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10-24-2015, 12:40 PM (This post was last modified: 10-24-2015, 12:41 PM by monothedog.)
#23671 (1)
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I will now introduce myself to you.
I like games, anime and stuff, about that I do not bluff.

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10-24-2015, 12:40 PM
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Welcome to Lewd monothedog! I hope you enjoy your stay here!~

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10-24-2015, 12:41 PM
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welcome sir, and thanks for the beautiful poem

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10-24-2015, 12:42 PM (This post was last modified: 10-24-2015, 12:51 PM by Inkjet Printer.)
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Hello Mono, I hope you'll enjoy it here. And I think your beautiful poetry resonated with the deepest parts of my heart or something.
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10-24-2015, 12:51 PM (This post was last modified: 10-24-2015, 12:52 PM by monothedog.)
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>>23673
> welcome sir, and thanks for the beautiful poem

You are welcome and thanks for the compliment.
I hope you will not leave me in abandonment.

>>23674
> Hello Mono, I hope you'll enjoy it here. And I think your beautiful poetry resonated
> with the deepest part of my heart or something.
I am glad that my poetry touched you so deep.
I like to hear the sound 'beep'.

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10-24-2015, 01:12 PM
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10-24-2015, 01:20 PM
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>>23680
> ....

You don't give me a lot to go off.
But I still appreciate that stuff.

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10-24-2015, 01:48 PM
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>>23684
The poem is alright, but with a title like this there's no way I couldn't click.
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10-24-2015, 02:29 PM
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>>23676

> >>23674

> > Hello Mono, I hope you'll enjoy it here. And I think your beautiful poetry resonated
> > with the deepest part of my heart or something.
> I am glad that my poetry touched you so deep.
> I like to hear the sound 'beep'.

I think I liked your first poem better. But anyway, you seem like a nice guy. I think we'll be friends for years to come :P
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10-24-2015, 03:05 PM
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>>23707
> >>23676
>
> > >>23674
> > > Hello Mono, I hope you'll enjoy it here. And I think your beautiful poetry resonated
> > > with the deepest part of my heart or something.
> > I am glad that my poetry touched you so deep.
> > I like to hear the sound 'beep'.
>
> I think I liked your first poem better. But anyway, you seem like a nice guy. I
> think we'll be friends for years to come :P

The first poem was intentionally better.
I didn't want to make you any wetter

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10-24-2015, 03:12 PM
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(10-24-2015, 03:05 PM)monothedog Wrote: >>23707
> >>23676
>
> > >>23674
> > > Hello Mono, I hope you'll enjoy it here. And I think your beautiful poetry resonated
> > > with the deepest part of my heart or something.
> > I am glad that my poetry touched you so deep.
> > I like to hear the sound 'beep'.
>
> I think I liked your first poem better. But anyway, you seem like a nice guy. I
> think we'll be friends for years to come :P

The first poem was intentionally better.
I didn't want to make you any wetter
I have got no words for this. Is he a genius? Is he a lunatic? Is he both? I guess we'll never know. All that I can say for sure is: he posts top quality shit.
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10-24-2015, 03:43 PM
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Hello and welcome monothedog, I hope you're here to stay
I quite enjoyed the poetry, introductions are made better that way!
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10-24-2015, 03:51 PM
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10-24-2015, 04:25 PM
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>>23711
> Hello and welcome monothedog, I hope you're here to stay
> I quite enjoyed the poetry, introductions are made better that way!

Holy shiz, you can do poetry too.
Now there are two.

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10-24-2015, 04:28 PM
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Welcome Monothedog
Nice to have you here at Lewd
Please enjoy your stay.

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10-24-2015, 04:32 PM (This post was last modified: 10-24-2015, 04:33 PM by monothedog.)
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>>23713
> Ribbit

I hadn't noticed this one before.
I guess you could say it slipped through the back door.

>>23724
> Welcome Monothedog
> Nice to have you here at Lewd
> Please enjoy your stay.

Thank you very much.
I can see you don't like busts

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10-24-2015, 04:33 PM
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>>23724
> Welcome Monothedog
> Nice to have you here at Lewd
> Please enjoy your stay.

Thank you very much.
I can see you don't like busts

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(10-24-2015, 04:25 PM)monothedog Wrote: >>23711
> Hello and welcome monothedog, I hope you're here to stay
> I quite enjoyed the poetry, introductions are made better that way!

Holy shiz, you can do poetry too.
Now there are two.

Hmmm I feel a trend starting here.
Because I can rhyme as well.
I'm just getting started and... Oh dear.
It's hard to not make my rhymes sounds awkward as hell.

But I'm doing it anyway, I'll let my mind run free.
I'm even writing eight lines of text.
For there are now not two, but three.
Rhyming people, and that makes me feel pretty relaxed.
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10-24-2015, 04:53 PM
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ohai, monothedog. this is a pretty interesting introduction thread you've got going on here.

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10-24-2015, 05:07 PM
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>>23731
>
> Hmmm I feel a trend starting here.
> Because I can rhyme as well.
> I'm just getting started and... Oh dear.
> It's hard to not make my rhymes sounds awkward as hell.
>
> But I'm doing it anyway, I'll let my mind run free.
> I'm even writing eight lines of text.
> For there are now not two, but three.
> Rhyming people, and that makes me feel pretty relaxed.

Another person rhyming aswell?
Oh boy, this is going swell!

>>23733
> ohai, monothedog. this is a pretty interesting introduction thread you've got going
> on here.

Thank you oh so much dear Senpai.
If I had a beer here now I'd yell at you Kanpai!
Short rhymes is where I keep it at.
Becuase rhyming much I think to be as annoying as a aggresive cat

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10-24-2015, 05:17 PM
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(10-24-2015, 04:48 PM)Inkjet Printer Wrote:
(10-24-2015, 04:25 PM)monothedog Wrote: >>23711
> Hello and welcome monothedog, I hope you're here to stay
>  I quite enjoyed the poetry, introductions are made better that way!

Holy shiz, you can do poetry too.
Now there are two.

Hmmm I feel a trend starting here.
Because I can rhyme as well.
I'm just getting started and... Oh dear.
It's hard to not make my rhymes sounds awkward as hell.

But I'm doing it anyway, I'll let my mind run free.
I'm even writing weight lines of text.
For there are now not two, but three.
Rhyming people, and that makes me feel pretty relaxed.

And so it was settled; or so they thought
Until another came to show his skill
To put your silly rhymes to rest, he fought!
The three, sat immersed in fear, were still.

But the fourth became distraught,
"Poems are dumb, why am I writing one?!"
The true answer, for days, he sought,
But it never came, for this rhyme is done.

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10-24-2015, 05:38 PM
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Do welcome to Lewd.sx. Enjoy your stay and see you on the fourm...

If you like music, join the music group! Free entry. We have cookies and nightcore. Lots and LOTS of nightore.

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>>23738

And so, the rhyme warriors, from lewd.sx they came.
Harnessed the power of words to put all the famous poets to shame.
But they all knew, deep, deep inside.
There was a secret they needed to hide.
That secret being, that all their poems are kinda lame.
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(10-24-2015, 05:41 PM)Inkjet Printer Wrote: >>23738

And so, the rhyme warriors, from lewd.sx they came.
Harnessed the power of words to put all the famous poets to shame.
But they all knew, deep, deep inside.
There was a secret they needed to hide.
That secret being, that all their poems are kinda lame.

And as the night encroached upon the sky,
With friends of naught but on the 'net,
The lewd.sx poets would lie down and cry,
For the only ones converse with are their pet.

They would get horny and look at lewd photos,
Their penises erect as a statue,
The pleasure would curl their toes,
As out came the substance appearing as glue.

He may have finished, but lewd.sx had not.
With tissues and socks they forget their sorrow,
In front of their screens, they sit and rot,
Hoping someone will love them tomorrow.

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10-24-2015, 06:36 PM
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This is a haiku.
Poems suck.
No its not actually.
Haikus make me want to seppuku*.
Welcome to lewd.

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