Make a two-sentence horror story!

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01-03-2015, 05:13 AM
#1226 (1)
It's 3:00am now and I'm still awake in room. I'm not sure what's worse, the gaping faces staring at me from my mirror, or the voices under bed telling me not to look.

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01-03-2015, 05:29 AM
#1230 (2)
My mom was to be buried in a coffin near my house after she passed away, and my dad told me to leave her to rest in peace or her ghost would haunt me. The night after her burial scared me because I heard shrieking and screaming from her grave, but what horrified me even more was that it stopped the second night.

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01-03-2015, 06:25 AM
#1228 (3)
I wake up at 12:20 in the morning and people on the internet aren't immature fucks. Oh, the horror.

(also, never going to happen)
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01-04-2015, 10:21 PM
#1271 (4)
i came to this thread. had to write two sentences.

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01-04-2015, 10:26 PM
#1278 (5)
I tried to use the internet. The internet was kill.

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01-05-2015, 12:18 PM
#1295 (6)
Hi my name is Custy, and this is called minigun airport!

WELCOME TO JACKASS.

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01-09-2015, 01:09 AM
#1467 (7)
I type into the address bar: lewd.sx.
"portugal rules"

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01-09-2015, 02:13 AM
#1475 (8)
I come to forum for seks. Took it up the butt.
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01-09-2015, 03:14 PM
#1500 (9)
(01-09-2015, 02:13 AM)MainCharacter Wrote: I come to forum for seks. Took it up the butt.

read this. was horrified

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01-16-2015, 01:18 PM
#2007 (10)
Jamie held the pretty girl he met in Thailand against him, kissing her passionately, he wanted to go further, he pushed her onto the bed and laid next to her. He began to rub her panties as part of the foreplay, horror washed over him as the bulge grew in his hand.

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01-16-2015, 01:38 PM
#2011 (11)
Once there was a barnacle that was so ugly, everybody died.

The end.
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01-16-2015, 04:23 PM
#2022 (12)
I remember falling asleep at my comfy hotel in Portugal. I wake up in a cold bathtub with blood all over the sides and stitches on my abdomen.

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01-16-2015, 07:49 PM
#2041 (13)
Oh god I have diarrhea.

I don't think I can make it..

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01-18-2015, 09:13 AM
#2115 (14)
I turned on the TV. Sex in the City was on.

Based on a true story.

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01-18-2015, 09:29 AM
#2119 (15)
(01-18-2015, 09:13 AM)Senpai Wrote: I turned on the TV. Sex in the City was on.

Based on a true story.

2spooky/10.

I looked to my left. I saw senpai's face. (rekt)

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01-18-2015, 06:10 PM
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(01-18-2015, 09:29 AM)Uzinero Wrote:
(01-18-2015, 09:13 AM)Senpai Wrote: I turned on the TV. Sex in the City was on.

Based on a true story.

2spooky/10.

I looked to my left. I saw senpai's face. (rekt)

wow, rude. ;-;

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01-18-2015, 06:55 PM
#2140 (17)
'They said, "It'll take a while to get over your ex."
Not at 60mph.'
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01-19-2015, 10:38 AM (This post was last modified: 01-19-2015, 10:38 AM by Cbum.)
#2177 (18)
I turned on the radio. Justin Bieber was playing.

I was browsing pornhub. I accidentally clicked the gay category.

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01-19-2015, 02:22 PM
#2185 (19)
Checked outside my window. Saw rioting niggers outside.

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01-19-2015, 09:24 PM
#2288 (20)
Senpai made a noodle award. Forum was flooded with infinite man noods.
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01-21-2015, 06:25 AM
#2442 (21)
Returned to this thread. Scarred for life

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01-23-2015, 01:27 PM
#2668 (22)
I saw a black person. He was alive.