First kissu-desu

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09-09-2015, 04:58 PM (This post was last modified: 09-09-2015, 05:56 PM by Jebbika.)
#17229 (1)
So it's been a while since I've posted and boy has it been lonely not speaking to yu guys. ;-; 
I just never really found anything good to write about y'know?
But then it occurred to me, something that would make a funny story. Also, just a heads up, sorry to those who're forever alone. But uhm, how was your first kiss? Since it was your first, I bet it'll be embarrassing, or maybe you're just a natural playa to begin with.
I just want to giggle at your embarrassing stories, so it doesn't really need to be your first as long as I can giggle and we can all talk. <3

So, since I may end up torturing you guys, I'll go first.

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So I was like, oh god how old was I? Uhm it was in year 4 so I was about in my mid 8s. Yes. I was an eight year old. Get over it. I hate myself too. You know, I could've been younger, but it wasn't older than eight. Just let me be modest for my sake pls. (If you knew me irl this wouldn't make sense in the timeline of the other embarrassing story I have but just go with it pls)

There was this guy, and you know how I've always felt aboot blonde guys. <3 
So we were "boyfriend and girlfriend" like all the kool kidz were back then. Since I was more of a guy than a girl, just rolling in mud and playing irl rpg games, I liked to adventure. And what better place to adventure than a nettle bush!

Oh you can see where this is going? Then take this chance to run, since the story gets spicy from here.

We were never allowed to go in that bush, for safety reasons but me and the guys did it anyway 'cause thug lyfe.
One day me and let's call him... Yandere notqt (if you get that joke then good job ily <3). This guy was violent always getting into mischief and wanted "alone time" with me. Bear in mind my age.
We went in the bush and oh god was I innocent. I thought we were just going to poke bugs with sticks but this guy wanted baby sticks to poke other things, you know what I mean?
So this guy kissed me, eyes open, no tongue just kind of a mess. Just like, there, in my face. I just kind of, went with it. I didn't really care but then he sat down against a tree and asked me if we could have sex. 

I kid you not his balls probs couldn't produce sperm ever again after he had to explain to me what sex was.
AHH QUICK EDIT I WAS IMPLYING THAT I KICKED HIM THERE NO I DIDNTT GO WITH IT I WAS LIKE 8

Quite a long story, I know. I'm assuming you guys don't have the time and patience to write something, or read something as long as that so just post whatever, idm.

Even today I look back and dread on the thought of what would've happened if baby Jeb let his stick poke bugs.
-shudder-

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09-09-2015, 05:57 PM
#17231 (2)
Since when do eight year olds know about sex? o.O

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Apart from 2d qts.

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09-09-2015, 06:04 PM
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My first REAL kiss was in 9th grade. I've kissed many women before, either they were childhood friends or such. But we were going steady. I started dating her and I kissed her before I went home. Goddamn, she had lips that tasted like fuckin skittles. After that we started getting into some crazy shit. Fuckin french kissing and some other whack shit. We would be that couple in the high school hallways that would kiss the fuck out of each other before class. Kinda cringy now that I think about it but idgaf. I'll leave my story there.

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09-09-2015, 07:16 PM
#17236 (4)
It was like 8th grade and some girl stuck her tounge down my throat against my will. Bad, bad times.

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09-09-2015, 08:14 PM
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My first kiss was done by force by a friend ive known since childhood when I was like 12.
She and I patched things up, but at the time, I was still in a psuedo-depressive rut and we couldnt work out, so after settling down, I shot her down. :C

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09-09-2015, 09:00 PM
#17246 (6)
No kissu yet. Which in my opinion is better than having your first kiss stolen from you, but hey.

In reality, all he's doing is pushing the same buttons he always has, nothing has changed. The longer he spends here, the more invested he gets, the more he forgets which life is the real one.
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09-09-2015, 09:21 PM
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According to most of the posts here, they were done without consent.

This is worrying

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09-09-2015, 11:58 PM
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this thread triggers me because I've never touched a girl

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09-10-2015, 12:04 AM
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Was kissed by my close friend when I took her to a dance as thanks for taking her.

Nothing ever came of it, but we still talk occasionally and are on good terms.

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09-10-2015, 12:34 AM
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I was like 7 or 8 and these two girls were playing in the rain with me and my other friend.  Somehow the one girl got dared to kiss my friend. She kissed him on the cheek. I was jealous (and a violent little boy) I was hurt but didn't let it show. I just said, "well I dare you to kiss me too!" Her eyes lit up (i was shocked) She grabbed be by my shirt and kissed me right on the lips with a big smile. I was shocked that she seemed so delighted by my request, and even more so the way she forcibly put her face against mine :3 She held me in this position for 10 - 15 seconds which felt like eternity.  Her eyes were closed mine were open, like a deer frozen in headlights.  When she was done she threw me backwards off the porch into the rain and smiled again. <3

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She was such a cutie... she was my same age maybe a tiny bit younger. Her name is Beth. She had pretty black hair. Judging by her last name, I think she was of Italian decent. To this day, I've been super obsessed with girls named Elizabeth, and even more obsedded with forceful girls. On the day it happened I gained my first fetish #reverseRape
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09-10-2015, 12:35 AM
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aperently year 3 me was a player and got all the ladies and now... no one likes me T^T

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09-10-2015, 05:49 AM
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I haven't kissed anyone while sober :(

drunk me is a fucken playa (actually just all my girl friends are slutty drunks down to snog when drunk lmao)

all i want is a real relationship with copious amounts of hand holding ;~;

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09-10-2015, 11:11 AM
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(09-09-2015, 05:57 PM)Neko Wrote: Since when do eight year olds know about sex? o.O

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Apart from 2d qts.

I was wondering that too, now that I'm older.
The poor kid was always in trouble and eventually got kicked out of school. Maybe he had irresponsible siblings or parents?

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09-10-2015, 11:24 AM (This post was last modified: 09-10-2015, 11:27 AM by Jebbika.)
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@losi
> My first REAL kiss was in 9th grade. I've kissed many women before, either they were
>  childhood friends or such. But we were going steady. I started dating her and I
>  kissed her before I went home. Goddamn, she had lips that tasted like fuckin skittles.
mmm skittles
skittles and lust
>  kiss the fuck out of each other before class. Kinda cringy now that I think about
>  it but idgaf. I'll leave my story there.
I'd never be able to do tha. :c
Too shy. ///

@Kieru
> It was like 8th grade and some girl stuck her tounge down my throat against my will.
>  Bad, bad times.
@Rii
> My first kiss was done by force by a friend ive known since childhood when I was
>  like 12.
AHHH NO THAT IS LIKE TONGUE RAPE
KILL IT WITH FIRE
pls no

@suicid3Panda
> I was like 7 or 8 and these two girls were playing in the rain with me and my other
>  friend.  Somehow the one girl got dared to kiss my friend. She kissed him on the
>  cheek. I was jealous (and a violent little boy) I was hurt but didn't let it show.
>  I just said, "well I dare you to kiss me too!" Her eyes lit up (i was shocked) She
>  grabbed be by my shirt and kissed me right on the lips with a big smile.
> She held me in this position for 10 - 15 seconds which felt like eternity.  
> Her eyes were closed mine were open, like a deer frozen in headlights.  
> When she was done she threw me backwards off the porch into the rain
>  and smiled again. <3
A- Ah... ;-; such a sweet story I can't even
Beth sounds like a cute girl.
I smiled so much while reading this it was just too kawaii
Everyone has such nice stories
even the tongue rape ones :^)
i know how u feel
pls no

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09-10-2015, 01:50 PM
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still waiting for the lucky right guy

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09-10-2015, 01:53 PM
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I've been kissed on the cheek but never kissed anyone else on the cheek or lips and never been kissed on the lips.

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09-10-2015, 05:42 PM
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There was a girl at the first anime convention I ever went to. This was a few months before my 17th birthday. She held up a sign offering free kisses, so I partook. It kind of tasted like cherry Dr Pepper. I ran away giggling. When I came across her again later that day, she didn't have her sign up.
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09-10-2015, 05:59 PM
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soon hopefully.
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09-10-2015, 06:06 PM
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>>17329
Wow, Matango, that's a really cute story.

The story of my first kiss is nothing special. When I was 13, I used to kind of hang out with this girl that was one year older than me. The whole thing always seemed weird because I never knew what the status of our relationship was. One day when we were saying goodbye, she kissed me on the lips. I didn't know to kiss, though, so I kinda tensed up and stood there like a statue.
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09-10-2015, 08:49 PM
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Hasn't happened yet.

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Got quite hammered at a music festival at the age of 16, talked a bit with 2 girls in the crowd before the band came out. Later when the band came out one of the broads grabbed a hold of me and shoved her tounge down my throat. It wasn't very glamourus at all, but the chick was very cute so I was still quite happy. She had long blonde hair and blue eyes (not very uncommon where I live) and sharp features on her face. I can't remember her name and she was out of town if i recall correctly, but damn she was pretty. I've had a couple of kisses before that, but they were so damn adolecent and innocent I wouldn't really count them as a "first kiss".

Actually, most of my kisses have been at music festivals when I come to think of it, lel.
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09-12-2015, 08:51 AM
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>>17329
> There was a girl at the first anime convention I ever went to. This was a few months
> before my 17th birthday. She held up a sign offering free kisses, so I partook.
> It kind of tasted like cherry Dr Pepper. I ran away giggling. When I came across
> her again later that day, she didn't have her sign up.

i feel bad for you

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09-12-2015, 11:29 AM
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>>17329
> She held up a sign offering free kisses, so I partook.

How to get mouth herpes, kek.
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09-12-2015, 11:49 AM
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My first little 'peck' type of kiss was in grade 7, I believe. She was a nice girl and everything, we were actually friends growing up and we were dating at the time (we had a thing on and off for the following couple of years). One day we were hanging out with two of her friends; we were playing truth or dare, I got dared to kiss her so we both blew it off like it was nothing and kissed each other calmly to look cool. We bumped noses the first time then got it the second time, I remember we both blushed a lot. It was kind of embarassing honestly.

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Then my first 'real' makeout kiss was with my grade 8 girlfriend. It was against the wall of an autobody shop at like 9PM, it was dark out. That actually worked out pretty well. I felt very confident, warm and fuzzy.

I am now a highschool senior and I can't tell you how many guys and girls I've kissed now, at least 20.
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09-12-2015, 02:29 PM (This post was last modified: 09-12-2015, 04:37 PM by mayunaise.)
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(09-10-2015, 08:49 PM)Saikou Wrote: Hasn't happened yet.

Urge to pop @Saikou 's cherry - GET

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