk into subservience all while stealing everyone's nukes.

Also parasites.
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07-08-2016, 08:51 AM
#43838 (89)
An FPS with no single-player mode, a garish cartoony artstyle, and the most annoying mascot this side of the Atlantic. The story involves a team of battle-hardened former mercenaries getting back together to fight some vaguely-specified terrorists. The game is obsessed over by /v/irgins, who paradoxically bash every facet of the game into oblivion.

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Overwatch.

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07-08-2016, 11:27 AM
#43844 (90)
You talk, yeah that's right, just talk. How much talking is I'm this game? Entire trees and networks of dialogue trees. Even when you do get to some combat, all you do is hit a button and watch your character do the move instead. LAME.
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07-08-2016, 06:16 PM
#43854 (91)
Were you too unhealthy to join the military?

Are you barely able to hit the broad side of a barn with a firearm?

Can't read a map to save your life?

Well, now you have the opportunity to see just how miserably you would have failed in this exciting, next-generation shooter!

- Enjoy the soothing sounds of your own wheezing as you struggle to run up a hill wearing a full vest and ruck!

- Experience sensational migraines from missing any target further out than 500 meters!

- Cower in utter terror as your enemies outmaneuver you using drones and strafe your position with 30mm gatling cannons and high-explosive rockets!

All this and more, in:

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ArmA III

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07-08-2016, 06:26 PM
#43856 (92)
(07-08-2016, 06:16 PM)Nodoudt Wrote: Were you too unhealthy to join the military?

Are you barely able to hit the broad side of a barn with a firearm?

Can't read a map to save your life?

Well, now you have the opportunity to see just how miserably you would have failed in this exciting, next-generation shooter!

- Enjoy the soothing sounds of your own wheezing as you struggle to run up a hill wearing a full vest and ruck!

- Experience sensational migraines from missing any target further out than 500 meters!

- Cower in utter terror as your enemies outmaneuver you using drones and strafe your position with 30mm gatling cannons and high-explosive rockets!

All this and more, in:

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ArmA III

Sounds like a hell of a time. Too bad my graphics card would melt trying to run it.

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07-08-2016, 06:53 PM
#43860 (93)
(07-08-2016, 06:26 PM)RevonZZ Wrote:
(07-08-2016, 06:16 PM)Nodoudt Wrote: Were you too unhealthy to join the military?

Are you barely able to hit the broad side of a barn with a firearm?

Can't read a map to save your life?

Well, now you have the opportunity to see just how miserably you would have failed in this exciting, next-generation shooter!

- Enjoy the soothing sounds of your own wheezing as you struggle to run up a hill wearing a full vest and ruck!

- Experience sensational migraines from missing any target further out than 500 meters!

- Cower in utter terror as your enemies outmaneuver you using drones and strafe your position with 30mm gatling cannons and high-explosive rockets!

All this and more, in:

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ArmA III

Sounds like a hell of a time. Too bad my graphics card would melt trying to run it.



This video sums up the hyper-realistic madness quite well.

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07-08-2016, 06:58 PM
#43862 (94)
(07-08-2016, 06:53 PM)Nodoudt Wrote:
(07-08-2016, 06:26 PM)RevonZZ Wrote:
(07-08-2016, 06:16 PM)Nodoudt Wrote: Were you too unhealthy to join the military?

Are you barely able to hit the broad side of a barn with a firearm?

Can't read a map to save your life?

Well, now you have the opportunity to see just how miserably you would have failed in this exciting, next-generation shooter!

- Enjoy the soothing sounds of your own wheezing as you struggle to run up a hill wearing a full vest and ruck!

- Experience sensational migraines from missing any target further out than 500 meters!

- Cower in utter terror as your enemies outmaneuver you using drones and strafe your position with 30mm gatling cannons and high-explosive rockets!

All this and more, in:

Spoiler

ArmA III

Sounds like a hell of a time. Too bad my graphics card would melt trying to run it.



This video sums up the hyper-realistic madness quite well.

Aye, I played the original Operation Flashpoint. Fun stuff back in the day; even now, it's still got its charm.

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07-08-2016, 06:59 PM
#43863 (95)
Suddenly, a stranger walks into your room with his/her camera on.

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07-09-2016, 04:16 AM
#43878 (96)
(07-08-2016, 06:58 PM)RevonZZ Wrote:
(07-08-2016, 06:53 PM)Nodoudt Wrote:
(07-08-2016, 06:26 PM)RevonZZ Wrote:
(07-08-2016, 06:16 PM)Nodoudt Wrote: Were you too unhealthy to join the military?

Are you barely able to hit the broad side of a barn with a firearm?

Can't read a map to save your life?

Well, now you have the opportunity to see just how miserably you would have failed in this exciting, next-generation shooter!

- Enjoy the soothing sounds of your own wheezing as you struggle to run up a hill wearing a full vest and ruck!

- Experience sensational migraines from missing any target further out than 500 meters!

- Cower in utter terror as your enemies outmaneuver you using drones and strafe your position with 30mm gatling cannons and high-explosive rockets!

All this and more, in:

Spoiler

ArmA III

Sounds like a hell of a time. Too bad my graphics card would melt trying to run it.



This video sums up the hyper-realistic madness quite well.

Aye, I played the original Operation Flashpoint. Fun stuff back in the day; even now, it's still got its charm.

ooooo yes, I played a bit of the original (was very young back then), and enjoyed Dragon Rising.

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07-12-2016, 06:43 PM
#43993 (97)
Youre a 7 foot tall green man shooting guns and getting yelled at by a naked blue AI lady
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07-15-2016, 03:28 PM (This post was last modified: 07-15-2016, 03:29 PM by Rukako.)
#44125 (98)
You're a slav kid that can't talk and plays with magnets, trying not to get abducted by some Russians guys.

If it exists, it's a fetish.
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07-24-2016, 03:20 PM
#44650 (99)
You die, a LOT. The only time you aren't dying is when you're standing in fire or running away from the possibility of dying.

And there's also a crow that takes your shit and gives you other shit.
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07-25-2016, 09:10 AM
#44682 (100)
Most people play it, except the people on this website because they're so fucking bad that they can't even start it. In the end everyone loses anyway, so there's really no point. It's one of the most satisfying games though, but if you lose your heart will be broken.

That's right I'm talking about the game of love man rip in peace my heart 2015.