Horse Meat

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06-29-2015, 07:33 PM
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I love horse meat, it's great, most people don't understand though: they never try it and just think I'm a weirdo for eating it. But now there's a whole new level of those kinds of people floating around, and they're cringey as fuck.

Basically, these people call themselves "Horse Activists" which means sending bomb threats to restaurants that try to serve horse, and promoting the rounding up of tens of thousands of horses into feeding lots as a "humane alternative" to eating them. They're either completely retarded or just get off on being self righteous in every aspect of their lives possible.

Seriously there is literally nothing wrong with eating a horse, tons of people do it; why aren't you eating horse meat yet, lewd? It's great.

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06-29-2015, 08:11 PM
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I'd try it but where in the heck do they serve horse meat to begin with? Is it in the Burger King's chicken nuggets because that would explain why those nugs are so cheap...but yea i'd try it

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06-29-2015, 08:19 PM
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Well you could always go to a horse ranch or something.

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06-29-2015, 08:23 PM
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(06-29-2015, 08:11 PM)kida Wrote: I'd try it but where in the heck do they serve horse meat to begin with?

Yeah it's ... pretty hard to find in most places. I have looked around to see if you can get any online, like, canned. The closest thing I have seen is a can of meat, with a horse outline on it, and it roughly translates (from German) to "meat product made from horse meat". I think I'm gonna order it. It could just be regular horse meat, who knows? You can make it taste like different things anyway depending on how you prepare it. My grandmother would make meatballs with it, and it'd taste almost like pork sausage, so I have faith that bootleg horsemeat can be pout to use somehow.

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06-29-2015, 09:16 PM
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I'd definitely try it, would probably only buy it from a resturant though.

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06-29-2015, 09:23 PM
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I am a common consumer of meat, and I'd honestly like to try it.
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06-29-2015, 09:31 PM
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(06-29-2015, 09:23 PM)Jaiden Wrote: I am a common consumer of meat

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(06-29-2015, 09:31 PM)Poochy Wrote:
(06-29-2015, 09:23 PM)Jaiden Wrote: I am a common consumer of meat

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T-that's lewd ;_;
Chicken and steak tho.
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06-29-2015, 09:46 PM
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(06-29-2015, 07:33 PM)CuteHat Wrote: I love horse meat, it's great, most people don't understand though: they never try it and just think I'm a weirdo for eating it. But now there's a whole new level of those kinds of people floating around, and they're cringey as fuck.

Basically, these people call themselves "Horse Activists" which means sending bomb threats to restaurants that try to serve horse, and promoting the rounding up of tens of thousands of horses into feeding lots as a "humane alternative" to eating them. They're either completely retarded or just get off on being self righteous in every aspect of their lives possible.

Seriously there is literally nothing wrong with eating a horse, tons of people do it; why aren't you eating horse meat yet, lewd? It's great.

I'm too busy eating crocodiles.


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06-29-2015, 09:53 PM
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While I know that this is a horse meat thread, I am in severe love with seafood.

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06-29-2015, 10:04 PM
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(06-29-2015, 09:53 PM)Lokorfi Wrote: While I know that this is a horse meat thread, I am in severe love with seafood.

Seahorse meat?

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06-29-2015, 10:06 PM
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(06-29-2015, 10:04 PM)Poochy Wrote:
(06-29-2015, 09:53 PM)Lokorfi Wrote: While I know that this is a horse meat thread, I am in severe love with seafood.

Seahorse meat?

I'd eat that.

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06-29-2015, 10:07 PM
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(06-29-2015, 10:06 PM)CuteHat Wrote:
(06-29-2015, 10:04 PM)Poochy Wrote:
(06-29-2015, 09:53 PM)Lokorfi Wrote: While I know that this is a horse meat thread, I am in severe love with seafood.

Seahorse meat?

I'd eat that.

tbh I'd probably try anything that wasn't domesticated.

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06-29-2015, 10:07 PM
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(06-29-2015, 10:04 PM)Poochy Wrote:
(06-29-2015, 09:53 PM)Lokorfi Wrote: While I know that this is a horse meat thread, I am in severe love with seafood.

Seahorse meat?

Er, not that one yet.

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06-29-2015, 10:32 PM
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Just go to Burger King; they make their food with horse meat.

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06-29-2015, 10:37 PM
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I thought it was illegal in the USA. I've never tried it.

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06-29-2015, 10:44 PM
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I'm allergic to a ton of proteins, so adding horse as an option might be good for me. I can't eat soy, eggs, shellfish, or pork, and I can only eat a limited amount of beef. I survive off chicken and fish.
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06-29-2015, 10:49 PM
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(06-29-2015, 10:37 PM)losi Wrote: I thought it was illegal in the USA. I've never tried it.

I read that it's illegal in some states (Texas was mentioned by name), but you can find it in Asian markets in the US. It will usually say "Not fit for human consumption" because it is sold as like high class dog food, but it's a lie, that horse was meant to be eaten, the man just says no.

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06-29-2015, 11:02 PM (This post was last modified: 06-29-2015, 11:02 PM by None_At_All.)
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Huh, it sounds interesting. I'm always looking for interesting options for the palate.

Wow, that sounded pretentious as all hell ._.
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06-30-2015, 06:13 AM
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(06-29-2015, 10:44 PM)suicid3Panda Wrote: I'm allergic to a ton of proteins, so adding horse as an option might be good for me.  I can't eat soy, eggs, shellfish, or pork, and I can only eat a limited amount of beef. I survive off chicken and fish.

My god that sounds really depressing. I feel really bad for you.

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#9447 (21)
I would not say no to some horse meat, food is food ^^

^If its from a injured horse that would get slaughtered anyway it shouldn't be a problem for anyone ?

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06-30-2015, 07:42 AM
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(06-30-2015, 06:13 AM)Lokorfi Wrote:
(06-29-2015, 10:44 PM)suicid3Panda Wrote: I'm allergic to a ton of proteins, so adding horse as an option might be good for me.  I can't eat soy, eggs, shellfish, or pork, and I can only eat a limited amount of beef. I survive off chicken and fish.

My god that sounds really depressing. I feel really bad for you.

It just sucks cuz no pork means no to a lot of things in the US.  Ham, pepperoni, bacon, salami, sausage... *kills self*
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06-30-2015, 10:07 AM
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(06-30-2015, 07:42 AM)suicid3Panda Wrote: It just sucks cuz no pork means no to a lot of things in the US.  Ham, pepperoni, bacon, salami, sausage... *kills self*

oh no ;w;

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06-30-2015, 04:37 PM
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(06-30-2015, 07:42 AM)suicid3Panda Wrote:
(06-30-2015, 06:13 AM)Lokorfi Wrote:
(06-29-2015, 10:44 PM)suicid3Panda Wrote: I'm allergic to a ton of proteins, so adding horse as an option might be good for me.  I can't eat soy, eggs, shellfish, or pork, and I can only eat a limited amount of beef. I survive off chicken and fish.

My god that sounds really depressing. I feel really bad for you.

It just sucks cuz no pork means no to a lot of things in the US.  Ham, pepperoni, bacon, salami, sausage... *kills self*

It's okay, there's a lot of good things that can come from chicken! If you have a Costco nearby, you should definitely try some rotisserie chicken!

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06-30-2015, 04:55 PM
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(06-30-2015, 04:37 PM)Lokorfi Wrote:  If you have a Costco nearby, you should definitely try some rotisserie chicken!

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