Lewd News - No. #1

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Here we are with the first issue of the Lewd News, written by the Writers group.

by @Vosaiu

Gamescom, an annual trade fair for video games, was held this week (Aug 5-9). Along with it, trailers for AAA titles such as Scalebound, Dark Souls 3, Doom, and Just Cause 3 were released.

Nintendo of America has confirmed that the "Squid Girl" costume (based off of the character "Ika Musume" from Squid Girl) will be coming to North American versions of Splatoon.

Destiny's upcoming DLC, The Taken King, will change the current leveling system by giving players a single character boost to level 34. This was added to help newcomers jump right into the expansion. The new level cap, 40, will be reached by gaining experience instead of equipping high-defense armor.


Splatoon DLC

Destiny's changes to the leveling system

by @suicid3Panda

Remember Konami? Back in my day, they worked on some of the most beloved gaming franchises. They brought us Metal Gear, Contra, and my personal favorite, Suikoden. Today, just like a yandere girlfriend, they spend their time axing the ones they used to love. After killing Silent Hills and cutting Hideo Kojima, Konami has targeted its next victim, Castlevania. What do they have in mind for their estranged love? Why, they  will cut off its face and put it on a new creation — forcing their new plaything to dance around as a crudely constructed Frankenstein's monster — an empty shell of its original form :heart:

What's the future of Castlevania? A pachinko machine. That's right, its one of those gaming machines where you gamble with marbles.  US companies used to do similar with intellectual properties pinball machines but in a somewhat less egregious fashion. Feel free to watch the trailer and see for yourself. It's actually kind of hot!

by @demigodchaos

So yea this is a bit late, but here is my thoughts on the american ideal of production.... so here I am on a Saturday coming into to work where everyone has to come in, but only half the work force actually comes in to work.  Well we all come in, and then half way through the work day, the boss of the factory who was the only supervisor to come in, decides to send anyone who is employed home, leaving all the temp workers to finish up the rest of the work that needs to be done.  Which makes me wonder is this just a company trying to make more money off of the fact temp workers make less money than the employed, saving the company money? or are they giving more moral and happiness bonus to those who earned the fact they got employed?

by @Nanashi

Onsen Yousei Hakone-chan - in October!
I'm guessing creating new anime adaptations based on manga that aren't yet finished is a new fad. Which explains why Onsen Yousei Hakone-chan, the title that to date counts a mere two tomes, will get an anime adaptation this October. It'll be a random, slice of life-styled comedy taking place in Hakone hot springs, where one of the spirits of said hot springs has lost her power and turned into a normal girl. The producers, Asahi Production and Production Reed, revealed it'll count thirteen episodes.

Aki Sora: Yume no Naka - English dubbing?!
Heard this title? I bet you did. The anime following the taboo relationship of a brother an sister is already quite infamous... and yet it will get an English dubbing, as Kitty Media announced. No other details have been revealed as of yet.

Netoge no Yome wa Onna no Ko ja nai to Omotta? gets an anime adaptation!
Ah, Kadokawa, how you love surprising us. Another anime revealed, and what is it? Netoge no Yome wa Onna no Ko ja nai to Omotta? (loosely translated: I Thought My Online Game Wife Wasn't A Girl?), an adaptation of the light novel series by Shibai Kineko and... Hisasi. That's right, Hisasi, the author known rather for his hentai doujinishi. The anime will tell the story of Hideki Nishimura, who once confessed to someone online, to discover later that this person was a man. He keeps it to himself and is reluctant to trust online "girls" again. Later on, however, somebody confesses to him online - and it's a girl named Ako Tamaki, who's a loner because of her problems in discriminating between real life and online world. You can see the covers of the light novels here.

by @Kieru

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Issue #1: BONES

BONES is a rapper/artist based out of Muir Beach, California. He is known most for his style and glitchy VHS-style music videos, not to mention the pace that he puts these out. In just three short years the rapper has put out 18 albums and counting under this alias, not to mention the other countless releases as "[email protected] kid". One reason for this being that some songs may only be one verse. When asked why there are such a multitude of songs with only one verse to them, he just simply smiled and stated "Until they start paying me I'm gonna keep it one verse.", but though labels have contacted them, he doesn't respond because he "Just doesn't want to sell music, because I've never bought music", and speculates on making money from physical copies instead. Up until this day Bones keeps putting out albums through his teams website, teamsesh.com, free of charge for everyone to download. Bones has already put out two albums just this year and a third will most likely be coming soon, and we'll definitely stay tuned.
BONES on Twitter
BONES on Facebook
BONES on SoundCloud

by @Senpai

In the past week, we've reached a milestone of 1k threads and 420 members.

New changes include:
  • The love button
  • IP addresses are now only logged down to the country level. (eg.
  • pomf.is became a thing, and will soon become more of a thing.
  • A few bugs on lewdchan were fixed.

Some nice threads:

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08-10-2015, 09:08 AM
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It's good to hear from the gaming and anime industry, but I'm wondering whether @losi will be doing a tech corner on here?

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08-10-2015, 10:36 AM
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(08-10-2015, 09:08 AM)Lokorfi Wrote: It's good to hear from the gaming and anime industry, but I'm wondering whether @losi will be doing a tech corner on here?

I kinda messed up and posted it independently. Next week I will be contributing.

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08-10-2015, 10:51 AM
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This was all very informative. Now I'm stoked about the Squid Girl DLC!
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08-10-2015, 11:35 AM
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Pachinko Castlevania?

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08-10-2015, 11:55 AM
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Well, there goes Castlevania.

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08-10-2015, 11:58 AM
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Huh, this is a nice community project :D I'll try to think if there's some way I could contribute.

Also, the Splatoon DLC looks really nice.

In reality, all he's doing is pushing the same buttons he always has, nothing has changed. The longer he spends here, the more invested he gets, the more he forgets which life is the real one.
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08-10-2015, 02:42 PM
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I don't play Splatoon, but I'm pretty sure I'll see my brother hop on that Ika Musume costume as soon as it gets released.

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08-10-2015, 05:06 PM
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Vomit cake doe (x

will you make one of these threads every week ? ^^

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08-10-2015, 05:07 PM
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(08-10-2015, 05:06 PM)Nekololiz Wrote: will you make one of these threads every week ? ^^

Yep, we will. :)

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08-10-2015, 05:24 PM
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(08-10-2015, 10:36 AM)losi Wrote:
(08-10-2015, 09:08 AM)Lokorfi Wrote: It's good to hear from the gaming and anime industry, but I'm wondering whether @losi will be doing a tech corner on here?

I kinda messed up and posted it independently. Next week I will be contributing.

I'm glad to hear that :) It's very informative to see your threads about the latest stuff.

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08-15-2015, 03:15 PM (This post was last modified: 08-15-2015, 03:15 PM by Lancelot.)
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By Mr.moe 。◕‿◕。
New device can immediately target and destroy deadly blood clots developed by Australian researchers which can treat heart attack and stroke patients right there in the ambulance, It'll be definitely useful in our days, there are many people who got heart attacks from drugs, pulmonary embolism, Agra, cope, ecstasy, alcohol or even partying very hard for days nonstop, and many other things not to mention it takes only few minutes to start working and it can be used in any emergency situations thanks to it's portable feature.

LG unveils its new flexible, paper-thin TV
LG has shocked us by showing off their bendable TV, which means no more cords, TV cabinets, and rickety stands but that's not all, their new organic light-emitting diode (OLED) displays are not only flexible enough to curve around the walls and corners of your home or office, theyâ€re virtually impossible to break, and are thinner and lighter than any LCD screen currently on the market, however they said "We are confident that by 2017, we will successfully develop an Ultra HD flexible and transparent OLED panel of more than 60 inches, which will have transmittance of more than 40 percent and a curvature radius of 100R, thereby leading the future display market," In-Byung Kang, LG Display's senior vice president and head of the R&D Centre, 


Droplets levitate over blue light cushion
a couple of french researchers found a new way to levitate liquid droplets by using stream of electricity to create a tiny cushion of plasma and they have found easy method to generate freely movable micro plasma, It sounds it belongs to realm of fantasy but scientists have actually become quite skilled at levitating small objects using sound waves and magnets and now french researchers have now devised even a new method which is managing to float liquid droplets using plasma.

Reinventing the shower: new shower head uses 70% less water and Prototypes are being tested at Apple, Google, and Stanford University, I can see your creepy smile :P, Jk so anyway, it looks very cool, and instead of shower head from the top, youâ€ve got three, and with a second output of water that can be adjusted to hit you squarely in the back or stomach, which makes it looks kinda full of flow? but The team explains how this works at the Nebia website: "Our technology uses nozzles designed to atomise water under extreme pressure, so that a stream of water is broken up into millions of droplets. The surface area of these droplets is 10 times that of a normal shower water droplet, enabling the shower to use much less water but get you just as wet."


ffs, why no one tells me T^T, I just made this one like in few minutes

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