[Forum game] Writing the Lewd.sx novel

by Axari

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08-28-2015, 07:35 PM
#16370 (1)
Every time you choke the chicken, knead the dough, [insert shitty metaphor to masturbate here], come to this thread, and write a sentence. Try to continue what the last person said.

Goal 2,000 sentences by February 2016

Every month we'll have a count.

I'll start:
In the dimly lit room, a computer screen was glowing, Lewd.sx upon it.

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08-28-2015, 08:04 PM
#16377 (2)
Sitting in the worn chair in front of the screen was a strange, wiry man, his fingers pale and bony.

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08-28-2015, 09:03 PM
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The man was looking at some dank memes from 8chan.

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08-29-2015, 03:44 AM (This post was last modified: 08-29-2015, 04:52 AM by FukuchiChiisaia.)
#16396 (4)
Then he discovered a random link that could be show him a portal to a world with time divergence 1.098333232.

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08-29-2015, 04:29 AM
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What he did not opt for, however, is that this might be a point of no return...

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08-29-2015, 04:53 AM (This post was last modified: 08-29-2015, 04:54 AM by FukuchiChiisaia. Edit Reason: some edit)
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Because his curiousness grew deep and deeper, he decided to click the link.

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08-29-2015, 07:51 AM
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"Huh?" He wondered as the page loaded up, displaying various cartoon characters form his childhood."
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08-29-2015, 09:28 PM
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However, something was off.. it was almost as if they were in obscene poses.

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08-29-2015, 09:52 PM
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He was shocked and repulsed as he thought to himself, "This is disgusting," but his massive, throbbing erection said otherwise.

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08-29-2015, 10:44 PM
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Even while uttering words of clear dislike, he could not stop looking at these graphic images, and soon, he was stuck in a trance.

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08-31-2015, 11:03 AM
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Suddenly, he teleported to another world. A World that have a different time divergence. He gone back to 5 minutes 78 ago.

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09-07-2015, 08:11 PM
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He couldn't properly comprehend what happened so he passed out

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09-07-2015, 10:25 PM
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The next morning, he woke up with two things: a massive headache, and a pile of beer bottles by his side.

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06-12-2017, 06:22 PM
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After futilely trying to ignore the sunlight piercing his eyes the man lurches out of his bed and treads carefully along the floor lest he slip on a beer bottle that has rolled away from the pile.

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06-12-2017, 07:18 PM
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on mornings like this, dragging himself through his apartment which seems a little more broken apart, a little more abandoned whenever you close your eyes for a while, the sunlight always filters through the half-closed blinds in an unflattering attempt at lighting up the place. the thrown-away bottles and overturned furniture start to resemble derelict art installments the harder you squint. waking up in the sunlight, day after day, he could almost forget the way everything else fell apart. the man sighs and stumbles through the kitchen, trying to find some way to stop his head from pounding.

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11-11-2017, 08:01 PM
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On a hot sunny day on 28 July 2014, his trance beats him to it; he imagines a kingdom as small as an island in the middle of nowhere.

"Distinguish the fictitious from the real, and your sanity will be preserved." ~ LucianDreamer

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