Can you cook? Everyone can cook said a rat. Little he knew that a rat in the kitchen raised an uproar into the Health Department and the restaurant had to be closed.
Can't cook? Stay around, you could get some really nice advice.
Almost burnt your house? Tell us how so we don't do it.
I have a lot of marmalade jars which haven't been opened since about 5 or 6 years ago, surprisingly enough, they're edible and taste better than ever.
I also made chili con carne the other day with a pita bread cover just like in Food Wars and ended up just great.