Kickass Cookie Recipe

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08-05-2015, 02:01 PM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2015, 02:03 PM by losi.)
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Get this straight. I don't know how my family got this recipe. My family has been using this recipe for about ~20 or so years now. So before I was born. I recommend cutting the recipe in half. The whole recipe will bake ~110 cookies or so.

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08-05-2015, 03:25 PM
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112? Godamn. Anyways, thanks for this recipe tho. :3
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08-05-2015, 05:09 PM
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Jesus, losi. You got some ancient history right there.

Alright, I've always wanted to try baking for myself. I'll keep this recipe in hand whenever I get the need to :3

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08-05-2015, 05:16 PM
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(08-05-2015, 05:09 PM)Lokorfi Wrote: Jesus, losi. You got some ancient history right there.

Alright, I've always wanted to try baking for myself. I'll keep this recipe in hand whenever I get the need to :3

You bet! There's a ton of stains from vanilla extract and other ingredients on there. :D

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08-05-2015, 05:19 PM
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(08-05-2015, 05:16 PM)losi Wrote:
(08-05-2015, 05:09 PM)Lokorfi Wrote: Jesus, losi. You got some ancient history right there.

Alright, I've always wanted to try baking for myself. I'll keep this recipe in hand whenever I get the need to :3

You bet! There's a ton of stains from vanilla extract and other ingredients on there. :D

What is "lamination"? Seriously bruh, invest in some packing tape and cover that bad boi.

On topic: I'm more of a brownie person. RIP.

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08-05-2015, 06:00 PM
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Thanks losi, I'm gonna have to make these sometime.

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08-05-2015, 06:52 PM
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(08-05-2015, 05:19 PM)Victory Wrote:
(08-05-2015, 05:16 PM)losi Wrote:
(08-05-2015, 05:09 PM)Lokorfi Wrote: Jesus, losi. You got some ancient history right there.

Alright, I've always wanted to try baking for myself. I'll keep this recipe in hand whenever I get the need to :3

You bet! There's a ton of stains from vanilla extract and other ingredients on there. :D

What is "lamination"? Seriously bruh, invest in some packing tape and cover that bad boi.

On topic: I'm more of a brownie person. RIP.

Naw. It's all part of the feeling. The recipe smells of flour and vanilla everytime I pick it up.

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08-07-2015, 08:07 AM
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If they had this for 20+ years, how was the recipe printed off what appears to be a chain email from the early 2000s?
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Then again I guess that's just under 20 years ago so it makes sense....

But yeah, Thanks for this!  I'm making these today! Will post pics. 
God damn, that's a complicated recipe though!
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08-07-2015, 04:13 PM (This post was last modified: 08-07-2015, 11:02 PM by None_At_All. Edit Reason: size)
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Just going to transcribe the recipe here for eveyone's copy-pasting convenience:


>>that every cookie lover in the United States with an e-mail account has

a
>>$250.00 cookie recipe from Neiman-Marcus... for free. She replied,
>>"I wish you wouldn't do this." I said, "Well, you should have thought
>>of that before you ripped me off," and slammed down the phone on her.
>>So, here it is!!! Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you
>>can possibly think of. I paid $250 dollars for this... I don't want
>>Nieman-Marcus to *ever* get another penny off of this recipe....
>>$250 DOLLAR COOKIE RECIPE:
>> 2 cups butter_____________________(1C)
>> 4 cups flour______________________(2C)
>> 2 tsp. soda_______________________(1tsp)
>> 2 cups sugar______________________(1C)
>> 5 cups blended oatmeal **_________(2.5C)
>> 24 oz.chocolate chips_____________(12oz)
>> 2 cups brown sugar________________(1C)
>> 1 tsp. salt_______________________(0.5tsp)
>> 1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)______(4oz)
>> 4 eggs____________________________(2 eggs)
>> 2 tsp. baking powder______________(1tsp)
>> 3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)_(1.5C)
>> 2 tsp. vanilla____________________(1tsp)
>> ** Measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder.
>> *optional* add 1 cup raisins; add at end
>> Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla; mix
>> together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add
>> chocolate chips, Hershey Bar and nuts. Roll into balls and
>> place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10
>> minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.
>> 


@losi could you tell me what I got wrong? some bits weren't very clear since the pencil kind of faded away

I just realized I'm being the opposite of my display group :T

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08-07-2015, 07:45 PM
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(08-07-2015, 04:13 PM)None_At_All Wrote: Just going to transcribe the recipe here for eveyone's copy-pasting convenience:


>>that every cookie lover in the United States with an e-mail account has

a
>>$250.00 cookie recipe from Neiman-Marcus... for free. She replied,
>>"I wish you wouldn't do this." I said, "Well, you should have thought
>>of that before you ripped me off," and slammed down the phone on her.
>>So, here it is!!! Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you
>>can possibly think of. I paid $250 dollars for this... I don't want
>>Nieman-Marcus to *ever* get another penny off of this recipe....
>>$250 DOLLAR COOKIE RECIPE:
>> 2 cups butter_____________________(1C)
>> 4 cups flour______________________(2C)
>> 2 tsp. soda_______________________(1tsp)
>> 2 cups sugar______________________(??)
>> 5 cups blended oatmeal **_________(2.5C)
>> 24 oz.chocolate chips_____________(??)
>> 2 cups brown sugar________________(1C)
>> 1 tsp. salt_______________________(0.5tsp)
>> 1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)______(??)
>> 4 eggs____________________________(2 eggs)
>> 2 tsp. baking powder______________(1tsp)
>> 3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)_(2?)
>> 2 tsp. vanilla____________________(1tsp)
>> ** Measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder.
>> *optional* add 1 cup raisins; add at end
>> Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla; mix
>> together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add
>> chocolate chips, Hershey Bar and nuts. Roll into balls and
>> place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10
>> minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.
>> 


@losi could you tell me what I got wrong? some bits weren't very clear since the pencil kind of faded away

I just realized I'm being the opposite of my display group :T

Thanks for the transcribe. What the pencil markings were about were just the base recipe cut in half. The original recipe makes ~110 cookies. So my family cut the recipe in half.

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08-07-2015, 11:03 PM
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(08-07-2015, 07:45 PM)losi Wrote:
(08-07-2015, 04:13 PM)None_At_All Wrote: Just going to transcribe the recipe here for eveyone's copy-pasting convenience:


>>that every cookie lover in the United States with an e-mail account has

a
>>$250.00 cookie recipe from Neiman-Marcus... for free. She replied,
>>"I wish you wouldn't do this." I said, "Well, you should have thought
>>of that before you ripped me off," and slammed down the phone on her.
>>So, here it is!!! Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you
>>can possibly think of. I paid $250 dollars for this... I don't want
>>Nieman-Marcus to *ever* get another penny off of this recipe....
>>$250 DOLLAR COOKIE RECIPE:
>> 2 cups butter_____________________(1C)
>> 4 cups flour______________________(2C)
>> 2 tsp. soda_______________________(1tsp)
>> 2 cups sugar______________________(??)
>> 5 cups blended oatmeal **_________(2.5C)
>> 24 oz.chocolate chips_____________(??)
>> 2 cups brown sugar________________(1C)
>> 1 tsp. salt_______________________(0.5tsp)
>> 1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)______(??)
>> 4 eggs____________________________(2 eggs)
>> 2 tsp. baking powder______________(1tsp)
>> 3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)_(2?)
>> 2 tsp. vanilla____________________(1tsp)
>> ** Measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder.
>> *optional* add 1 cup raisins; add at end
>> Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla; mix
>> together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add
>> chocolate chips, Hershey Bar and nuts. Roll into balls and
>> place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10
>> minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.
>> 


@losi could you tell me what I got wrong? some bits weren't very clear since the pencil kind of faded away

I just realized I'm being the opposite of my display group :T

Thanks for the transcribe. What the pencil markings were about were just the base recipe cut in half. The original recipe makes ~110 cookies. So my family cut the recipe in half.

Alright, I think it's fully transcribed properly now ^^

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08-08-2015, 01:32 AM
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Here they are! They came out great!  I cut the recipe in half a second time because 50 cookies was still a bit much. I also let them stay in the oven for 2 extra minutes cause I made the balls kinda big.  Still, pretty good recipe.  I want to make it again, but I want to use peanut butter chips instead of chocolate. I think that would go well with the Hershey shavings. Maybe I could even omit all the chocolate and add the raisins and some whole oats. Thanks again for the recipe! 


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08-08-2015, 01:34 AM
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(08-08-2015, 01:32 AM)suicid3Panda Wrote: Here they are! They came out great!  I cut the recipe in half a second time because 50 cookies was still a bit much. I also let them stay in the oven for 2 extra minutes cause I made the balls kinda big.  Still, pretty good recipe.  I want to make it again, but I want to use peanut butter chips instead of chocolate. I think that would go well with the Hershey shavings. Maybe I could even omit all the chocolate and add the raisins and some whole oats. Thanks again for the recipe! 


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08-08-2015, 01:42 AM
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(08-08-2015, 01:34 AM)Equinox Wrote:
(08-08-2015, 01:32 AM)suicid3Panda Wrote: Here they are! They came out great!  I cut the recipe in half a second time because 50 cookies was still a bit much. I also let them stay in the oven for 2 extra minutes cause I made the balls kinda big.  Still, pretty good recipe.  I want to make it again, but I want to use peanut butter chips instead of chocolate. I think that would go well with the Hershey shavings. Maybe I could even omit all the chocolate and add the raisins and some whole oats. Thanks again for the recipe! 


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08-08-2015, 03:04 AM
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Ive got some free time tommorow, ill probably make some of these. c:
Thanks b0ss.

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08-08-2015, 12:57 PM (This post was last modified: 08-08-2015, 12:58 PM by losi.)
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(08-08-2015, 01:32 AM)suicid3Panda Wrote: Here they are! They came out great!  I cut the recipe in half a second time because 50 cookies was still a bit much. I also let them stay in the oven for 2 extra minutes cause I made the balls kinda big.  Still, pretty good recipe.  I want to make it again, but I want to use peanut butter chips instead of chocolate. I think that would go well with the Hershey shavings. Maybe I could even omit all the chocolate and add the raisins and some whole oats. Thanks again for the recipe! 

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MY HOMIE. I'm glad you tried the recipe. They're some kick ass cookies.

(08-08-2015, 03:04 AM)Rii Wrote: Ive got some free time tommorow, ill probably make some of these. c:
Thanks b0ss.

I'm glad I could help. Have fun! <3

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08-08-2015, 01:42 PM
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I should try these, thanks @losi

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