[Forum game] Writing the Lewd.sx novel

by Axari

Axari
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08-28-2015, 07:35 PM
#16370 (1)
Every time you choke the chicken, knead the dough, [insert shitty metaphor to masturbate here], come to this thread, and write a sentence. Try to continue what the last person said.

Goal 2,000 sentences by February 2016

Every month we'll have a count.

I'll start:
In the dimly lit room, a computer screen was glowing, Lewd.sx upon it.



Count
  • August 2015: TBD
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08-28-2015, 08:04 PM
#16377 (2)
Sitting in the worn chair in front of the screen was a strange, wiry man, his fingers pale and bony.

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08-28-2015, 09:03 PM
#16379 (3)
The man was looking at some dank memes from 8chan.

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08-29-2015, 03:44 AM (This post was last modified: 08-29-2015, 04:52 AM by FukuchiChiisaia.)
#16396 (4)
Then he discovered a random link that could be show him a portal to a world with time divergence 1.098333232.

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08-29-2015, 04:29 AM
#16398 (5)
What he did not opt for, however, is that this might be a point of no return...

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08-29-2015, 04:53 AM (This post was last modified: 08-29-2015, 04:54 AM by FukuchiChiisaia. Edit Reason: some edit)
#16399 (6)
Because his curiousness grew deep and deeper, he decided to click the link.

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08-29-2015, 07:51 AM
#16408 (7)
"Huh?" He wondered as the page loaded up, displaying various cartoon characters form his childhood."
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08-29-2015, 09:28 PM
#16440 (8)
However, something was off.. it was almost as if they were in obscene poses.

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08-29-2015, 09:52 PM
#16443 (9)
He was shocked and repulsed as he thought to himself, "This is disgusting," but his massive, throbbing erection said otherwise.

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08-29-2015, 10:44 PM
#16445 (10)
Even while uttering words of clear dislike, he could not stop looking at these graphic images, and soon, he was stuck in a trance.

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08-31-2015, 11:03 AM
#16569 (11)
Suddenly, he teleported to another world. A World that have a different time divergence. He gone back to 5 minutes 78 ago.

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09-07-2015, 08:11 PM
#17037 (12)
He couldn't properly comprehend what happened so he passed out

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09-07-2015, 10:25 PM
#17058 (13)
The next morning, he woke up with two things: a massive headache, and a pile of beer bottles by his side.

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