Favorite Videogame Quotes

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07-24-2015, 10:35 PM (This post was last modified: 07-24-2015, 10:39 PM by None_At_All.)
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I saw the Favorite Anime Quotes thread, but couldn't think of any good quotes, so I made this thread!

Here are some of my favorite videogame quotes from (most of them fron The Stanley Parable)


The Stanley Parable

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"Why would you think that, Stanley? That this video game can be beaten, won, solved? Do you have any idea what your purpose in this place is?"
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"Perhaps his death was of no great loss, like plucking the eyeballs from a blind man."
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"When every path you can walk has been created for you long in advance, death becomes meaningless, making life the same."
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"My life is normal, I am normal. Everything will be fine."
"I am okay."
"Stanley began screaming."

Skullgirls

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"I am not sure if you noticed, but I am a robot."
"ERROR: Cannot engage. Deleting first law..."
- Robo-Fortune
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"I'd never forget a face, but for you, I'll make an exception."
- Peacock
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07-24-2015, 11:34 PM
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I have a pretty nice one.

"That wizard came from the moon" - Destiny the Game

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07-25-2015, 12:06 AM
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"Don't you tust me?"
-Ahri
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07-25-2015, 12:27 AM
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"I sold her this life so she'd love me. It ruined everything. The sad part is, I'd do it all again if I could. Just to have her a little longer."

-Larry, Always Sometimes Monsters

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07-25-2015, 02:40 AM
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"Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog! WOOH! "

- Truth, from GTA SA
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07-25-2015, 03:42 AM
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"It's time to chew ass." ~ Dick Kickem

(If you get that, I will be your best friend)



I don't have one.


"The entire internet is located here, on a single CD-ROM!"
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07-25-2015, 04:09 AM
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Some fun ones from CP... These are both legit, mind you, translated by NiS America while localizing the game.
"I'm gonna butter up my pooper with it real good!" ~Seiko, Corpse Party
"Anyone who takes stuff posted on the net and swallows it wholesale is a fucking dumbass. A total retard." ~Naho, Corpse Party

Tho my favorite one ever hands down is, rather obviously, this.


If Troy Baker's "The Killing Joke" monologue ever made it into Arkham Origins that'd be my favorite one, but sadly, it's not in.

@Equinox obvious Duke Nukem Forever quote is obvious. Though it's 'time to kick ass and chew bubblegum'. And I'm all out of gum.

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07-25-2015, 05:43 AM
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(07-25-2015, 12:06 AM)βlεεεry Wrote: "Don't you tust me?"
-Ahri
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"My right arm is a LOT stronger than my left arm!"

-Tryndamere, League of Legends

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"F to pay respects" -Call Of Duty AW

"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."
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07-25-2015, 01:27 PM
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(07-24-2015, 11:34 PM)Souv Wrote: I have a pretty nice one.

"That wizard came from the moon" - Destiny the Game

HAAAAAAAA. I remember that shit. Didn't they take that out of the game?

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07-25-2015, 01:31 PM
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(07-25-2015, 01:27 PM)losi Wrote:
(07-24-2015, 11:34 PM)Souv Wrote: I have a pretty nice one.

"That wizard came from the moon" - Destiny the Game

HAAAAAAAA. I remember that shit. Didn't they take that out of the game?

I honestly can't remember. I only remember the quote xD

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07-25-2015, 02:07 PM
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"I know I'm guilty of something, but punishment hardly ever suits the victims of a crime." - Alice, Alice: Madness Returns
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07-27-2015, 06:12 PM
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"Did you hear a cat just now? That damn thing haunts me."
- Barney: HL2

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07-27-2015, 09:20 PM (This post was last modified: 07-27-2015, 09:21 PM by Pyro.)
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"Just cause a city flies don't mean it ain't got its fair share of fools" -
Bioshock Infinite, Brook

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07-27-2015, 10:52 PM
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"Tear 'em to pieces!"

-Claude Kenni ~ Star Ocean 2

My favorite because it's the last thing most enemies hear before they die, since it's linked to the "Ripper Blast" which is pretty much the only attack you will ever need to use.
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07-28-2015, 12:46 AM
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"Yeah so this shit is tits guys. You should see what my bitch thinks of me now. His-HER name is Chaz-MINA uh and she..." Mr Shank from Borderlands 1
"Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!" - Psycho's from Borderlands 2

I could probably quote the entirety of both Borderlands games as my favourite.
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10-04-2015, 07:14 PM
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"Darling let me tell you something.

Whatever work you do, you have absolutely got to own it.

Otherwise it owns you."

-null, The Beginner's Guide

Lots of potential in these threads.

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10-04-2015, 07:31 PM
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"From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!" - Skywrath Mage, Dota 2
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10-04-2015, 07:59 PM
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This conversation From American McGee's Alice:

JABBERWOCK: "You've kept me waiting, Alice.  Have you never heard that
punctuality's a virtue?"
ALICE: "You and my dentist's assistant have much in common."
JABBERWOCK: "You're habitually late, aren't you?  Between your dim-witted
daydreaming and your preening vanity, the hours just fly by; there's barely
time for anything else."
ALICE: "That the best you can do?  Hurl second-rate insults?  They don't hurt..."
JABBERWOCK: "Your family was expecting you to come to them, weren't they?
Perhaps they thought you might warn them of the danger... being close to the
source, as you were.  But they waited in vain, didn't they, and died for their
trouble."
ALICE: "We were all asleep.  It was an accident... I..."
JABBERWOCK: "You selfish, misbegotten, and unnatural child!  You smelled the
smoke.  But you were in dreamland taking tea with your friends.  You couldn't
be bothered.  Your room was protected and spared -- while your family upstairs
roasted in an inferno of incredible horror."
ALICE: "Noooooooooooooooo..."
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Anastacia of Astora -- Dark Souls

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… I thank you, sincerely. … Finally, the curse of the Undead will be lifted, and I can die human. … I am powerless, but I will do all that I can. … Please, save us all… … Please…

Laurentius of the Great Swamp -- Dark souls

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Good bye then.
Be safe, friend.
Don't you dare go Hollow.


Child of Light quotes

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Aurora: Melancholy Tritis do not cry
Tritis: Abandonned once more not a suprise
Aurora: We all are in the end, the trick is to be happy while we are alive

Igniculus: Aurora what is home?
Aurora: Someplace you have truly grown

Igniculus: Auroa what is love known by?
Aurora: When it hurts to say goodbye


Oh Igniculus fly on by, the lowest of the low I do not spy
Oh Aurora search the sky. Because I do not see the highest of the high



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"Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."
-Darkest Dungeon (After winning a battle)

"As life ebbs, terrible vistas of emptiness reveal themselves."
-Darkest Dungeon (When close to losing)

"YOUR NEXT QUEST IS TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN."
-Torgue, Borderlands 2
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"All your base are belong to us." - Zero wing
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10-05-2015, 05:52 AM
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I am the punishment of god. If you had not committed great sins, god would have not sent such a punishment like me upon you.

-- Marisa Kirisame
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10-22-2015, 09:42 PM
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"You shut up, chu! There's nothing more important in this world than Compa!"

-Warechu, Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth2: Sister's Generation

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10-29-2015, 11:25 PM
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"Corrupt governments and marred lands are no longer worth fighting to protect. There's only one thing worth protecting now. ... And that's the future."
- Ilya Pasternak, Ace Combat 6

The AC series is a legendary franchise chock-full of good quotes. Damn shame it's been on its last legs.