Lewd News - No. #17

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Here is the 17th issue of the Lewd News, written by the Writers group.

Sorry it's a little late yet again. People were busy again.

by @Nanashi

Flashy Flash
- Enjoy traps? You're gonna like Shounen Maid then. It's gonna be a TV series about a boy who's working as a maid because reasons... They Are My Noble Masters all over again? With a trap this time?
- SHAFT revealed a short feature movie about a new Madoka story. No more details have been shared yet, but I'll take a wild hint and expect this to be a short OVA in an alternative universe... don't take my words for granted, though.
- Assassination Classroom, the anime that just recently has finished, is getting a second season. And it's coming on January 7. More good stuff for good viewers!

Weekly Recap
She was a strong, independent woman, possibly the last person to lose to a young brat, such as Souma. And yet, when the moment came, she couldn't resist. Her body got aroused against her will, her arms, legs and breasts shaked, inviting alluringly. She tried to keep her honor, step back whilst she could, however the pleasure had been too close, nearly touching the tip of her tongue. He, Souma, that arrogant brat, were to satisfy her? What impudence! Never! And yet the primal lust could not be tamed, it was already too late... She let out a short, cute moan. She gave in at last. With a silent, obedient voice she started to beg him to come to her. Souma smiled widely - it was the moment he had waited for, the moment of dominance and satisfaction. While he pleasured her, the ecstasy and unimaginable happiness were like an explosion that filled her whole. After Souma finished, she was lying, breathless and fulfilled, on the floor of his diner.
~short synopsis based on the events from the first episode of Shokugeki no Souma.

So yeah, just read that wall of text and you'll know how this anime looks. Lots of ecchiness, best action after long years of poor shounens, and... cooking? You should probably watch that.

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Issue #16: Teddy

Teddy is a rising rapper from Aurora, Canada who has recently been releasing new tracks and ideas at an alarming pace. With only just over three thousand followers on soundcloud we can see that this is just the beginning. Don't let the followers fool you, in just two weeks his track 'Kiwi Skin' was able to pick up well over twenty thousand plays. As we can see, there's a lot of attention coming his way, so we might just see him break through soon.

by @losi

Sony working on a PS4 Remote Play app for PC and Mac

theverge.com Wrote:Remote Play is one of the PS4's more underrated features, probably because it only lets you stream your games to the ailing PS Vita and some equally ailing Sony smartphones. But if you have the equipment, it's a great way to free up a TV while playing games like Fallout 4 ― and it sounds like more people will be able to find that out soon. In a tweet, Sony's president of Worldwide Studios confirms that the company is working on a Remote Play app for PC and Mac.

The app should bring Sony in line with Microsoft, which launched Xbox One streaming functionality alongside Windows 10, while making PS4-owning Mac users happy too. The next step would hopefully be expanding mobile compatibility beyond Sony's own phones to the wider Android ecosystem and iOS. But even if that doesn't happen, the desktop app will let you continue your Destiny raid even if someone needs the TV in time for the football kickoff.


Sony tweeted out that they will have Remote Play coming to PC and Mac soon. An independent developer named Twisted is hoping to release his version for a price of $10 USD this Wednesday. This definitely sparked Sony into making their own Remote Play program. It seems that Sony was actually last this time. Xbox and Microsoft already have their own “Remote Play” feature with the Xbox One and Windows 10. Twisted PC Remote Play program link: http://tmacdev.com/2015/remote-play-pc-release/

Pi Zero: A full Raspberry Pi for just $5

arstechnica.com Wrote:Have you ever wanted a Raspberry Pi but thought that £16/$25―roughly three packs of cigarettes―was a little exorbitant for a complete computer capable of running Linux? Well, I have good news: the Raspberry Pi Foundation has just released the Pi Zero, a single-board computer that costs just £4/$5.
The Zero isn't just some add-on module or something like that, either―it's a full-fledged member of the Raspberry Pi family. The Zero is powered by a Broadcom BCM2835 (the same SoC in the Raspberry Pi 1), with a 1GHz ARM11 CPU core. There's 512MB of RAM; a micro SD slot; two micro USB sockets (data and power); and a mini HDMI socket that can output at 1080p60. Perhaps most importantly, though, the Zero has 40 GPIO pins with the same pinout as the Model A+, B+, and 2B. There's also some headers for RCA composite video out.

The ARM CPU, according to the Foundation, is 40 percent faster than the original Raspberry Pi 1 Models A, A+, B, and B+. The SoC, plus the RAM and the standard GPIO layout, means that the Zero has enough chutzpah to run Raspbian. It should also be fully compatible with most existing Raspberry Pi software and projects.

The other notable thing about the Zero, as you may have noticed from the photos and video, is that it's tiny. At 65mm long, 30mm wide, and 5mm tall, it's about half the size of a credit card.


Raspberry has announced another in their Pi line up with the Pi Zero. It's got a half gigabyte of ram, micro sd slot, mini hdmi, two micro USB sockets, and an ARM Cpu which is 40% faster than the original Pi. The hdmi port can send out full 1080p at a solid 60 fps. It also has 40 solderable ports for connections. The whole thing measures 65mm long, 30mm wide, and 5mm tall. Holy crap that's small! And the Pi Zero is selling for only $5!

Samsung begins mass production of 128GB DDR4 modules

hexus.net Wrote:The new RAM modules are aimed at enterprise servers and data centres. Joo Sun Choi, executive VP, Memory Sales and Marketing, Samsung Electronics summed up the attractiveness of the new 128GB modules, "our high speed, low-power 128GB TSV DRAM module will enable our global IT customers and partners to launch a new generation of enterprise solutions with dramatically improved efficiency and scalability for their investment."

TSV advanced circuitry connects the chip components using "hundreds of fine holes and vertically connected by electrodes passing through the holes, allowing for a significant boost in signal transmission," instead of traditional wire bonding, explains Samsung. A single 128GB TSV DDR4 RDIMM is composed of 144x DDR4 chips, arranged into 36x 4GB DRAM packages, each containing 4x 8Gb chips built on Samsung's 20nm process. Enhancing Samsung's design further, a master chip on each 4GB package embeds the data buffer function to optimise module performance and power consumption.


Samsung is currently destroying the memory and storage market at the moment. They released the 950 series of m.2 ssds as well as new 128GB DDR4 ram modules. Wow. Samsung claims server performance can be enhanced with the new 128GB modules facilitating data transfer speeds up to 2,400Mbps. That's nearly twice the performance of servers using 64GB LRDIMMs. And with the power efficiency of DDR4, these sticks will be using less power than the DDR3L. With these speeds so high I'm wondering of Samsung is partnering with Nvidia for their HBM2 Pascal GPUs. But that's just speculation.

Nvidia working on Geforce GTX 960 Ti

fudzilla.com Wrote:Nvidia currently has a big gap between the Geforce GTX 960, which is based on a fully enabled GM206 GPU and packs 1024 CUDA cores in 8 SMMs, and the Geforce GTX 970, which is based on the GM204 GPU and packs 1644 CUDA cores in 13 SMMs. According to a report which came from Chinese site Benchlife, the upcoming Geforce GTX 960 Ti will most likely be also based on the same GM204 Maxwell GPU and end up with either 10 or 11 enabled SMMs, which will leave it with 1280 or 1408 CUDA cores.

Nvidia already has a similar graphics card in its OEM lineup, called the GTX 960 OEM Edition, which has 10 enabled SMMs and 1280 CUDA cores. Nvidia could easily rebrand this OEM graphics card and push it into the channel as the GTX 960 Ti. The GTX 960 OEM Edition also packs a 192-bit memory interface which is a significant boost from the 128-bit one on the GTX 960.

AMD has apparently made a significant price cut all across its range of Radeon R9 Fury series, including the R9 Nano and the Radeon 300 series graphics cards but we believe that Nvidia still has a lot of room for price adjustments. Currently, the GTX 960 is priced at US $199 while the GTX 970 is priced at US $329, which suggest that the upcoming GTX 960 Ti could fit nicely with the US $249 price tag.


970, so I'm guessing it will have 3 gigs of Vram like the 780ti. This card is intended for the ~$250 price range and it will be competing with the R9 380X. I'm still scratching my head as I did with the release of the R9 380X because the GTX 960 4 gig edition comes in under the GTX 970 in price and in performance. A Gigabyte 960 with 4 gigs of GDDR5 comes in at ~$220, so even cheaper than the R9 380X and the GTX 960ti.

by @Mimi

Who else loves new!?
Just kidding just flip past this paragraph like everyone else...
Anyway, Freddie Gray, age 25 in baltimore was killed recently (nov 30), Black right movements are causing social attractions to stand against the cop, he'll be facing his court trial the following monday.

Pixee Fox, age 25 currently removed all 16 of her ribs just so she could reproduce her favorite cartoon characters. She has also recieved plastic surgery on her nose, boobs, recieved permanant makeup, lip injections and is now living her life to her "happiest" years. She also holds record of worlds smallest waist at 14 inches wearing a corset and 16 without.

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"Getting my ribs removed has always been a dream of mine, "

by @Senpai

We reached 29,000 posts.

Rii is back.

We moved servers seamlessly, with zero downtime.

I've decided to finish the flat theme and have somewhat scrapped my plans to make Lewd more "modern".

Some nice threads:

by @Katherine

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So around a week ago I posted the thread asking for submissions of peoples’ personality types according to this personality test. The results we got were pretty interesting, here’s a little write up of some of the conclusions we can come to based on this information.

So of the 16 different personality types listed, they’re divided into 4 categories based on trait groupings. For example all the analysts have the ‘Intuitive’ and ‘Thinking’ traits. You can read a little more about the theory the test is based on here, however it’s basically MBTI at it’s core.

The analysts were the only group of the 4, where all 4 types within it appeared in the thread. From this we can see that the intuitive and thinking traits are the most commonly shared within the userbase of Lewd.sx. The intuitive trait is also shared by the second most plentiful group of the thread, the diplomats. From this we can see that according to the site, our sample is mostly composed of people who are highly imaginative and creative which makes for vibrant and interesting conversation however also a slightly lack of grounding and focus when it comes to larger, more big picture topics.

The biggest divide or conflict in our sample was between that of the thinking vs feeling traits. This divide is occasionally apparent on our IM rooms or in threads where objectivity and facts can sometimes conflict with the desire to preserves the sensitivities of others and maintain harmony between everyone.

The largest personality type of the group was the logicians with 7 users submitting this type, closely followed by mediator with 6. Besides the personality types not registered, advocate and defender were the two fewest types with only one. The sentinels group also only had one user within it, composed of the single defender result, which is interesting considering this group is the most plentiful of the total results for the 16personalities website.

by @demigodchaos

Darth Vader is not evil.
To preface this, my knowledge of star wars is mostly from all 6 movies and the pen and paper game; I also consider Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader to be two separate people. As such this idea is based off of that information.

My roommate and I got thinking, and came to realize that in all honesty, Darth Vader himself is not really evil. He is simply a powerful leader trying to rule and expand the empire. The actions that he performs that would be considered 'evil' are honestly all in line with those of any current world leader. When he chokes out his own men, it is because of them questioning the orders of a higher military member without reason. The assault on hoth was simply an assault on the rebels who would be considered traitors to the empire, and as hoth has no real resources and is just a tactical base, it makes it an authorized combat zone. Admittedly, the destruction of Alderaan was a bit excessive, but was not by the order of Vader, but by that of Moff Tarkin. Even when following the orders of the Emperor, who admittedly is evil, he is just doing what any other general would do and he followed his orders from his commanding officer. It may just slightly be me not liking the jedi, but Vader isn't really a bad guy as much as an honest General doing his job for the empire he believes in.

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12-02-2015, 08:30 AM
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Nice for my first news edition. Good read.
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12-02-2015, 08:49 AM
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Whoa it's getting bigger. Thanks people.
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12-02-2015, 09:51 AM
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That girl who wants to look like barbie must be suicidal

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12-02-2015, 10:28 AM
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I imagine if that girl with out the ribs fell on her stomach she would get major internal bleeding. Sounds pretty dumb.

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12-02-2015, 11:39 AM
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Thanks for the heads up yet again. And really nice Lewd News as well.

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12-02-2015, 12:31 PM
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(12-02-2015, 10:28 AM)losi Wrote: I imagine if that girl with out the ribs fell on her stomach she would get major internal bleeding. Sounds pretty dumb.

If feel like she doesn't have a lot of caring people in her life... 


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12-03-2015, 03:24 AM
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Great post!

I've been thinking about getting one of those Raspberry Pis since they are so cheap and it'll give me some experience with them. $5 bucks for one is insanely cheap and I'm pretty sure they were free if you purchased their MagPi Magazine or something like that.

That chick is insane for trying to become a cartoon character in real life. Who in their right mind would even accept the task of removing her ribs?

Also thanks for including my thread in the news, I'll try to make some more quality posts!
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12-03-2015, 03:48 PM
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I wonder how she even stays upright, I can't even imagine living without those ribs.

Also wouldn't it make more sense to put meta on the very bottom or is it okay whatever?

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12-03-2015, 03:58 PM
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(12-03-2015, 03:48 PM)Lokorfi Wrote: I wonder how she even stays upright, I can't even imagine living without those ribs.

Also wouldn't it make more sense to put meta on the very bottom or is it okay whatever?

It's more of the spine that helps you stand, not the ribs

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12-03-2015, 04:26 PM
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Lol she's gonna die within the next few years.
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12-03-2015, 07:11 PM
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I can't even think of how one would go about safely having one's ribs removed.

I liked this edition particularly, not sure why. Probably just liked the philosophy and misc bits.

In reality, all he's doing is pushing the same buttons he always has, nothing has changed. The longer he spends here, the more invested he gets, the more he forgets which life is the real one.
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